I hope you like Wolverine coz i can be quite an animal.

I’m no Captain Marvel but you’ll sure be yelling SHAZAM!

I ain't called 'The Punisher' for nothing.

Is that really you or have you shape-shifted into my dream girl?

My name is storm and I wanna blow you.

Girl, I'd so save the human race for you.

I could get you off In a flash.

Want me to transform into the girl of your dreams.

Hey, baby... you look as good in tights as I do.

I'm from the future... I ran all the way back in time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.

If I said you had a beautiful cape, would you fold it against me?

I hope you don't mind heat, 'cause I've got a strong urge to get my flame on.

Have you ever considered being wonder woman for halloween?

How about we play a game of Lasso of Truth or Dare?

My magic lasso command people to do anything , now submission to me.

Well, let's go back to your place and you wont have to WONDER anymore.

I can get you as wet as the ocean.

Are you Hawkeye? Because you're a hot guy.

Hey baby, wanna know why they called me Elongated Man before I drank Gingold?

Is your name Misty? 'Cuz you look hella good in the rain.

Girl, you must have magnetic powers cause I'm really attracted to you.

The longest arrow I have, isn't in my quiver.

Hey girl, when I'm not out saving the city, I'm saving room for you in my heart.

Where will you be all of my life? I should probably explain that I'm from the future.

I'll treat you like a queen.

Do you think I'm wolverine? Cause i think you're mag-NEAT-o.

Hey good looking, wanna know my secret identity?

I may be blind, but my brailly skills tell me you have some fine humps.

Can you spare a second?

Ironman is red. Thor's hair is gold. Get on your knees and do as you're told.

Ya know? I’m the fastest man alive?

You fit me better than my favorite cape.

You're kinda like Wonder Woman. Because I always wonder about you woman.

My name isn't Xavier but I can make you forget your X-man.

I’m a member of an exclusive secret society. Wanna be my Black Queen?

Hey I'm Hancock. Let me show you my naming convention.

Do you like the fantastic 4? Cause ive got something thats rock hard!

Can I put my green arrow in your quiver?

Damn girl, do you think about your mother with those thoughts? Because now I have an idea…

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the s**... tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

I'm the fastest man alive. But not everywhere.

I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so may be just f**... me

Does the carpet match the cape?

You must be an Amazon, 'cause you're a Wonder, Woman.

My weakness isn't Kryptonite, it's your ass

Ever gotten a telepathic o**... from a man in a wheelchair?

I wanna go all '50 Shades of Jean Grey' on your fine ass.

There's a reason they call me Bat man – if you know what I mean…okay, I'm talkin' about my p**....

Let me poof my way into your heart.

Probably the cheesiest one you've ever read...

Boy: I'm a superhero... Guess my name??
Girl: Ironman? Spiderman??
Boy: *smiles* Yourman!

I need your help with something...

I want to be a superhero for Halloween.

Should I be Batman, Spiderman or your man?

Guess what the only superhero I want to be? YourMan.

Hi, I'm The Flash, AAAAAAND…we just had s**..., 47 times.

They call me He- Man because of me and my giant d**....

Do you even know what I can do with ben-wa balls and my magnetism powers?

"Is your name Alfred? Because every Batman needs an Alfred, and you've got me feeling like a superhero."

You know, without my glasses on, I’ve been told I look an awful lot like a superhero.

"Ah, Chelsea Drink. Is that a new trendy cocktail or your secret superhero name? I'm more of a Batman Brew guy myself."

"Good morning! Wow, you're up early... Or is this the part where you confess to being a secret superhero?"

"Are you a superhero? Because your beauty just saved my day in a flash."

"No need to call anyone, I've got my superhero cape handy! They don't call me Captain Charm for nothing, you know."

I wanna be a superhero

Should I be superman, batman or your man?

"Are you a heroine? Cause every time I see you, my heart beats faster than a superhero flying to save the day."

My Will isn't the only thing that's unbreakable.

I wanna be superhero, should i be Spiderman, Batman or Your man?

"Sorry, I was busy rescuing a cat from a tree, superhero duties you know. Now back to the more important task, chatting with you."

"Well, if I had a penny for every time I wanted to be your superhero, I'd have exactly one... because you're priceless."