You wanna be my Ra's Al Girl?

The Joker? Sorry, I'm not really into auto-e**... asphyxiation.

Hey girl, is your name Robin? Because I want you to slide down my Batpole.

Want to see my dark night rise?

Is that a batarang in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Hey, I'm WAY hotter than George Clooney.

I'm not trying to impress you but I'm batman.

Wanna be my Harley Quinn?

Baby girl, when you're not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne's parents. Dead.

I'm looking for a new lair, is your cave open to the batmobile?

I’m still Batman.

Hey boy, are you batman? Because I really don't understand what you're saying most of the time but you're still cool.

You must be catwoman. Cause im pretty sure you just stole my heart.

You ever made it with a guy in tights?

Hey baby....I'm Batman.

Is that a batphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you trying to get under my cape, doctor?

Want to see how well my bat sonar works under the covers?

If I was batman I would totally save you over Harvey Dent.

Hey girl, can i drive my tumbler into your bat cave?

Have you ever been to Gotham City? I can take you there.

Hey do i look like batman? Cuz you look like catwoman.

Once you go bat you never go back.

I'm a close personal friend of Superman.

Your underground cave or mine?

Will u be my Batgirl to my Batman?

You must be Catwoman cause the Dark Knight Rises.

Hi there I'm a dark and tortured super hero!

Can i hide in your batcave for a while?

Are you holding the people of Gotham in a constant state of fear? Cause girl you da BOMB!

Hey girl! MY Dark Knights Rising!

They should just replace my bat signal with a picture of you. I'd get there even faster.

I'm Batman, wanna make out?

Have you seen my car? Or should I say... Batmobile.

Don't worry, I always wear a hood.

Wanna get outta here and check out the dark night?

Is your name Robin? Because I’d like it if you slide down my bat pole.

Hey baby, want me to park my BatMobile in your Batcave?

You just stole my heart. Are you sure your not a thief in a cat costume?

It seems robin and I are not the only dynamic duo in town any longer.

Do you like batman? Wait till I put on my rubber bodysuit.

Do you want to get out of here and check out the dark night instead?

Hey baby, have you ever seen the inside of the batcave?

I hope you don’t mind me hiding in your bat cave for a while?

Riddle me this… you come here often?

I like your rubber bodysuit.

You know how they say bats can see in the dark? Wait until you see what this bat can do in the dark!

Hey, I just met you, and your in peril, but here's my batsign, so signal maybe?

The bat hasn't been in a cave for a while if you know what I mean.

Hey babe, don't worry 'cause I always wear a hood.

Hey, I just met you, but here’s my bat sign, so signal me maybe?

I may be Batman, but you’re still robin my heart.

Let's get outta here and check out the dark night?

Hey wanna see my batmobile?

I need you more than Gotham city needs batman.

I need you more than this city needs a grim vigilante.

If you were Justice and I was batman we’d be in a League of our own.

Hey, I’m Batman, want to make out?

I’ll show you my Batcave if you show me yours.

Come see my big black bat mobile tonight.

The Dark Knight isn't the only thing that's rising.

My dark knight is rising for you tonight.

I want to explore your bat cave.

A lot of people call me Batman, but you can call me anytime.

Girl you’re making all of Gotham city afraid, because you’re the BOMB!

Which super hero am I trying to be??

Her: Superman, Spider-Man,batman?

Me: nah, I'm tryna be Your-man.

Gotham City might need a vigilante, but tonight I just need those vigilantitties.

I need your help with something...

I want to be a superhero for Halloween.

Should I be Batman, Spiderman or your man?

Girl are you a bat cave? Because I want to park my bat mobile inside you.

Babe, you driving me crazy that I end up in Arkham asylum.

Are you Batman?

Because I want to break you in half like Bane.

"Are you Batman's sidekick? Because your cheerleading moves have me captivated like a bat signal in the night sky."

Baby girl, once you go bat, you’re never going back.

"Is your name Alfred? Because every Batman needs an Alfred, and you've got me feeling like a superhero."

This bat hasn’t been in a cave for a long time.

That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.

"Hey darling, are you the Gotham to my Batman? Because I'm powerless without your magnetic beauty pulling me in."

"Ah, Chelsea Drink. Is that a new trendy cocktail or your secret superhero name? I'm more of a Batman Brew guy myself."

"Are you Catwoman? Because just like Batman, I find myself irresistibly drawn to your mysterious allure."

If I were a superhero, I'd be your Batman any day. How about we uncover our own secret identities together?

"You're a fan of Catwoman, huh? Well, I must be Batman because I can't help but be drawn to your mysterious charm."

Are you Batman? Because you just rescued my heart with your superhero charm.

"In this world of darkness, your beauty shines brighter than any Bat-signal I've ever seen."

"Do you have a Bat-signal? Because every time I see your smile, I feel like coming to your rescue."

Are you a villain, because you've got me feeling like Batman - ready to save the day!

"Just like Batman, I'll always be there when you need me, babe."

Most people call me Batman, but you can call me anytime.

"My hair may be dirty blonde but it's not as mesmerizing as your brown eyes, kinda like Batman lost in a mystery."

"Do you have a map? Because just like Batman in the Batcave, I'm totally lost in your eyes."

"Are you a bat signal? Because whenever I see you, I feel like Batman, always drawn to your light."

Are you Batman? Because you've got me feeling like a damsel in distress!

Being cute is my secret weapon, just like Batman has his gadgets... but I promise no capes in our story!

Hi I am batman, want to take a ride in my bat mobile?

"Just like Batman in a Skibidi Rizz, I find myself constantly drawn to your mysterious charm and vibrant energy."

I wanna be superhero, should i be Spiderman, Batman or Your man?

If I were Batman, you'd be my favorite sidekick, Robin. Let's go on an adventure together.

Are you a superhero? Because you've got me bat-obsessed with you!

"Just like Batman, I've been in the shadows, but it took one look at you to make me want to come into the light."

"Well hello there, knew my secret identity couldn't stay hidden forever! And who might you be - Wonder Woman?"

"You love Catwoman, right? Well, I must be Batman because I can't resist your allure."

"Are you a bat signal? Because whenever I see your smile, I feel called to your side."

I am the night. And tomorrow night. And every dark night you can handle.

"Could you be my catwoman, because just like Batman, I can't resist you."

"You're short, cheerful, and beautiful, just like Robin to my Batman. Now all we need is our Batmobile for endless adventures."

"Do you have a Bat-Signal? Because I'm lost in your eyes and need a rescue!"

"I may not be able to kill the joker, but I can still steal your heart without committing a crime, Miss."

Hey, are you Bruce Wayne? Because you've got me feeling like Gotham's finest treasure tonight.

"Ever wanted to ride in the Batmobile? Because you've stolen my heart faster than any super villain could."

"Are you a Batarang? Cause every time I throw out a joke, you always seem to come back for more."

Is that a bat phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

"I don't need a Bat-Signal, your smile is enough to light up my world."

"Have nine lives? Because you've charmed me once, and I'm pretty sure you could do it eight more times."

"Are you Batman? Because you just stole my heart and I’m ready for your next thrilling adventure."

I'm friends with Superman, Robin, Wonder Woman and Kanye!

"Are you Catwoman? Because just like Batman, I find myself drawn to your mysterious allure every single night."

Haha, I'd love to see that! Maybe I can be your mysterious Batman for the night... Ready for some superhero fun?

"Is your heart stolen? Because Batman's on a mission to protect and recover it."

"I might not be the hero you asked for, but can I be the one your heart needs?"

"I don't kill people, darling, but I'd definitely fight a thousand Jokers just to see your smile."

Is your name Bruce Wayne? Because you've stolen my heart and disappeared into the night!

"Are you Batman? Because every time I see you, my heart beats like the Bat-Signal in Gotham's night sky."

"If you're Catwoman, does that make me Batman? 'Cause we seem to have a purrfect connection."

"Are you the Joker? Because my heart is Gotham and all it needs is your smile to be saved."

"Are you Batman? Cause every time I see you, my heart does the Skibidi Rizz-bat signal dance!"

I wanna be a super hero, guess my name?

I’ve thought about Spider-Man, Batman, Iron man, Superman.....


But I think I want to be Your man

Are you Bruce Wayne? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like it's in the Batcave!

"Are you Alfred? Because when I look at you, my world seems to Bat-tle for your attention."

"Your poem was a shocker, as if hit by Thor's hammer. But hey, it's better than the script of Batman vs. Superman!"

"Are you a superhero? Because my heart just did a backflip like Batman in the night! 🦇❤️"

"Just like Catwoman, your charm has stolen my heart, can I be your Batman?"

"Babe, in this city of ordinary, you're my extraordinary. Are you Batman? Because I've been needing some rescuing."