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Top 50 Farm Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Farm pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Farm conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

  2. Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?

  3. So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to fork movement...

  4. I would love to see the way you farm.

  5. Boy are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.

  6. Are you fresh farm land? Because you look ready to plow.

  7. Like vertical farming, I need to know more about you.

  8. Are you PoE, because I can grind and farm you all night long.

  9. Pollinating those petals them with my piston will cost an additional fee.

  10. Are you a farm?

    Cause I'm pretty sure I'm gonna plant my seed in you this spring.

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Your kiss is my farm land
I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it

If you had eleven roses and you looked in the mirror; then you'd see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.

Roses are red. Lilies are white. We’d make a great couple, You know that I’m right.

You must be an epic mount, cuz I'm farming gold for you.

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Are you farm raised or do you need to be wild-caught?

You must’ve grown up on Pepperidge farm,
Cause you like a snack that I’ll always remember

Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm?

Because you got some nice calves! (baby cow)

ROADHOG: I want to take you around my farm.

I have a cat too. I think she'd like you.

Are you farming equipment?...

Cuz you look like a hoe

Do these plums feel ripe to you?

Can I strum my banjo and sing you to sleep?

I farm moisture for a living.

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By the way, my Roses aren't the only things with long stems.

I wish I could harvest you at peak season.

I want to LEED certify you!

Didn’t I blow you earlier in the day, or was that a radiant leaf pile at sunrise? (Leaf Blower)

[Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.] I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.

Do you like men who take grooming seriously? (Leaf Blower)

Where can I order a pretty face?

I'm sexy and I gnome it

Roses or Daisies?

I have a four-stroke engine. What’s your blowing capacity? (Leaf Blower)

I love making pickles, do you?