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Top 50 Farm Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Farm pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Farm tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

  2. Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?

  3. So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to fork movement...

  4. I would love to see the way you farm.

  5. Boy are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.

  6. Are you fresh farm land? Because you look ready to plow.

  7. Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

  8. Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because I heard you were good at raising cocks!

  9. I know what you’re thinking, and no, I don’t wear this during sex, but I do leave it idling in the corner, for the carbon monoxide buzz. (Leaf Blower)

  10. Is your dad a farm? Because you got some nice watermelons.


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Working farm pickup lines

So roosters are also called cocks? That’s funny.

To me, a bouquet is just a metaphor for group sex.

Forget about Ashes of War. I want to farm me some Asses of War babe.

Excuse me, is this pine cone bothering you? Do you need me to blow it straight to hell? (Leaf Blower)

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Most flowers are bisexual, and I see you came here with a friend.

Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm? Because you got some nice calves!

Are you ready to fight and farm this Giant's Keep?

Like vertical farming, I need to know more about you.

Babe, do you want me to farm your dungeons fast? Or should we do it safe?

Pollinating those petals them with my piston will cost an additional fee.

Are you PoE, because I can grind and farm you all night long.

Are you a farm?

Cause I'm pretty sure I'm gonna plant my seed in you this spring.

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If you had eleven roses and you looked in the mirror; then you'd see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.

Roses are red. Lilies are white. We’d make a great couple, You know that I’m right.

You must be an epic mount, cuz I'm farming gold for you.

I'm country born, I'm country bred

I'm good on the farm but better in bed

Are you farm raised or do you need to be wild-caught?

You must’ve grown up on Pepperidge farm,

Cause you like a snack that I’ll always remember

Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm?

Because you got some nice calves! (baby cow)

ROADHOG: I want to take you around my farm.

I have a cat too. I think she'd like you.

Are you farming equipment?...

Cuz you look like a hoe

Do you like men who take grooming seriously? (Leaf Blower)

Do these plums feel ripe to you?