The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Shot Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shot pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You can't be a real stormtrooper...this photo of you shot me right in the heart and didn't miss!

  2. My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,

    by a meth cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

  3. Hit me with your best shot!

  4. Wanna see my flop shot?

  5. I just shot you with the DMR, now you have to say yes.

  6. Either my pacemaker just shot craps or I'm in love.

  7. I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.

  8. Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.

  9. I'd give all my diamonds & my emeralds. I'd fight the Ender Dragon, I'd get shot by a Skeleton, just to be with you.

  10. Can I get a shot... at lovin you?

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Funny shot pickup lines

You are the vodka to my shot glass.

Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.

Damn girl, are you a cop?

Cuz I want you to shoot your shot.

Your rack is nicer than the last Buck I shot.

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Are you a target?

Cause im gonna shoot my shot but miss every single one of them

I like my women how I like my deer
Big racks and horny, and I’m gunna take a shot at you.

Hey girl you're as hot as my Venti double shot dark mocha macchiato with no foam.

I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

If loving you was a vaccine..

Would you mind giving me a shot?

Hey girl, are you a vaccine?

Because I am tryna shoot my shot.

Are you area 51?

'cause i'll risk getting shot just to come inside you.

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Working Shot tinder opener

That was a pretty deep shot girl, but I’ll be even deeper inside..

Do you prefer headshot, body shot, or coming inside?

Hey girl, are you a student in an American school?

Because I’d totally give you a shot

Are you a basketball hoop?

Because I’ll probably miss when I shoot my shot.

Are you basketball

Cuz id miss every shot I had

Is your name Mark David Chapman? (No) Good because I don't want to get shot down tonight.

Since there’s no vaccine for this virus yet

Allow me to shoot my shot instead

Plays midget boxing , kneel and give me some shots.

Hey how vaccination shots have you taken?

Cause I would like to give you the ones you need left

Are you black?

Cause I'll shoot my shot at you first

Hey, am I a hockey puck?

Cuz you shot your shot and I think you’re gonna score