Is there a mirror in your underwear?

Because i can see myself in them.

L'd love to show you my world,

But I'm pretty sure you have a mirror at home.

They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Is that a mirror in your Bible ? Because I see you reflecting Christ!

Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.

How many roses

I: You hold one rose and stand in front of the mirror. How many roses do you see?

She: Two. One in mirror, one in my hands.

I: No, i's three.

She: How's is it three?

I: Are you not counting yourself too?

She blushed when I said this. And a date it is!

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself getting your consent for intercourse.

Are those mirrors on your pants? Because I can't see any vampires in them.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants are big enough to fit one.

No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

Wanna go back to my place and watch p**... on my flat screen mirror?

You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.

Are you a mirror? Because I would cherish you. Breaking you means back luck.

Damn girl do you have a mirror in your pocket. Because I can see myself in your pants.

Babe, I'll never get tired of taking your photos. You never need to take another mirror selfie.

Went to shake your boyfriend's hand but bumped into the mirror

Is that a mirror in your pants, because have kiss with me.

If you held a rose up in front of a mirror, you would see two of the most beautiful things in the world.

You know, I would show you my world...

But I'm sure you own a mirror

I want to be your mirror, and tell you everyday how beautiful you are.

People say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

The strangest thing just happened to me

I saw ur bf nd i tried to hug him but ended up bumping into mirror

Do you want to come over and watch p**... on my mirror?

I wish I was your mirror, then I could look at the most beautiful person in the world everyday.

Do you know how to send a mirror through text? I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.

I’d like to show you my world

But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror

Stand in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Hey, wanna watch p*rn in my mirror?

Want to go back to my place and watch p*rn on my flat screen mirror?

Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

Damn girl! I don’t need a magic mirror on the wall to know that you’re definitely the finest of them all!

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants!

Your mirror is broken, because I can't see myself without you.

"Are we playing hide and seek? Because every time I close my eyes, I find you in the smoke and mirrors of my heart."

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your plans tonight."

Hey girl, are you a mirror? Because I get the feeling that smashing you is bad luck.

"Is your dress made of mirror? Because I can definitely see myself in your life!"

Hey are you a mirror? Cause...

I can see myself in you.

"Is your dress made of mirrors? Because I can see myself undressing you with every glance."

"In the mirror of your eyes, two worlds collide; in both, I'm lost, your love as my guide."

Mirror mirror on the wall. You are the finest of them all.

"Your creativity with ramen, mirrors the extra zing you bring into my otherwise plain life."

"I can't help but imagine how good we'd look together in that bathroom mirror."

"Are you a mirror by any chance? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because every time you're on video, I see the best version of myself."

"You may not believe me when I say you're sexy, but your mirror won't lie; it's clearly head over heels for you."

"Are you a mirror? Because every time I look at you, all I see is perfection."

"Your allure mirrors purple's depth, in the gym or sipping gum, with you and Alani, darling, every moment is fun."

"Is that a mirror on your hoodie? Because I can definitely see myself in your future."

"Could you teach me your art of capturing beauty through mirror selfies? Your shots are breathtakingly gorgeous."

"Is your selfie on auto-focus? Because in that crop top, you've already captured my attention."

"Your passion for the sensual mirrors mine, how about we explore this enticing world together tonight?"

"Is your handwriting a mirror? Because I can see my future written beautifully in it."

"Is your friend a mirror? Because whenever I look at her, all I see is a reflection of your stunning beauty."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at your feet in the mirror, I'm under your spell."

"Do you believe in twin telepathy? Because every time you look at me, I can feel your desire mirroring mine."

"In the game of hide n seek, with smoke and mirrors, you're an enterprise, my last chance to end torment's fears."

"Could you share your secret on taking perfect mirror selfies? I'd love to have a stunning teacher like you."

"Are we playing hide and seek? Because darling, amidst all the smoke and mirrors, you're the only one I'm searching for."

"In that black shirt and blue jeans, you're giving mirrors a reason to reflect perfection."

"Is your chrome dome a mirror? Because I can see the whole universe in its perfect reflection."

"Your crop top might be reflecting in the mirror, but it’s your radiant beauty that's truly blinding me."