I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities...before we have s**.... I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super! from "Van Wilder"

Your p**... is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.

We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You…complete me. from "Jerry Maguire"

The thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are. from "Bridget Jones’s Diary"

You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat. from "No Strings Attached"

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the s**...?

Take me to bed or lose me forever. from "Top Gun"

"Is your name Hollywood? Because our love story would make an Oscar-winning movie."

How would you like to have a s**... experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?

Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon

"Your movie insights are bewitching, care to cast a spell on me over coffee?"

"Are you a movie star? Because your beauty outshines even the brightest Hollywood spotlight."

"Talking demonic Hollywood with you would be heavenly; how about we stir some magic together?"

I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend. from "Hitch"

Ma'am, in the leopard print dress, you have an amazing rack.

I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my princess bride

Mind if I get drunk with you?

If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?

I don't think you're an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother's pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever's in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences...but the thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.

Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?

I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for

Do you have a cell phone I could use?
Why?
Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing.

There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.

Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream

You want to see my spaceship?

We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You…complete me.

You're prettier than I am.

What if, uh, Mr. Thacker realized that he had been a daft p***k and got down on his knees and begged you to reconsider if you would...indeed...reconsider.

Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!

Roses are red Yoda is green, my lightsaber needs two hands if you know what I mean

Want to make my Dark Knight Rise?

Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light sabre?

Your mouth says "Shields Up". But your eyes say "Hull breach imminent"

There's something I want to say that's always been very difficult for me to say. ‘I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.' There. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to say that.

I am big! It's the pictures that got small.

Your hat has sequins.

Ya know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe; I mean, shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand, and there you were.

Here y'are, baby. Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me and let's get started.

You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains, I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts.

God, you're a real live outlaw!
I may be the outlaw, but you're the one stealing my heart.

I'm the king of the world!

Marry me, and I'll never look at another horse.

You don't have to say anything... Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you?

Take me to bed or lose me forever

If you were a transformer. You'd be a hot-o-bot, and you'd be called optimus fine

If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

What color are your eyes?
Um – they're blue.
I'd like to invite you both to come with me to Oviedo. For the weekend. We leave in an hour.

You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.

How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!"

Is this a heavy metal band cause girl i wanna ROCK with you!

Most pictures may be worth a thousand words, but a picture of you needs only one! Wow!

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

Baby, If I was a transformer I'd be called o**... Prime.

Don't worship me till I've earned it.

You remind me of my sketchbook, I wanna fill it up with drawings just like I wanna fill up your life with love!

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.

I have crossed oceans of time to find you.

Here's looking at you, kid.

Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing.

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

Go ahead, make my day.