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Top 15 pics Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Pics chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a dick pic

    Because you look smaller in person.

  2. Hey girl you're sexy. Send me naked pics.

  3. Gal, you are amazingly gorgeous... can i get a pic of you climbing?

  4. You are financially responsible for repairing the damage to my floor

    Because when I saw your pic my jaw went through the ground

  5. Girl said to me why don't you have any pics of me I have pics of you

    I replied back the only pics I want of you is us together she loved it

  6. Rose are red quarantine is shitty ( italian lovers only)

    La sola cosa che mi fa contento sono le tue tette al vento.

    ( FREE translation of: the only thing thatbmakes me happy is a pic of your titty.

  7. Tinder girl said she's real.

    Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist"

    She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?

  8. Minecraft one ig

    Yo girl, are you a diamond pic? bc you got me as hard as obsidian

  9. I need help thinking of really corny pic up lines I can use in my streaks

    Iv been sending pic lines as my streaks with a picture of me doing the thing the line talks about for like a week and I’m already out of ideas I need some good corny pic up lines.

  10. Hey girl do you like ham sandwiches

    Then u should check out r/danduscirclejerk it’s a great subreddit for sexy pics of ham sandwiches

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Will you be my Mary-Jane?

I met a girl at a party (a friend of a friend). During our small talk, we argued a little about who the best Spiderman is (Toby, obviously). She turned out to be a Tom Holland’s fan. Well, nobody’s perfect...

She was kinda cute, so I’ve decided to make the greatest build-up to a quite ordinary pick-up line and to impress her with a great magic trick. It took me a couple of days to make pics and photos (I even had to buy the merch). I’ve sent it to her via Telegram...

The entire “pick-up line build-up” consists of the opening monologue to Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”. (Coming to Netflix on February, 2). Fortunately, she has seen the movie. She got the reference. Unfortunately, she said no to a date. I was so devastated that my efforts were a waste.

So here we are…

**Are you watching closely?**


**Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts.**

**The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man.**

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![img](2vus4xmt7bd41 "Tom Holland (a man)")

**He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal.**

**But of course... it probably isn't.**

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![img](hseboifu7bd41 "You bet it isn't")

**The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something**

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![img](ye893jxv7bd41 "Ordinary something")

**and makes it do something extraordinary.**

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![img](hds0sgp08bd41 "Extraordinary...")

**Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.**

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![img](utij7pp28bd41 "She was upset")

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![img](lu7mutn38bd41)

**But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear**

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![img](exur86d68bd41 "He doesn't' feel too good")

**isn't enough;**

**you have to bring it back.**

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![img](rxlw9yke8bd41 "Thanks, Gradient")

**That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige”**

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![img](c1z9988a8bd41 "Just had to buy it for the pickup line")

**I just have to ask… Mary! Will u be my Mary Jane for a date sometime this week?)**

My phone gallery is full of English alphabet letters.

Would you like to see my D pic?

Can you send me your pic

Playing cards here, and I'm missing my queen

Baby i just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but ur sooo hot my screen melted