Top 50 County Pick Up lines

Do you have water wings? Because I think heaven is missing an angel who can't swim very well.

Do you like fireworks? [Yes.] Well here they come. [Put your arms up and ready to go around shoulder.]

Do you like roller coasters? Because I can not only rock your world, but I can send you on a ride you will never forget.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.

Hello..Would you like to be in the sword-swollowing act?

Hey baby, I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.

Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.

Hey look, fireworks! (makes firework sounds and makes explosion motion with hands, putting arm around girl)

Hey sugar pie, I would love to buy you a fennel cake.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here is my number. [Theme Park of your choice], maybe?

Hi. Would you like to try the "Whack-a-Mole"?

How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?

I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?

I couldn't help but notice you lost your bikini top on that waterslide, give me your number and I'll let you have it back.

I dare you to go on that roller coaster with me!

I got an amusement park in my pants.

I hope you got flood insurance cause you're about to get wet

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.

I hope you like fireworks cause I want to end this night with a bang.

I know I'm not supposed to put you on a pedestal, so will you please come down off the high-dive tower?

I know you should wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming, but how long do I have to wait after feasting on your contemporary good looks before I can ask you out?

I own the best roller coaster in the world wanna ride it?

I perform best when I'm wet.

I really like your suit.

I see you already have the buns.

I think I've found the blue-ribbon melons!

I want to eat you like a redneck eating an elephant ear at the county fair.

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

I'll show you a ride with no wait time.

I'm a theme park, ride me before the sun sets.

I’d like to put a set of horns like those there on yore husband, pretty nanny!

I’ll be glad to clean off your sweet lips real quick-like, you puddin’ face doll! (Fair's ladies pudding consumption contest)

If I could rename this place Id call it (date's name) studios because you are my universe

Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.

Ignore the RayBans—there’s nothing shady about me, sunshine.

Life is a roller coaster. You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it.

Miss? Would you like to try an Italian sausage?