Top 50 Uranus Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Uranus chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

I am a astronaut

Because I am going to Uranus
234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?
The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

I'll see myself out now..
If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?
I'd love to be Saturn

So I could be closer to Uranus
Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.
I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).
If you were my cousin, I'd totally want Uranus.
Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.
If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune.

So I can be right behind Uranus.

Funny uranus pickup lines

Are you in astrology?
Because I am trying to make it to uranus

Hey baby, wanna go to outer space? Cuz I wanna see Uranus.

There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

Hey girl are you a spacecraft?

Cause I want you take me to uranus

Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Because I'll be smashing Uranus.

Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.

If I had access to the death star...
The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

There's only seven planets left!

Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

If I could be any Greek deity I'd want to be Cronus.

Because I'd be the only one who can destroy Uranus.

There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus

Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days

Call me an astronaut

Cause i really want Visit Uranus.

If I were a planet I would want to be Neptune, because I would be behind Uranus

Don’t hurt me, my brain kinda melted while I was in bed and I thought of this

How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? We can learn about astronomy then afterward maybe I can explore Uranus.

There were only 8 planets

After I destroyed Uranus.

Hey girl do you have a telescope?

Im tryna see uranus

Hey baby, are you from Neptune?

Cuz I'd like to be near Uranus

I wish somebody could send my parts up to space

Ya never know, they could find my right eye in mars and my dick in uranus ;)

There are only going to be 7 planets in the sky tonight...

'cause I'm going to destroy uranus

Sometimes I wish planets were edible

Because I wanna eat Uranus

Has anyone ever been to Uranus?

Because I wanna be the first to explore it.

I want to put my Venus in your Uranus.

The earth is flat

But uranus aint!