Are you the i in Pixar?

Because I'd love to absolutely smash you before a movie

-or-

Because I'd love to bounce on you before a movie

I’d like to take you to the movies

But they say your not aloud to bring in your own snack

I wish I could take you to the movies

But they won’t let me bring my own snack

You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”

Have you seen Titanic? Did you like the end... when it "went down"?

I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I'd do anything for you.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Ill plunge my ship into your ocean.

Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.

There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.

Are you catching fire? Because you make my heart melt.

Bet you can’t guess what Bertie Botts flavor I am.

Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.

Girl, you are finer than the difference between a hex and curse.

Yeah, I'm pretty much the Bruce Lee of calculus.

Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

If I were a Jedi , would you be my strength?

hey how’d you like to help me polish my wand.

Girl, I hope you like Quiddich, because I'm definitely a keeper.

You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

I may be the outlaw, but you're the one stealing my heart.

Are you from District 3? ‘Cause you’re the BOMB!

Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

Wouldn't you like to feel the force flowing within you?

I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.

Excuse me are you a dimentor? Be cause you take my breath away.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

I’ve got a snake waiting to meet you, no, it is not Nagini.

You can't be a real stormtrooper...this photo of you shot me right in the heart and didn't miss!

Is your name Carrie? Because I got carried away in your eyes.

I'll show you my precious if you show me yours.

I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

I won't shoot first in bed.

You’re the one babe to rule them all.

The revolution will not be televised, so let's go to a movie instead.

If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.

I only have enough lifevests for two people a piece, so we'll have to share.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.

Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

You're the iceberg to my titanic.

Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

Do you mind if I apparate into your pants?

Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!

I would ask you out to the movies, but they don’t let snacks in

The fires of Mount Doom aren’t as hawt as you are.

Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

Did I ever tell you that my full last name is b**...?

I know you said you don't want to go out, but they also said the Titanic was unsinkable.

And.. I look at you.. And.. I'm home.

It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The cute ones always die first.

Me, very dangerous... you go first!

It's cold outside baby, let's play Empire Strikes Back. You can be a Tauntaun and I'll get inside you.

I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

Baby, I wanna hit your iceberg and go down like the Titanic.

You better get your engine started, 'cause here I come... and I've brought company.

If your love is Crystal Lake then I'm Jason Voorhees. Cause I drowning in it.

It's a portkey.... once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain't never been before.

I want to find out if you talk in your sleep.

Hey, we're in the Matrix, baby - we don't NEED a condom!

Could I borrow your wand? I need to practice my 'swish and flick.'

Are you the Cross of Coronado? 'Cause I've been looking for you all my life.