Are you Arnold Schwarzenegger? Because I'm feeling predatorial.

Take it from me sweetheart, Chuck Norris ain’t got nuthin on me!

I wanna be your lover. I wanna be your mother and your sister too.

Hi! I make more money than Bill Gates.

I wanna take a ride on your discostick.

Make Paris Hilton look like a Teletubbie.

I wanna bust that body; ooh yeah, ooh yeah.

When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?

Little red corvette, baby you're much too fast.

I'd return to Isla Sorna and face the T-Rex, but only for you.

Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

What’s the most intense kiss thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

I’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much before.

Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.

Hey girl, you wanna go back to my place and maybe you can celebrate this day next year.

Girl, I need to upload a virus to your alien mothership!

Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

Hey baby, this fondue is waiting for you.

You wanna taste it?

Are you a train wreck? Because I can't stop looking at you.

Hello. I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger

Wanna see my flop shot?

Let’s rock n roll

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

The name is John. John Holmes.

My 9-iron is 12 inches.

Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my kiss drive.

Born to be bad

Hey baby, I wanna Ctl+Alt+Del your virginity.

I'd like to be everything you want. Hey girl, let me talk to you.

Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

Ooh girl, you make me wanna party like it's 1999! Mostly because I could still get random boners in 1999.

Hey baby, wanna see my putter?

Nice night for a walk.

Hey there, my name is nevermind.

How 'bout I install my Trojan in you?

I’m going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays...

I'll bet you 100 bucks that you're better in bed than elin, ill be the judge.,Wanna polish my driver?

Aint nothing Micro or soft about me baby.

Hey baby, while we're celebrating Labor Unions today why don't we make our own union?

So, you wanna go work on being celebrated this time next year?

Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.

I'm Tiger Woods!

Hey baby let’s get together like Lady Gaga and # 1 record!

Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

What can I say, I’m a spy.

Wanna see what a Master can do in 68 strokes?

I'm like David Copperfield, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

Hello there my sponsor told me to just DO you.

Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.

You’re the most ravishing creature that I’ve ever seen in my life.

Are you a Diwali firecracker? Because your smile is lighting up my world brighter than any celebration could.

Hey babe, I bet my joystick is compatible with your game port.

You know, you look a lot like Taylor Swift.

You remind me of a Google search of a really hot celebrity

Please? Just dinner?

I'm half black in all the right places.

Am I mistaken or is Justin Bieber's song "Baby" about you?

Wanna see my putter?

Take me baby... kiss me all over... play with my love.

Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Justin Bieber and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me

You're pretty, I'm cute... together we're pretty cute.

Wanna watch me swing my wood?

Are you sure you don't have a little Tiger Woods in you? Would you like to?

How would you like to celebrate Mother's Day next year?

I've justbeat up god & the devil... come dance with me.

Girl, you remind me of Jason Derulo, because everytime we meet, I want to sing your name!

I’m afraid and I’m shy.

Are you the night? Because I'm gonna marry you.

Let's go back to my place and get you out of that high school art project.

I'm Bill Gates, come have kiss with my body.

Come back to my place, I'll cook you pancakes.

Want my whisky mouth all over your blonde south?

Hey baby. I'm running a new OS, it's called Windows XPenis.

Why don't you slip into something more edible...

You must be Halle Berry's twin sister; the one they don't talk about because she's much more beautiful.

Hey girl, do you believe in the survival of the fittest? Because I want to celebrate triumph your fine ass.

Haven't I downloaded naked pictures of you before?

Hey boy, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.

First shot or second shot? Want to celebrate with me on a date in a week?

Hey girl I'm looking for the 18th hole. Are you her?

Hey there beautiful, would you make out with me if I told you that I stole Harry Styles’ chapstick?

Hey babe we go together like Beyonce and #1 records!

I control the internet -- want to surf me?

Let's play Celebrity Dogs, I'll be Justin Bieber's Papillon, you can be Selena Gomez's Husky Mix, and I'll bury my bone in your backyard!

Are you Selena Gomez? Cause I love you like a love song baby.

You make Kylie Jenner look like a Teletubbie.

Hey Baby....I'm Chuck Norris!

Wanna polish my iron?

CANADIAN GOAL....wanna f**... to celebrate?

Can I borrow a quarter to call my dying mother?

Are your legs dancing to Taylor Swift, because it looks like they are never ever getting back together

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'Annual Day'? Because you're definitely the grand celebration of my life!"

"Are you Neymar Jr? Because every time I see you, my heart does more flips than his goal celebrations!"

"How about we mix a little bit of both naughty and nice in our private celebration?"

"I'm so glad you had a wonderful time! There's nothing quite like a spa day to celebrate a special occasion. Looking forward to our next adventure!"

Is it just me, or is your smile even brighter than all our monthsary candles combined?

Can I be your Valentine's dessert? I promise to satisfy your sweet cravings all night long.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel who knows how to have a sinful good time.

"Are you a star? Because your beauty outshines everyone in this room, just like a red carpet diva."

Are you made of candy? Because you're so sweet, I can't resist wanting a taste. Let's celebrate together.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I'm with you, every moment feels like a love spell.

"Turning 23 with a wild heart? I can make your birthday sex song a reality, beautiful. Let's celebrate together."

"I appreciate it! With such a caring message from a gorgeous lady, I might recover faster than expected. How about we celebrate afterwards?"

"Darling, you're just like a chocolate cake - irresistibly sweet and perfect for every celebration in my life."

"Are your eyes a party? 'Cause I can't help but celebrate every time their beauty meets my gaze."

Sounds like a tempting offer! I can bring the chocolate, you bring the charm. Let's make this Easter one to remember.

Is your name Ariana? Cause that kiss is grande.

Sounds like a fun idea! Let's make it memorable with good food and great company. Can't wait!

"Is it your birthday, or did the universe just gift us another reason to celebrate your enchanting existence?"

Are you a calendar? Because you just made my Valentine's Monthsary go from 0 to 100 real quick!

"Is your name Kyiv? Because my heart races like it's celebrating every moment with you!"

"Happy Valentine's Day! Could you add a bit more sparkle to the celebration, by sharing it with me?"

"I can't help but be mesmerized by you in that black saree, you make every moment feel like a celebration."

"Hey birthday girl, that black saree is fire on you. Let's celebrate in style tonight."

"If happiness had a face, it would look just like yours - making every day an Eid celebration!"

Are you made of Ma'amoul? Because you're sweet, irresistible, and the perfect way to celebrate Eid.

"Like the rarest piece in a Celebrations box, your sweetness is unmatched, and I'm craving for your taste."

"Wow, they must've mistaken you for a celebrity... or cheese. Concert people are strange. Ever had anyone lick your elbow thinking it's a lollipop?"

Sure, I'll join you in celebrating St. Patrick's Day! But only if you promise to wear green... or not. 😉🍀

"Thank you for being my pookie, now how about we celebrate that by painting the town red together?"

"Looking forward to helping you make a splash on your 18th; with a charm like yours, every moment is unforgettable."

(Wardancer) Do you want to be on top? My Sleeping Ascent Celebration will do.

"Are you a Pohela Boishakh celebration? Because my year doesn't start until I see your smile."

Sounds like a plan! I'll bring the chocolate eggs, you bring the charm. Let's make this Easter unforgettable.

Easter celebration with you? Count me in! I'll bring the eggs, you bring that irresistible smile. Let's make it unforgettable.