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Top 9 Thanos Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thanos pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Thanos conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

    Because you’re half my universe

  2. I wouldn’t be as good as Thanos

    Because I wouldn’t even think of dropping you off of a cliff

  3. Thanos likes you

    Are you 50% Of The universe? Because i’d snap out the other half in a heartbeat.

  4. Hey gorl are you thicc thanos?

    Cause I’d smash.

  5. Can you be my Thanos?

    Because I want your snap


    Are you thanos cause i wanna go for the head

  7. Are You Thanos?

    Because you snap me away

  8. Are you thanos?

    Because I feel like going up your kiss and expanding might be the only way to save the world.

  9. Are You Thanos

    Cause i wanna stick my little man you you :)

    (Antman meme ties into this, i hope most of you got this lol)

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