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Following is our collection of Farm chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Did you grow up on a chicken farm?

    Because you sure know how to raise a cock

  2. I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

  3. Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?

  4. So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to fork movement...

  5. I would love to see the way you farm.

  6. Boy are you a tractor? Cause you'd make life on the farm easier.

  7. Did you perhaps grow up on a farm?

    Because you are very talented with raising cocks.

  8. Do you own a chicken farm

    Cause you sure know how to raise a cock

  9. We’re you born on a farm?

    Cause you sure know how to raise a cock

  10. Like vertical farming, I need to know more about you.

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Were you born on a chicken farm?
Cause you sure know to to raise a Cock

Are you a farm?

Cause I'm pretty sure I'm gonna plant my seed in you this spring.

Your ass is my farm land

I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it

Do you live in a chicken farm

Cause you you sure know hoe to raise a cock

Do you work on a chicken farm?

Cuz u sure know how to raise cocks!

(NSFW) Hey girl, were you raised on a chicken farm?

Because you sure know how to raise cocks!

You must be an epic mount, cuz I'm farming gold for you.

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

Are you farm raised or do you need to be wild-caught?

Do you work on a farm?

...because you sure know how to raise a cock

Whoa girl, do you own a dairy farm?

Because you got some nice calves! (baby cow)

You must’ve grown up on Pepperidge farm,

Cause you like a snack that I’ll always remember

Hey girl did you grow up on a farm?

CAUSE YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO RAISE A COCK

Were you raised on a chicken farm?

Becuase you sure know how to raise a cock

That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink.
It’s enjoyable.
I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit.

But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye.

I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice.

One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about.

A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different.

So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time.

Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say “hey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't.

After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that."

My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again.

Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me".

That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip".

She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride.

The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption?

I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.

Are you farming equipment?...

Cuz you look like a hoe

I wish i could use this one but i don't have a dick so

"Were you raised on a farm? because you sure know how to raise a cock."



i'm so sorry

Girl, were u brought up in a farm.

Cuz you sure know how to raise cocks.

ROADHOG: I want to take you around my farm.

I have a cat too. I think she'd like you.

Roses or Daisies?

I love making pickles, do you?

Wouldn't it be nice if we can start our own local micro-bean farms?

I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my princess bride

Let me show you my magic garden

You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.