Top 10 Thanos Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thanos pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Thanos tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

   Because you’re half my universe

2. I wouldn’t be as good as Thanos

   Because I wouldn’t even think of dropping you off of a cliff

3. Thanos likes you

   Are you 50% Of The universe? Because i’d snap out the other half in a heartbeat.

4. Demn girl, is you Thanos?

   Cuz you make half of my problems disappear

5. Hey gorl are you thicc thanos?

   Cause I’d smash.

6. Can you be my Thanos?

   Because I want your snap

7. THANOS DIRTY

   Are you thanos cause i wanna go for the head

8. Are you thanos?

   Because I feel like going up your kiss and expanding might be the only way to save the world.

9. Are You Thanos

   Cause i wanna stick my little man you you :)
   
   (Antman meme ties into this, i hope most of you got this lol)

10. Are You Thanos?

    Because you snap me away