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Top 50 Field Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Field chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

  2. I'd sure like to put my lance through your A.T. Field.

  3. Would you mind goin plow my cord field?

  4. I know I usually work in the fields, but tonight, I could churn your butter.

  5. Do you want to plow this field?

  6. I'd plow your field.

  7. I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers. And I'd like to check you for ovarian cancer.

  8. Are you an angel? Because I want to penetrate your AT field.

  9. You must be a B field, because you are really affecting my perpendicular component.

  10. Geographers do it in the field!

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Funny field pickup lines

I would love to take you out on a date. I am 'outstanding' in my field.

Oh baby, I'd like to plough your field. For real. I have an ox and everything.

Don't worry, I've had years of field work.

Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.

I've got some new rubbers, so it's ok to sow my wild oats if it gets too wet in the field.

Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

I'll need to do some field investigation onsite.

Hey girl are you a farmer?

Cuz i wanna plough ur field


And ur backyard as a bonus

Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field cause you just induced a flow somewhere in me.

Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...

Hey gurl, All it take is one drilling campaign to turn that virgin field into a producing asset.

Are you a field?

Because I'd love to plow you all night long.

Let's take off each other's clothes... and then run in the fields together.

Can I plow you instead of this field?

Are you a corn field? Corny

Because I'll plow you right now.

Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?

Are you a farmer

Cause I'd plow the fuck out of your field anyday.

Hey girl, you must be a Higgs field.

Because your bosons just endowed me with mass.

You're so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.

Are you a corn field?

Cause I'm stocking you.

Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them.
“Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!”
AND
“You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!”
Change them up a little. For example:
“You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.”

If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery

Good luck boys!

Need one based on corn!

No, not the "do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you" one. He asked for corny jokes...

Edit: not *too* dirty—I want to date him, not fuck him and ghost him.

Girl, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all.

Sir Donald Munger: "Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?"
James Bond: "Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it."

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?"
James Bond: "Perfectly. After you."
Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs."
James Bond: "I hope so."