I would shake your hand, but I'm not allowed to touch the master pieces.

Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can't tell where those legs end.

You're so bold and curvy, if I were with you I'd go Baroque.

You know the Mona Lisa has no eyebrows... I wonder what else she shaves.

I'd shake your hand, but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.

Is your dad a thief? Because your hair looks like a masterpiece from a museum.

Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

You know, I keep seeing a portrait of you and me meeting for a cup of coffee. Can we meet somewhere tomorrow?

Damn girl, that ass belongs in a museum.

I thought this was a dive shop, but I must be in a museum because you’re a work of art.

Is your last name Magritte? Because your beauty is surreal.

Wanna take a tour of my exhibit?

Is your last name Dali? Because you persist in my memory.

On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?

Are you modern day Mona Lisa?

Excuse me, but I seem to have lost my way in this museum. Can you show me to your heart?

Is your face from a museum exhibit? Because it's a masterpiece worth admiring all night long.

Excuse me, but are you made of fine art? Because those petite, sexy thighs belong in a museum.

You shine brighter than any masterpiece in this museum. Want to be my new favorite exhibit?

"Is your face from a museum? Because it's a work of art that deserves to be admired."

"Are you a history book? Because every time I open you, I discover something fascinating and totally worth my time!"

Your eyes are like art in the museum, captivating and beautiful, a sight I never want to leave.

You belong in a museum, because you're a masterpiece that deserves to be admired by all.

Are you a museum? Because I could spend hours exploring your ancient history.

Are we in a museum? Because every time I look at you, I feel like a piece of art.

"Like the Mona Lisa in a museum, your charm is a mystery, causing my heart's freedom."

"Is your name Art? Because I've been looking for you in every gallery, not finding anything as captivating."

"Are you a rare artifact? Because I can't find another girl with your kind of beauty in any museum."

"Museums are more intriguing with a stunning companion like you. How about we start with the gallery of our conversation? 💫"

Are you a museum exhibit? Because every time I look at you, I see a masterpiece.

"Is your smile from a museum? Because it's a masterpiece that brightens up the room."

"Is your picture in a museum? Because you're a masterpiece I'd love to capture."

"Because every masterpiece deserves to have its detail studied, and Snapchat is my private art museum."

Are you an exhibit here? Because you've captured my attention from across the room.

You're a masterpiece in this museum of life, standing out with elegance and grace.

"Well, darling, if you're ever tired of being a masterpiece in the wrong gallery, my heart's museum is always open."

Are you a work of art? Because every time I look at you, I'm in awe.

"Ever seen a masterpiece in a museum? You're about to meet an artist of love, specializing in anatomical sculptures."

"Are you a painter? Because every time I think of you, I see a masterpiece we can't display in a museum."

"Is your body a masterpiece? Because every time I look at you, it feels like I'm visiting an art museum."

"You're like a masterpiece in an art museum. Even next to my best friend, it's impossible to take my eyes off you."

Are you a museum exhibit? Because you've got my heart wrapped up like a muscle mummy.

"Art and beauty combined, just like you. Let's explore museums and each other's minds together. 😉"

"Well, if there was an award for being irresistibly charming, your house must be a museum!"

"Is your face from a museum exhibit? Because it's a work of art waiting to be discovered."

"Are you an exhibit? Because I can't take my eyes off you in this museum."

"Are you a time traveler? Because every moment with you feels like a journey through history!"

In the museum of my life, you're the masterpiece that completes my heart's sculpture with grace and beauty.

Girl, I wanna take you to a museum.

Someone’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

"Is your smile a masterpiece? Because every time I see it, I feel like I'm exploring the Louvre."

Are you a work of art? Because I can't stop admiring you in this museum.

Are you a work of art? Because your small face and nice body belong in a museum.

Excuse me, but you brighten up this museum more than any masterpiece on display.

"Do your photos come with a curator's tour? Because I'd love to view life through your artistic lens."

"Are you an artist? Because every time you strike a pose, it's like watching a sensuous, living sculpture unfold."

"Is your phone in a museum? Because it's been ages since we last texted."

"Hey Lisa, is your face a museum? Because I can't stop admiring this work of art and it's making me 'Picasso' my pants."

"Is your picture in a museum? Because that level of sexy deserves to be framed and exhibited."

"Is your knowledge of history as captivating as your beauty? Because I'd love to explore both with you all night."

Excuse me, but I think you're the missing masterpiece in this museum. Mind if I admire you?

Are you an exhibit? Because you are a work of art that deserves to be admired.

Excuse me, but if you were a historical artifact, you'd be the most valuable treasure here.

Which Museum did you come from?

I mean... you're looking like a work of art

Are you a museum exhibit? Because your beauty belongs in the annals of history.

(In a museum)

You know, i’d really like to grab your hand but that sign over there tells me not to touch the artwork

"Do you believe in time travel? Because I’d love to take you back to the museum of my heart!"

If you were a sketch, you'd be the most captivating drawing in the museum of my heart.

Are you a museum? 'Cause I can't stop staring at you and pretending to understand your deeper meaning.

"Are you a piece of art? Because every detail on you screams beauty that even museums can't capture."

#Hey girl will you join me for a night in the museum? Because between us there's an undeniable chemistry.

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"Are you a museum? Because every time I look at you, I see a breathtaking masterpiece."

Did you major in art history? Because girl, your beauty belongs in a museum!

"Is your house a museum? Because you beautify it like a priceless work of art."

Are you the British museum?

‘Cuz you stole my (he)art

I'd paint you like a masterpiece, for in this museum, you're the rarest piece.

"Your beauty puts every masterpiece in a museum to shame, may I have the honor of knowing your name?"

"I've seen masterpieces in museums, but your arched back is my favorite work of art."

I must be in a museum, because

You're truly a work of art.

Your beauty shines in every pixel, like a nude portrait in a museum pinnacle.

Are you an art exhibit? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat.

"Seeing your picture, I believe masterpieces aren't just found in museums, but also in my phone gallery."

Do you live at a museum?

Because you’re a work of art

Consider this a museum.

Because right now? I'm admiring a masterpiece.

Are you an art piece? Because I can't stop admiring your beauty in this museum.

Are you an exhibit here? Because you've caught my attention and I can't seem to look away.

Girl, do you live in a museum?

Cause there ain't no fascinating exhibit like your body

"Your beauty at dawn defeats any demon, like a masterpiece in an art museum."

"No golf or bowling, got it! Maybe we can enjoy a beach day or explore a local museum. Sound good?"

Excuse me, but you're a masterpiece in this museum of life. Can I admire you closer?

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Your beauty shines brighter than any gem, every masterpiece in a museum whispers your name.

You must be a masterpiece, like a painting in the Hermitage Museum.

"Your photos aren't just pictures, they're the art within art. Would you care to capture a coffee date next?"

Did it hurt when you fell from the art museum? 'Cause you've got masterpiece written all over you.

Excuse me, but do you know the artist behind your smile? Because it belongs in a masterpiece.

Are you an exhibit here? Because you've definitely caught my eye in this museum.

"Ever admired a masterpiece close-up? Because my work of art isn't in a museum, but it's still priceless."

The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.

"Is your body a masterpiece? Because you could surely put every model in a museum to shame."

"Are you a museum exhibit? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've discovered a masterpiece of history."

Are you a museum exhibit? Because I can't stop staring at you.

"If I found you really beautiful, I'd build a museum just to showcase your perfection."

Are you a work of art? Because I can't take my eyes off you in this museum.

"Is your name Art? Because I've been staring at your beauty so long, it feels like I'm at a museum."

"You must be a work of art, because you've captured my attention in this museum."

In this gallery of beauty, your presence shines like an art, captivating my heart.

Are you a work of art? Because every time I look at you, my heart skips a beat.

My soul's like a museum,

I let people in, they take one look inside, leave and never come back.

"Are you my next masterpiece? Because every time I look at you, I see a work of art that's too cool for museum."

I may not be an Yves Klein, but I’d be pretty blue if I couldn’t get your phone number.

If I was an artist, you would be my picture!

I was not aware that living artists could exhibit themselves here...

I would drag you to a museum, but they said not to touch the masterpieces.

I would love to draw you. Would you pose for me?

Aren’t you the model from my figure drawing class?

I'd like to add you to my itinerary…in between V, I, and P.

Are you the daughter of The David or did God finish sculpting perfection?

Are you an antiques collector? Because I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.

I'd like to hang you up and nail you to the wall.

Hey girl, do you wanna go to the n8v display at the museum today?

Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can’t believe you don’t already belong to someone else.

Are you a medium? Because I'd like to paint you on carpet.

your perfection infuriates post modernists

You’re an artist? I'd let you draw me naked anytime

you're so monet and you don't even know it

You're a work of art - who sculpted you?

Girl, GIMME THAT PUSSSAY.

You must be an artist, because I find myself drawn to you.

You must be an Anish Kapoor sculpture, because I can see myself in you.

You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.

You must be a piece of art, because I'd like to nail you up against a wall.