Top 11 Thanos Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Thanos chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. You be Thanos and I'll be Ant-Man

   I'll expand in your ass

2. I’m surprised you didn’t turn into dust when Thanos snapped

   Because you’re half my universe

3. Are you Thanos?

   Because I would like to expand in your ass.

4. I wouldn’t be as good as Thanos

   Because I wouldn’t even think of dropping you off of a cliff

5. Thanos likes you

   Are you 50% Of The universe? Because i’d snap out the other half in a heartbeat.

6. Can you be my Thanos?

   Because I want your snap

7. Are you Thanos?

   Cause I want to be Ant-Man, but I'll grow before I go inside your ass.

8. Are You Thanos

   Cause i wanna stick my little man you you :)
   
   (Antman meme ties into this, i hope most of you got this lol)

9. THANOS DIRTY

   Are you thanos cause i wanna go for the head

10. Are you thanos?

    Because I feel like going up your ass and expanding might be the only way to save the world.

Funny thanos pickup lines

Are You Thanos?
Because you snap me away