Top 36 Hulk Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hulk pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I may not be hulk

   But im tryin to smash

2. What has 169 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

   My Zipper

3. I'd like to ride YOUR Incredible Hulk...

4. You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

5. Hi am Hulk, make me angry and I go green baby!

6. Go out with Hulk. Don't. Make. Hulk. ANGRY.

7. HULK SMASH you with love.

8. You've smashed your way into my heart (The Hulk)

9. Wanna see my Hulk?

10. Are you made of fluorine? Because you make me react to everything! (The Hulk)

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They don't call me incredible for nothing! (The Hulk)

Im not the hulk, but I can show you something incredible.

Hulk will show you why he Strongest There Is.

What's got 32 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My zipper.

Girl, you make me feel like the Hulk

Because when I see you I want to smash

What had 36 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?
My zipper.

When i see you, i feel like the hulk.

Cause i wanna smash.

I think I'm the Hulk

Cuz i wanna smash you

Hey girl do you like the avengers

Because we should make like hulk and smash

What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk

My zipper ;)

(Hulk Costume) Wanna see my mini hulk?

What has 50 teeth and hides the incredible hulk behind it?

My Zipper.

Are you Hulk

Cuz I wanna smash you.

What has a couple hundred teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper

Hey are the hulk?

Cause I wanna smash

What has 132 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My Zipper ;)

When I see you

My d**k turns to hulk and it wants to smash

Are you the hulk?

Cause I’ve got a heavy hammer for you to try to lift

Hey baby, you can call me Hulk

Because I am extremely violent and angry and will possibly beat you to death while you sleep due to my extreme mental illnesses.

Hey girl are you She-hulk?

Because I can make you go mad.
Sincerely: Dr. Bruce Banner

What has 32 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What has 145 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.