Top 39 Target Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Target chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Let's quickly implement your interconnection targets.

2. There are two ways to get to your target heart rate: You can either run really fast me, or I can just take off my shirt.

3. Can you help me meet my dissemination targets? I’ll let you be in a condition of power.

4. You're audience I want to target with love and affection.

5. Baby I dont have any invalid target area.

6. Goblin's favourite target is resources, but my fav is you.

7. Can you help me meet my dissemination targets?

8. Are you a target?

   Cause im gonna shoot my shot but miss every single one of them

9. Start off by holding out your hand.

   Then say to your target: "I'm going for a walk, could you hold this for me?"

10. Baby, I'm like Green Arrow, I never miss my target.

Funny target pickup lines

To be used on strangers
Approach target on either left/ right side the say "Hey do you believe in love at 1st sight?"
If she says no, do a quick spin around to the other side from her back and say "How about at 2nd sight?"
Hope this works!

Hey are you a target?

Cause I want to shoot you

A literal angel would not be an easy target. How would you flirt with Cas?

It’s (insert target’s name here) outside..

(After initial confusion..)
Sorry meant to say Beautiful!!!

Hey girl, are you target

Because me and the boys want to smash the fuck outta you

Are you an assassination target?

Cuz I really want to take you out.

Are you a terrorist?
Because damn, I wanna be your next target ;)

Hey girl, are you a target?

Because I'm aiming for your head

I'll give you a target so ambitious, you won't have any choice but to fall for it.

Hey girl, are you my assassination target?

Cause the moment I saw you, I knew I had to take you out!

Hey, are you a grocery store?

Because you're my Target.

Hey, are you a target

Cos I want to shoot you

I think I wanna be a hitman

Because you sure are high value target and I definitely wanna take you out

I think I just found my beautiful target. (B1A4)

Our love is as wide as a crossbow's range when set to ground targets.

(Holding a dart) Do you have a minute? I need to practice hitting a moving target.

I think something's wrong with my targetted camera, cause I can't take my eyes of you

I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.

Approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder: If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or...(put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder) THIS shoulder?

Looks like your range doesn't have left or right lateral limits.....TARGET!

You need $20 and a friend. Give friend the $20. Walk up to target. Friend says, "You're right. Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen." Hands you the $20 and walks away.

Baby, I've been Z-targeting you all night.

If love be rough with you, be rough with love; Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that "recently broke up with somebody" vibe.

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player:
1. They Always Wear Protection
2. They Have Great Hands
3. They Are Used To Scoring
4. They Have Great Stamina
5. They Find The Opening And Get It In
6. They Never Miss The Target
7. They Know How To Use Their Wood
8. They Have Long Sticks
9. They Know When To Play Rough
10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

Girl, you’re the only target I want like the Shine Sprite.