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Top 17 Address Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Address pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. For those with balls of steel

    Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.

  2. Dude are you an email address?

    Because you're a hot male

  3. Hey, its the 150th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address today, let's get coffee.

  4. What’s your IP address? I’d sure love to ping you sometime.

  5. I’d switch to emacs for you. I would really like to bisect your angle. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

  6. Searched for moon's address

    Girl it sent your location.

  7. IP address

    "What's your port IP address? Because I want to send you a packet!"

    **Response:** "Sure! It's 127.0.0.1"

  8. Give me your address and I'll help you put your groceries away.

  9. What's your address? [Why?] So I know what to write on my luggage tag in case my bags get lost and they need to find me.

  10. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.

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Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com

I need to stop by the post office for a second to change my address to your heart.

If I were an assembly language, I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.

The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.

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Don't you love New York in the fall? It makes me want to buy school supplies. I would send you a bouquet of newly sharpened pencils if I knew your name and address. On the other hand, this not knowing has its charms.

Have you been Googling me? I've got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I've been seeing your IP address in them.