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Top 50 Uranus Pick Up lines

Uranus is a planet that is known for its odd and funny name. Use these pick up lines to help you flirt with different people that you know. They are inspired by the Planet Uranus’s scientific name. They are cheesy and funny and have been compiled by different resources on the internet.

  1. How many planets are in a solar system?

    Her: 8

    Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

  2. I am a astronaut

    Because I am going to Uranus

  3. 234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

  4. The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

    Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

  5. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

  6. Normally only 6 planets can be seen with the naked eye. Mercury, Mars, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, and Earth.

    But if I were lucky, you'd let me see Uranus.

  7. I'd love to be Saturn

    So I could be closer to Uranus

  8. Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.

  9. If you were my cousin, I'd totally want Uranus.

  10. Do you work for NASA?

    Cause I want to send my rocket into uranus

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What is a Uranus pickup line?

Working uranus pickup lines

Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

I want to become an Astronaut…

…So I can see the rings around Uranus

If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune.

So I can be right behind Uranus.

Are you in astrology?

Because I am trying to make it to uranus

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This is a funny Uranus pickup line!

I’m not a scientist, but

I know a great way to increase the size of uranus ;)

Hey girl i work for NASA and i wanna see Uranus

There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

Want to go to Solar System space? Because I want Uranus.

Hey girl are you a spacecraft?

Cause I want you take me to uranus

If I were an astronaut

I'd invade Uranus and destroy your assmosphere

Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Because I'll be smashing Uranus.

Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.

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Working Uranus tinder opener

If I had access to the death star...

The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

Hey baby, are you a gas giant?

because i want to explore uranus

Hey girl are you a planet?

Because I want to land on Uranus

There's only seven planets left!

Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

I'd love to be Saturn

Cause then I'll be close to URANUS :)

There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

Girl, you sure make me wanna become an astronaut

'Cuz I wanna go and dive straight into Uranus

If I could be any Greek deity I'd want to be Cronus.

Because I'd be the only one who can destroy Uranus.

I’m a lot like The Death Star

Because I could destroy Uranus

There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus