Top 50 Uranus Pick Up lines
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How many planets are in a solar system?
Her: 8
Him: 7 after i destroy uranus -
I am a astronaut
Because I am going to Uranus
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234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?
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The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...
Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.
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If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?
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Normally only 6 planets can be seen with the naked eye. Mercury, Mars, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, and Earth.
But if I were lucky, you'd let me see Uranus.
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I'd love to be Saturn
So I could be closer to Uranus
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Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.
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If you were my cousin, I'd totally want Uranus.
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Do you work for NASA?
Cause I want to send my rocket into uranus
Funny uranus pickup lines
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune.
So I can be right behind Uranus.
Are you in astrology?
Because I am trying to make it to uranus
Hey baby, wanna go to outer space?
Cuz I wanna see Uranus.
Hey girl i work for NASA and i wanna see Uranus
There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9
The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus
Hey girl are you a spacecraft?
Cause I want you take me to uranus
If I were an astronaut
I'd invade Uranus and destroy your assmosphere
Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...
Because I'll be smashing Uranus.
Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
If I had access to the death star...
The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus
Hey baby, are you a gas giant?
because i want to explore uranus
There's only seven planets left!
Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.
Have you heard what the scientists are saying?
There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.
I'd love to be Saturn
Cause then I'll be close to URANUS :)
There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.
Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
If I could be any Greek deity I'd want to be Cronus.
Because I'd be the only one who can destroy Uranus.
I’m a lot like The Death Star
Because I could destroy Uranus
Girl, you sure make me wanna become an astronaut
'Cuz I wanna go and dive straight into Uranus
You know from tomorrow there'll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System.
Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.
There's only going to be seven planets tonight
Cause I'm gonna smash uranus
Hi, there only be seven planets left....
When I destroyed Uranus.
You must have made me Greek...
Because I think Uranus is the embodiment of Heaven