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Top 26 Bible Pick Up lines

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  1. Is that a mirror in your Bible ? Because I see you reflecting Christ!

  2. Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.

  3. Baby, you thicker than the bible... and I wanna read all yo pages!

  4. Nice bible! I would like to pray with you.

  5. Hey girl, I was just reading the book of Numbers..

    Hey girl, I was just reading the books of Numbers (from the Bible) and I realised .. I didn’t have yours. (Worked out for me at church)

  6. Am I a vague bible passage?

    Cause you can take it however you want.

  7. A few names

    Hey guys I know a family that has 9 girls and all and all are named from the bible. I already posted one of their names (Liberty) and wanted to know what you guys think of the rest so in order of oldest to youngest with ages.

    Victory - 18
    Patience - 16
    Liberty - 15
    Tempest - 13
    Pettra - 12
    Evangelina - 10
    Jubilee - 9
    Harvest - 5
    Promise - 2

  8. The bible says your body is a temple...

    Good thing I'm a heathen because I intend to desecrate that temple.

  9. Hey I was reading the Bible the other day...

    I gots to the Book of Numbers and realised that yours Was missing

  10. Hi I'm an atheist!

    And just like the Bible you have some holes I'd like to explore.

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I would say may God bless you...

But it looks like he already did

We are living in the end times foretold to us in the Holy Bible. World War 3 has been pre-planned to begin this summer of 2019. Proof inside.

If you do then you need to understand what is truly going on in this world. You need to seek the truth.

I have made a video to prove to you exactly what is going on. For there is not much time left before World War 3 starts (which has been pre-planned to begin 2019 for many decades).

Just type in the following on YouTube and watch it:

Exposing the Truth - End Times Documentary

Hey girl, are you the Bible?

Because, I'll misprint everything you say to fit my needs.

Let's scan the Bible and pick out baby names.

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Nice bible

What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?

I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in ancient Greek.

I noticed that you have the bible app on your phone... I can tell you're a woman of the word.

I put the stud in Bible study.

I miss you like the Book of Mormon missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy

You can come to my house and read "The Green Bible" anytime.

If my wallet look like a bible, it's only because the Word of God is ore valuable to me than gold.

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Doesn't the Bible say to 'greet one another with a holy kiss?

Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy