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Top 50 Museum Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Museum chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you an impressionist because you impresed the hell out of me.

  2. You belong in an art museum because you're a masterpiece.

  3. One look at you and I feel like I've died and gone to a museum.

  4. You seem like a very sophisticated young lady that knows about lizards.

  5. Sup Girl, you look like a greek statue, except you got your clothes on and aren't missing your arms.

  6. I want to preserve this moment, let's get a climate controlled room.

  7. I would shake your hand, but I'm not allowed to touch the master pieces.

  8. Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can't tell where those legs end.

  9. You're so bold and curvy, if I were with you I'd go Baroque.

  10. You know the Mona Lisa has no eyebrows... I wonder what else she shaves.

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I'd shake your hand, but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.

The post modernists say that perfection is unattainable. So tell me Perfect, is it true?

Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

You know, I keep seeing a portrait of you and me meeting for a cup of coffee. Can we meet somewhere tomorrow?

Girl, you belong in a museum because your ass is priceless.

Is your last name Magritte? Because your beauty is surreal.

Let's make like Rembrandt and take a lesson in anatomy.

Wanna take a tour of my exhibit?

Is your last name Dali? Because you persist in my memory.

Are you modern day Mona Lisa?

Girl, I wanna take you to a museum.

Someone’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

(In a museum)

You know, i’d really like to grab your hand but that sign over there tells me not to touch the artwork

Are you the British museum?

‘Cuz you stole my (he)art

I must be in a museum, because

You're truly a work of art.

Do you live at a museum?

Because you’re a work of art

Consider this a museum.

Because right now? I'm admiring a masterpiece.

Do you know of any museums around here?

I figured you might know, since you're a work of art.

How bout you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?

I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I'd see such a vision of loveliness.

I love anatomy...especially yours.

I may not be an Yves Klein, but I’d be pretty blue if I couldn’t get your phone number.

I was not aware that living artists could exhibit themselves here...

I would drag you to a museum, but they said not to touch the masterpieces.

I would love to draw you. Would you pose for me?

I'd like to add you to my itinerary…in between V, I, and P.