Top 50 Shakespeare Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shakespeare pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Shakespeare conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Share my quatrain
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And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.
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O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
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Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.
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When I saw you I fell in love and you smiled because you knew.
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You have witchcraft in your lips
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I’m not a sailor, but if you were across the farthest sea, I would risk everything to gain you.
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Come woo me, woo me, for I am in a holiday humour and like enough to consent.
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Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?
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Are you Macbeth, cause I'm gonna slay you with my Birnam Wood.
Funny shakespeare pickup lines
Maybe it is a codpiece, and may be it ain’t a codpiece.
I do beseech you – chiefly that I may set it in my prayers – what is your name?
I am as mute as night
I am a castaway in love
How about a little Puck?
You. Me. Dance floor. Now. Don't give me no ado about nothing.
I sacrifice to you the incense of my thanks
As you have virtue, speak it
You are the rising sun which I adore
You are the only anchor of my hopes
You, like a comet, do attract all eyes
You are the star I reach at
Inherit your desires
Your example steers me
You are the userer of fame
You cannot tempt me, Siren
I don't want to brag, but I did once hear my last girlfriend referring to our kiss life as the "sound and the fury." I didn't catch what she said after that. Or immediately before.
You speak the courtier’s dialect
You are the miracle of friendship
You are full of fair desert
You wrap me up in wonder
By you, like your shade, I’ll ever dwell
Can I just tell you, your eyes are nothing like the sun. And what's up with that wiry head of hair you got going on? Wait, where you going? Come back, it gets better! Your breath reeks! Call me!