Top 50 Farm Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Farm rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Farm pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

I'll tell you how many acres I farm.
Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?
So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to fork movement...
I would love to see the way you farm.
Boy are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.
Are you fresh farm land? Because you look ready to plow.

Working short farm pickup lines to impress a girl

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a c**....

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because I heard you were good at raising c**...!

I know what you’re thinking, and no, I don’t wear this during s**..., but I do leave it idling in the corner, for the carbon monoxide buzz. (Leaf Blower)

Is your dad a farm? Because you got some nice watermelons.

To me, a bouquet is just a metaphor for group s**....

Forget about Ashes of War. I want to farm me some Asses of War babe.

Excuse me, is this pine cone bothering you? Do you need me to blow it straight to h**...? (Leaf Blower)

farm Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Do you work on a chicken farm? Because you know how to raise my c**... good.

Most flowers are bisexual, and I see you came here with a friend.

Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm? Because you got some nice calves!

Are you ready to fight and farm this Giant's Keep?

Like vertical farming, I need to know more about you.

Babe, do you want me to farm your dungeons fast? Or should we do it safe?

Are you PoE, because I can grind and farm you all night long.

farm Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Are you a farm?

Cause I'm pretty sure I'm gonna plant my seed in you this spring.

Your kiss is my farm land

I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it

If you had eleven roses and you looked in the mirror; then you'd see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.

Roses are red. Lilies are white. We’d make a great couple, You know that I’m right.

You must be an epic mount, cuz I'm farming gold for you.

I'm country born, I'm country bred

I'm good on the farm but better in bed

Are you farm raised or do you need to be wild-caught?

You must’ve grown up on Pepperidge farm,

Cause you like a snack that I’ll always remember

Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm?

Because you got some nice calves! (baby cow)

ROADHOG: I want to take you around my farm.

I have a cat too. I think she'd like you.

Are you farming equipment?...

Cuz you look like a hoe

Do you like men who take grooming seriously? (Leaf Blower)

farm Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Do these plums feel ripe to you?

Didn’t I blow you earlier in the day, or was that a radiant leaf pile at sunrise? (Leaf Blower)

Can I strum my banjo and sing you to sleep?

I farm moisture for a living.

Can I interest you in some of my compost?

By the way, my Roses aren't the only things with long stems.

I’d like to make you my backyard bounty.

I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses. (Leaf Blower)

[Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.] I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.

Where can I order a pretty face?

I'm sexy and I gnome it

I want to LEED certify you!

I want to be inside your lady garden gnomesaying?

I wish I could harvest you at peak season.

Roses or Daisies?

I know this might sound cheesy, but I love everything artisan about you.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Farm phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Farm lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.