Top 50 Uranus Pick Up lines

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How many planets are in a solar system?

Her: 8

Him: 7 after i destroy uranus
I am a astronaut

Because I am going to Uranus
234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?
The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.
If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?
I'd love to be Saturn

So I could be closer to Uranus
Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
If you were my cousin, I'd totally want Uranus.
Do you work for NASA?

Cause I want to send my rocket into uranus

Funny uranus pickup lines

Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune.

So I can be right behind Uranus.

Are you in astrology?

Because I am trying to make it to uranus

Hey baby, wanna go to outer space?

Cuz I wanna see Uranus.

There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

Hey girl are you a spacecraft?
Cause I want you take me to uranus

Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Because I'll be smashing Uranus.

Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.

If I had access to the death star...

The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

Hey baby, are you a gas giant?

because i want to explore uranus

There's only seven planets left!

Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

I’m a lot like The Death Star

Because I could destroy Uranus

If I could be any Greek deity I'd want to be Cronus.

Because I'd be the only one who can destroy Uranus.

There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus

Baby are you the planet Uranus

Cuz I've never met a bigger asshole

Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days

You must have made me Greek...

Because I think Uranus is the embodiment of Heaven

Call me an astronaut

Cause i really want Visit Uranus.

If I were a planet I would want to be Neptune, because I would be behind Uranus

Don’t hurt me, my brain kinda melted while I was in bed and I thought of this

How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? We can learn about astronomy then afterward maybe I can explore Uranus.

Im an Astrophysicist, I'd like to watch uranus

Im an Astrophysicist, I'd like to watch uranus

Awesome, huh?