50 County Pick Up lines

Here are 50 county pick up lines for her and flirty county rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about county that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your county rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny county pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty county joke for a great chat response.

Best Working County Pickup Lines

A good County hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey Baby. Nobody has more counties named after them than I do.
Hello. Would you like to be in the sword-swallowing act?
Can you call a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
Come take a ride on my "Slip and slide".
Dayyum put your shirt back on because your so hot i think im gonna have to put on my sunglasses
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I float by again?

Short and cute county pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about county are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Do you have water wings? Because I think heaven is missing an angel who can't swim very well.

Do you like fireworks? [Yes.] Well here they come. [Put your arms up and ready to go around shoulder.]

Do you like roller coasters? Because I can not only rock your world, but I can send you on a ride you will never forget.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hello wanna see my pet snake, I won two years in a row for best performance.

Hello, cowboy! How about kicking up you heels with me, at the outdoor concert?

Hello..Would you like to be in the sword-swollowing act?

Cheesy county Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey baby, I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.

Hey baby! It doesn't take a ticket to let you ride me.

Hey baby!!! Let's see if you can knock me in the water..it's harder than the pudding wrestling.

Hey look, fireworks! (makes firework sounds and makes explosion motion with hands, putting arm around girl)

Hey sugar pie, I would love to buy you a fennel cake.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here is my number. [Theme Park of your choice], maybe?

Hi. Would you like to try the "Whack-a-Mole"?

Corny county Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming County conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?

I can't swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?

I couldn't help but notice you lost your bikini top on that waterslide, give me your number and I'll let you have it back.

I dare you to go on that roller coaster with me!

I don’t want to brag, cutie, but my line of bull is way longer than his!

I got an amusement park in my pants.

I hope you got flood insurance cause you're about to get wet

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.

I hope you like fireworks cause I want to end this night with a bang.

I know I'm not supposed to put you on a pedestal, so will you please come down off the high-dive tower?

I know you should wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming, but how long do I have to wait after feasting on your contemporary good looks before I can ask you out?

I own the best roller coaster in the world wanna ride it?

A good county Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth County hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I perform best when I'm wet.

I really like your suit.

I see you already have the buns.

I think I've found the blue-ribbon melons!

I want to eat you like a redneck eating an elephant ear at the county fair.

I wish I'd brought my towel, can I share yours?

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!

I'll show you a ride with no wait time.

I'm a theme park, ride me before the sun sets.

I’d like to put a set of horns like those there on yore husband, pretty nanny!

I’ll be glad to clean off your sweet lips real quick-like, you puddin’ face doll! (Fair's ladies pudding consumption contest)

If I could rename this place Id call it (date's name) studios because you are my universe

Ignore the ray bans. There is nothing shade-y about me.

Ignore the RayBans—there’s nothing shady about me, sunshine.

Life is a roller coaster. You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it.

Miss? Would you like to try an Italian sausage?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain County love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty County chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.