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Top 50 Area Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Area pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Area conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, are you f(x)=x^(-1)?

    Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.

  2. Are you post World War One?

    Cuz your causing an uprising in some areas

  3. I'm sad that i can't make it to the area 51 raid.

    But you could help me clap some alien cheeks, because that kiss is outta this world.

  4. I’m like a bee

    I’ll stick something inside you that’ll have that area throbbing in seconds

  5. You must be Area 51

    Because all the weebs wanna be inside of you

  6. I'll search your grabbable area..

  7. Baby I dont have any invalid target area.

  8. I'd let you have free movement in my schengen area.

  9. Hey girl, I'm new to this area

    Can you tell me where I am right now?

    Girl: You're on 4th street.

    Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?

  10. Scanners show sexy life forms in this area... oh, it’s only you.

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Careful with the TTIP. It's a sensitive area.

One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area.

I didn’t think I was in San Francisco

Because it’s looking like the BAE area over here!

Do you live in a 100 meters area?

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Hey, are you a twenty first-century urban area in need of reurbanisation, because I’m gonna in-fill you.

Are you area 51?
'cause i'll risk getting shot just to come inside you.

Hey girl are you from San Francisco?

Cause all I see is a Bæ in the area ;)

Is your back blast area all clear?

Are you a calculus problem?

Cause i wanna find the area of your curves.

Hey girl, are you fertile?

*Because I want to my plant my seeds in your moist areas*

I saw this ad on my phone

It said ”Hot singles in your area” and it lead me to you

What is the formula for your surface area?

Is it qtπ...?

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Working Area tinder opener

Hey GURL you can call me a shower curtain

Cuz ima make sure you get wet in a visually isolated area

Screw Area 51

On September 20, 2019, im gonna raid your heart.

I’m glad I turned off my VPN because I just found a hot single in my area.

*tip: use this when you know they are hot, single, and in your area for better results.

Are you an alien held captive in Area 51?

Cuz imma take you away from this place

What’s Seven long and you need from me ?

My phone number. I would’ve given you my area code but I knew you wouldn’t believe what’s 10 long and you need from me.

Aye girl are you area 51

Because I wanna come in you with 2 million other people.

Are you an Area 51 alien?

Cause you look like one

Are you from Area 51?

It’s because your beauty is out of this world.

Hey girl are you area 51?

Cause I want to raid you.

What do you and Area 51 have in common?

Everyone thinks itll be easy to get inside of you and once they do, they'd pretend they knew what they were doing.

There’s a difference between you and US us government

The government will shoot me for trying to get inside private areas