Are you Arnold Schwarzenegger? Because I'm feeling predatorial.

Take it from me sweetheart, Chuck Norris ain’t got nuthin on me!

Hi! I make more money than Bill Gates.

I wanna be your lover. I wanna be your mother and your sister too.

You’re alive, and I’ll keep you that way.

I wanna take a ride on your discostick.

When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

I wanna bust that body; ooh yeah, ooh yeah.

My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?

Little red corvette, baby you're much too fast.

I'd return to Isla Sorna and face the T-Rex, but only for you.

Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

Girl, I got to tell u, that suit looks like a piece of 'Good God' wrappd up in some 'Have Mercy', with a side of 'Ungh!

What’s the most intense kiss thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

I’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much before.

Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want them answered immediately.

Girl, I need to upload a virus to your alien mothership!

Hey girl, you wanna go back to my place and maybe you can celebrate this day next year.

Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

Hey baby, this fondue is waiting for you.

You wanna taste it?

Hello. I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger

Are you a train wreck? Because I can't stop looking at you.

Wanna see my flop shot?

Let’s rock n roll

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

The name is John. John Holmes.

My 9-iron is 12 inches.

Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my kiss drive.

Born to be bad

Hey baby, I wanna Ctl+Alt+Del your virginity.

I'd like to be everything you want. Hey girl, let me talk to you.

Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

Ooh girl, you make me wanna party like it's 1999! Mostly because I could still get random boners in 1999.

Hey baby, wanna see my putter?

Nice night for a walk.

Hey there, my name is nevermind.

How 'bout I install my Trojan in you?

I’m going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays...

I'll bet you 100 bucks that you're better in bed than elin, ill be the judge.,Wanna polish my driver?

Aint nothing Micro or soft about me baby.

So, you wanna go work on being celebrated this time next year?

Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

Hey baby, while we're celebrating Labor Unions today why don't we make our own union?

Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.

I'm Tiger Woods!

Hey baby let’s get together like Lady Gaga and # 1 record!

Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

What can I say, I’m a spy.

Wanna see what a Master can do in 68 strokes?

I'm like David Copperfield, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.

Hello there my sponsor told me to just DO you.

Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

You’re the most ravishing creature that I’ve ever seen in my life.

Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.

Are you a Diwali firecracker? Because your smile is lighting up my world brighter than any celebration could.

Hey babe, I bet my joystick is compatible with your game port.

You know, you look a lot like Taylor Swift.

You remind me of a Google search of a really hot celebrity

Please? Just dinner?

I'm half black in all the right places.

Am I mistaken or is Justin Bieber's song "Baby" about you?

Wanna see my putter?

Take me baby... kiss me all over... play with my love.

Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Justin Bieber and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me

You're pretty, I'm cute... together we're pretty cute.