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Top 50 Theatre Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Theatre chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.

  2. Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  3. Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair.

    It hurts so bad.

  4. You don't have to get out of my way when I have a crossover.

  5. You make me Les Miserable.

  6. You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.

  7. If all the world's a stage, then will yo be my lead?

  8. I like musicals and I'm straight and I'm willing to sing with you.

  9. I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...

  10. Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.

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You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.

There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.

If you were a script, I'd never go off book.

Are you a new costume because i want to get inside you.

Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.

My dream role is to be your girlfriend.

You give me more butterflies than a places call.

Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.

Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.

Are you method acting because you're really in my head.

Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

Are you that scene I messed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.

Are you glow tape? Cause you're all I can see.

I'm getting into character by getting into your pants.

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

Are you my lines? Cuz I'll never forget you.

Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.

If I blow into the mic will you give me feedback?

Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.

Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.

You can do my eyeliner anytime.

You make me feel the way I do right before I go onstage.

Someone as hot as you must find it difficult to do cold readings.

Hey girl, are you my light? 'Cause I can't believe it took me this long to find you.

Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.