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Top 26 Bible Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Bible pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bible tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Is that a mirror in your Bible ? Because I see you reflecting Christ!

  2. Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.

  3. Baby, you thicker than the bible... and I wanna read all yo pages!

  4. Nice bible! I would like to pray with you.

  5. Hey girl, I was just reading the book of Numbers..

    Hey girl, I was just reading the books of Numbers (from the Bible) and I realised .. I didn’t have yours. (Worked out for me at church)

  6. Am I a vague bible passage?

    Cause you can take it however you want.

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What is a Bible pickup line?

Working short bible pickup lines to impress a girl

A few names

Hey guys I know a family that has 9 girls and all and all are named from the bible. I already posted one of their names (Liberty) and wanted to know what you guys think of the rest so in order of oldest to youngest with ages.

Victory - 18
Patience - 16
Liberty - 15
Tempest - 13
Pettra - 12
Evangelina - 10
Jubilee - 9
Harvest - 5
Promise - 2

The bible says your body is a temple...

Good thing I'm a heathen because I intend to desecrate that temple.

Hey I was reading the Bible the other day...

I gots to the Book of Numbers and realised that yours Was missing

Hi I'm an atheist!

And just like the Bible you have some holes I'd like to explore.

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This is a funny Bible pickup line!

We are living in the end times foretold to us in the Holy Bible. World War 3 has been pre-planned to begin this summer of 2019. Proof inside.

If you do then you need to understand what is truly going on in this world. You need to seek the truth.

I have made a video to prove to you exactly what is going on. For there is not much time left before World War 3 starts (which has been pre-planned to begin 2019 for many decades).

Just type in the following on YouTube and watch it:

Exposing the Truth - End Times Documentary

Hey girl, are you the Bible?
Because, I'll misprint everything you say to fit my needs.

Let's scan the Bible and pick out baby names.


bible Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm.

Nice bible

What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?

I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in ancient Greek.

I noticed that you have the bible app on your phone... I can tell you're a woman of the word.

I put the stud in Bible study.

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Working Bible tinder opener

You can come to my house and read "The Green Bible" anytime.

bible Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

If my wallet look like a bible, it's only because the Word of God is ore valuable to me than gold.

I have a bible verse tattoo, it's permanent, it's also in Latin.

Doesn't the Bible say to 'greet one another with a holy kiss?

Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Bible phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.