Top 50 Uranus Pick Up lines

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1. I am a astronaut

   Because I am going to Uranus

2. 234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

3. The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

   Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.
   
   
   
   I'll see myself out now..

4. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

5. I'd love to be Saturn

   So I could be closer to Uranus

6. Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.

7. I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).

8. If you were my cousin, I'd totally want Uranus.

9. Do you work for NASA?

   Cause I want to send my rocket into uranus

10. Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

Funny uranus pickup lines

If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune.
So I can be right behind Uranus.

Are you in astrology?

Because I am trying to make it to uranus

Hey baby, wanna go to outer space?

Cuz I wanna see Uranus.

I’m not a scientist, but

I know a great way to increase the size of uranus ;)

Hey girl are you a spacecraft?

Cause I want you take me to uranus

Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...
Because I'll be smashing Uranus.

Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.

If I had access to the death star...

The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

There's only seven planets left!

Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

I'd love to be Saturn

Cause then I'll be close to URANUS :)

There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus

Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days

Call me an astronaut

Cause i really want Visit Uranus.

If I were a planet I would want to be Neptune, because I would be behind Uranus

Don’t hurt me, my brain kinda melted while I was in bed and I thought of this

How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? We can learn about astronomy then afterward maybe I can explore Uranus.

There were only 8 planets

After I destroyed Uranus.

Im an Astrophysicist, I'd like to watch uranus

Im an Astrophysicist, I'd like to watch uranus

Awesome, huh?

I must be a Roman

Because I worship Your Anus (Uranus)

Hey girl do you have a telescope?

Im tryna see uranus

Hey baby, are you from Neptune?

Cuz I'd like to be near Uranus

I wish somebody could send my parts up to space

Ya never know, they could find my right eye in mars and my dick in uranus ;)