I’m not a sailor, but if you were across the farthest sea, I would risk everything to gain you.

Come woo me, woo me, for I am in a holiday humour and like enough to consent.

If I start behaving like an ass, will you start behaving like Titania?

If love be rough with you, be rough with love; p**... love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that "recently broke up with somebody" vibe.

Are you Macbeth, cause I'm gonna slay you with my Birnam Wood.

"Just like Shakespeare in English, you've become the classic that captivates my heart."

"You like books? Well, call me Shakespeare because I'm about to write our love story in iambic pentameter."

"Just like Shakespeare's Miranda, you're a masterpiece that bewitches my heart."

"Like a sonnet penned by Shakespeare, your love brightens every sphere, is it too much to ask to hold you near?"

"Hey Kaylee, remember when we used to decode Shakespeare together? Maybe we're another classic tale waiting for a better ending."

Is your name Shakespeare? Because with those "human titties" you've got, it's like a sonnet come to life.

"You know, like a Shakespeare play gone rogue—love, betrayal, and maybe a few dramatic monologues while munching popcorn. 🎭🍿 How’s that for a plot twist?"

"If beauty were a language, you'd be the Shakespeare of it - complex, captivating, and sensual."

"Talented, huh? Can you juggle flaming swords while reciting Shakespeare? Because that's the only talent I respect... kidding! What’s your secret skill?"

"True, I'm no Shakespeare with pickup lines. But in person, I could make your heart flutter. Until then, let's keep discovering each other?"

"Is your name Shakespeare? Because your performance has me completely captivated, and I'd love to explore our chemistry backstage."

"Are you a Shakespeare play? Because whenever I'm around you, I feel like I'm in a midsummer night's dream!"

"In a sea of faces, thine eyes doth shine like the fairest jewel in all of Verona."

I'm no Shakespeare, but I do know a good plot twist when I see one! So, what's our next scene in this online dating drama?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with my Shakespeare anthology again?"

"Do you specialize in Shakespeare? Because whenever I'm around you, I feel like we're composing our own romantic comedy."

Maybe it is a codpiece, and may be it ain’t a codpiece.

"A duet in verse, with your beauty as muse, could bring even Shakespeare to tears of envy, my dear."

"Juliana, your name's like a sweet sonnet, even Shakespeare would want to pen on it."

"Your bewitching beauty left you speechless, but your eyes tell a tale even Shakespeare couldn't pen."

"Like a sonnet of Shakespeare, your beauty is timeless, in this world of chaos, you're the rhyme to my rhymeless."

"Like a sonnet penned by Shakespeare, your charm, Ronald Jackson, surpasses compare, causing my heart to quake in fear."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with Shakespeare’s sonnets again?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for - Shakespeare, Hemingway and proper punctuation."

"Well, if you said yes, we'd be the perfect story even Shakespeare would want to pen."

I do beseech you – chiefly that I may set it in my prayers – what is your name?

"Success is yours! Because when it comes to writing papers, you're like Shakespeare on a triple espresso."

"Just like Shakespeare wrote about Juliet, I could write endless sonnets about your beauty."

"Like a sonnet penned by Shakespeare, Ronald Jackson, your presence makes all sorrows disappear."

"Excuse me, madam, but your smile is a sonnet that could outshine Shakespeare, may I be your dedicated reader?"

"Hello gorgeous, if beauty was a language, you'd be the Shakespeare of it. Fancy acting out a love story tonight?"

"So you basically want me to channel my inner Shakespeare? 'To text or not to text, that is the question!' 😄 What should I write first?"

"Is your name Shakespeare? Because just being near you makes my heart write a thousand love verses."

"Hey, if Volleyball was a language, you'd definitely be the Shakespeare of it! Fancy teaching me some lessons?"

"Is your name Shakespeare? Because every word you say feels poetic and I'm captivated by your prose."

"Hey Mel, your beauty's unparalleled, so I'll write you love letters like Shakespeare - hope that's swell!"

"Did Shakespeare pen a sonnet about your eyes, or did they inspire all poetry with their heavenly guise?"

Goodness and virtue are your near acquaintances

Greetings to you, fair sailor.

Her name like some celestial fire quickens my spirit

Hey, Baby, can Ophelia up?

Hey, that guy de Vere wrote you this sonnet and told me to put my name on it. No, wait, no he didn't, he's dead.

Hi. My name is Julius, and when I saw you, I said to myself, "Julius, seize her!"

I bet your phone number ends in 1599 because that's the most probable date for the composition of As You Like It.

You look like an angel. Or at least a minister of grace.

I do love nothing in the world so well as you (Much Ado about Nothing)

I have no faculty which is not yours.

I see your wit is as nimble as your tongue

I want no part of welcome but your wished presence

I wear you in my heart

I will repay your love with usury

I will unrip my very bosom to you

I would not wish any companion in the world but you.

I, like a child, will go by your directions

I'd LIKE for YOU to PLEASE go OUT with ME. Ever been picked up in iambic pentameter before?

I'd rather compare thee to a summer's NIGHT, if you don't mind and if you get my meaning.

I’ll chronicle your virtues

I’ll pay the tribute of my love to you

I’ll play at kisses with you

If I said you were the most beautified, would you say that beautified was a vile phrase?

If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?

If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep! (Twelfth Night)

If you were a statue, I'd wish I were Leontes and you were Hermione, who was pretending to be dead for sixteen years. And not really a statue at all.

Is this a dagger I see before me? Nay! Im merely happy to cast eyes upon thy beauty!

It is a confidence that well becomes you

It is no pilgrimage to travel to your lips

Let me perish in your presence

Let me seal my vowed faith on your lips

Let me share your thoughts

Let men that hope to be beloved be bold

Let's go back to my place and tear some sheets, Doll!

There’s music in her smiles

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind (A Midsummer Nights Dream)

Make me companion of your cares

Mine eyes have feasted on your beauteous face

My arms shall be your sanctuary

My boldness wants excuse

My duty binds me to obey you ever

My entertainment hath confirmed my welcome

My genius and yours are friends

My heart, it pines, as my trousers tent.

My tongue speaks the freedom of my heart

My wish requires you

O I shall rob you of too much sweetness

O, somebody bring me a bucket of water ’cause I just found my muse of fire! Hey, baby, did you ever ascend the brightest heaven of invention?

O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?- Romeo and Juliet

O! Prithee sitteth upon my visage, and perchance to let me divine thy weight.

Of course, Romeo and Gertrude is just a working title. I might be persuaded to change it for you, MLady.

Reward stays for you

She’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be won (Henry VI)

Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again. (Romeo and Juliet)

Sure winter dwells upon your lip, the snow is not more cold

Sweet as the breath o flutes, or love’s deliciousness

The fault is not in our stars but in your eyes. I mean, the stars are in your eyes. Or something.

The sun never met the summer with more joy

The unblown rose, the crystal nor the

The very instant that I saw you did my heart fly to your service.

There is no treasure on Earth like her

There's nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so - and I'm thinking you look good.

They are in the very wrath of love, and they will together; clubs cannot part them. (As you Like It)

They must have left the gates of purgatory open—look who walked out! Besides Hamlet's dad, I mean.

To be or not to be? With you, the former. Without you, the latter.

Virtue goes with you

Welcome, as light to day, as health to sick men

What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his doublet and hose and leaves off his wit! (Much Ado About Nothing)

When you do dance, I wish you a wave o’ the sea, that you might ever do nothing but that. Probably only useful after chasing down someone who's just come off the dancefloor.

When you do dance, I wish you were a wave o’ the sea, that you might ever do nothing but that. (The Winter’s Tale)

Who ever loved that loved not at first sight? Yeah, I've heard you want to be careful starting out with the L word.

Without thine companionship, dear lady, I fearest Id spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

Women are angels clad in flesh

Wouldst thou away to yon Motel 6 with me?

Wouldst thou care to join me in forming the beast with two backs?

You are a flame of beauty

You're like a good production of A Midsummer Night's Dream. You both have a nice Bottom.

Your breath casts sweet perfumes

Your compliments call your faith in question

Your eyes are orbs of stars

Your favors have fallen like dew upon me

Your favors I did taste in great abundance

Your fingers are made to quaver on a lute, your arms to hang about a lady’s neck

Your heart’s desires be with you!

Your love outstrips my merit

Your title far exceeds my worth

Your tongue is oiled with courtly flatteries

Your wit hath too much edge

Sweet and delicious is the feast of love