Top 35 Hulk Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Hulk chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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I may not be hulk
But im tryin to smash
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What has 169 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
My Zipper
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I'd like to ride YOUR Incredible Hulk...
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You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!
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Hi am Hulk, make me angry and I go green baby!
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Go out with Hulk. Don't. Make. Hulk. ANGRY.
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HULK SMASH you with love.
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You've smashed your way into my heart (The Hulk)
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Wanna see my Hulk?
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Are you made of fluorine? Because you make me react to everything! (The Hulk)
Funny hulk pickup lines
They don't call me incredible for nothing! (The Hulk)
Im not the hulk, but I can show you something incredible.
Hulk will show you why he Strongest There Is.
What's got 32 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
My zipper.
Hey girl when I see you I turn into The Hulk
Cuz I get bigger and I only think about smashing.
Girl, you make me feel like the Hulk
Because when I see you I want to smash
What had 36 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?
My zipper.
When i see you, i feel like the hulk.
Cause i wanna smash.
I think I'm the Hulk
Cuz i wanna smash you
Hey girl do you like the avengers
Because we should make like hulk and smash
What has 148 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk
My zipper ;)
(Hulk Costume) Wanna see my mini hulk?
Do you know what has 160 teeth and and holds back the incredible hulk?
My zipper
Are you Hulk
Cuz I wanna smash you.
Hey are the hulk?
Cause I wanna smash
What has a couple hundred teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?
My zipper
When I see you
My d**k turns to hulk and it wants to smash
What has 132 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?
My Zipper ;)
Are you the hulk?
Cause I’ve got a heavy hammer for you to try to lift
Hey baby, you can call me Hulk
Because I am extremely violent and angry and will possibly beat you to death while you sleep due to my extreme mental illnesses.
Hey girl are you She-hulk?
Because I can make you go mad.
Sincerely: Dr. Bruce Banner
What has 32 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?
My zipper
Imma Hulk SMASH that pussy!
What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
What has 145 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.