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Top 33 Literature Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Literature pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Want to come back to my place to see my huge Phillip K. Dick collection?

  2. Let me seduce you with my encyclopedic knowledge about Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

  3. You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

  4. Naked Lunch, anyone?

  5. You had me at: I read Lawrence Durrell.

  6. Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

  7. Call me William S. Burroughs, because I want to Naked Lunch with you.

  8. After you read Upton Sinclair's The Jungle, I'm the only thing you won't be disgusted by.

  9. Are you reading Fahrenheit 451? Because damn, you're smoking.

  10. Do you know how I can contact Sherlock Holmes? Because I need to solve the mystery of how to win your heart.

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Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?

You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

I'll be the Alice to your wonderland. And if that's too tame i'll be Mad Hatter.

I Sawyer face across the room and I think if you went out with me it would be a Huckleberry win!

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You must be the Lord of my flies, because they'll only unzip for you.

Is that Norwegian wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that War and Peace or are you just happy to see me?

You will always be my room with a view.

War and Peace? More like more-of-seeing-your-face please!

How about you and I re-write The Story of O together?

Is 'such a rush' a book or what i felt when i saw you for the first time.

I hope you don't have a roommate, because tonight, I want to make a lot of The Sound and the Fury with you.

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Working Literature tinder opener

If you know about love, you must also know about the Soul of the World, because it's made of love.

What do you say we get out of here and find A Room of One's Own?

Wanna get drunk and start heming-away?

Wait until you see the size of my Philip K. Dick library.

But darling, is it a room with a view?

Just like James Joyce, I know how to make a girl go, “yes I said yes I will Yes.”

1984 is also the number of dates I would like to go one with you.

When she's into literature

You leap before you look," she said to me,
but oft I find I never look at all.
A flighty gamble lost when one can't see,
but oft I find there's glory in the fall.

To soar in lust does ne'er precede the act,
but twinkles through the air on exhaled sighs,
and finds anathema in drying fact,
until in lonely skies it winks and dies.

A sexted sonnet surely sought in jest,
yet challenge wrought is fated writ in light.
But on lust's grave the shrunken sext must rest,
as hallowed verse is drying fact's birthright.
"You leap before you look, and so you fall,
and falling is the surest flight of all."

I would endure a Dan Brown novel, if that’s what it took to win your heart.