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Top 50 Heaven Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Heaven pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey are you a toaster?

    Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven.


    This hasn’t failed me once

  2. Just bought some weed

    Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high

  3. I would say that I'm falling for you

    But you already fell out of heaven for me

  4. Did it hurt?

    "What, when I fell from heaven?"

    "No, the vending machine. You're a snack"

  5. Are you a cantaloupe?

    Cuz heaven called, they want their cantaloupe back

  6. Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.

  7. How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

  8. Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

  9. Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?

  10. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.

Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

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Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

Baby, you're like an Engel from heaven that left a Marx in my heart. Be my manifesto.

I must be dead because this is certainly Heaven.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

because you could be entitled to compensation.

I think I need to call Heaven on my new iphone because they lost one of their angels.

Are you a toaster?

Because a bath with you would send me to heaven

Fish, did you fall from heaven or do you just taste that good.

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Did you just fall from Heaven because you look like one really fucking evil, demonic bitch.

I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?

Well someone better call god cause heavens missing an angel.

I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

The only real heaven is in my bed.

Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?

Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?

I bet it hurt when you fell from heaven!

How much of an angel is your mother? Because you look like you came straight from heaven.

Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.