Is there a mirror in your underwear?

Because i can see myself in them.

L'd love to show you my world,

But I'm pretty sure you have a mirror at home.

They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Is that a mirror in your Bible ? Because I see you reflecting Christ!

Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.

How many roses

I: You hold one rose and stand in front of the mirror. How many roses do you see?

She: Two. One in mirror, one in my hands.

I: No, i's three.

She: How's is it three?

I: Are you not counting yourself too?

She blushed when I said this. And a date it is!

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself getting your consent for intercourse.

Are those mirrors on your pants? Because I can't see any vampires in them.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants are big enough to fit one.

No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

Wanna go back to my place and watch p**... on my flat screen mirror?

Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.

You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

Damn girl do you have a mirror in your pocket. Because I can see myself in your pants.

Are you a mirror? Because I would cherish you. Breaking you means back luck.

Babe, I'll never get tired of taking your photos. You never need to take another mirror selfie.

You know, I would show you my world...

But I'm sure you own a mirror

Is that a mirror in your pants, because have kiss with me.

If you held a rose up in front of a mirror, you would see two of the most beautiful things in the world.

Went to shake your boyfriend's hand but bumped into the mirror

People say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

I want to be your mirror, and tell you everyday how beautiful you are.

The strangest thing just happened to me

I saw ur bf nd i tried to hug him but ended up bumping into mirror

Do you want to come over and watch p**... on my mirror?

I wish I was your mirror, then I could look at the most beautiful person in the world everyday.

Do you know how to send a mirror through text? I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.

I’d like to show you my world

But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror

Hey, wanna watch p*rn in my mirror?

Stand in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Want to go back to my place and watch p*rn on my flat screen mirror?

Damn girl! I don’t need a magic mirror on the wall to know that you’re definitely the finest of them all!

Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants!

Your mirror is broken, because I can't see myself without you.

Your ass must be made of mirrors, because I can see myself in it for days.

Hey girl, are you a mirror? Because I get the feeling that smashing you is bad luck.

Thanks! I've been practicing in front of the mirror for hours. My toothbrush thinks I'm crazy now. 😄

"With that confidence, I bet you could make even a mirror blush – how about we reflect together sometime?"

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your plans tonight."

"Is your dress made of mirrors? Because I can see myself undressing you with every glance."

"Is your dress made of mirror? Because I can definitely see myself in your life!"

"Who needs a mirror when your beauty outshines every reflection? Shall we reverse the roles and you pick me up tonight?"

"You must be a magician because every picture you take casts a spell on me."

"In the mirror of your eyes, two worlds collide; in both, I'm lost, your love as my guide."

"Are you a mirror by any chance? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears."

"Is your name Hazel? Because every reflection of you is a work of art."

"Your creativity with ramen, mirrors the extra zing you bring into my otherwise plain life."

"You may not believe me when I say you're sexy, but your mirror won't lie; it's clearly head over heels for you."

Are you a mirror

I can’t see myself without you

"Is your name Hazel? Because every time you take a mirror selfie, it's like looking into my future."

"Is your pink Porsche for two? Because I'd love to ride shotgun with you, Hazel."

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because you're a total reflection of perfection.

"Are we playing hide and seek? Because every time I close my eyes, I find you in the smoke and mirrors of my heart."

Hey are you a mirror? Cause...

I can see myself in you.

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because every time you're on video, I see the best version of myself."

Mirror mirror on the wall. You are the finest of them all.

"Are you a mirror? Because every time I look at you, all I see is perfection."

"Your passion for the sensual mirrors mine, how about we explore this enticing world together tonight?"

In the reflection of your eyes, I see beauty mirrored back at me from my bare chest.

"Is that a mirror on your hoodie? Because I can definitely see myself in your future."

Are you a broken mirror? Because I can see all your flaws and still think you're stunning.

"Is it just me, or do those waves in your hair mirror the beauty of the ocean? Absolutely mesmerizing."

Hazel, your beauty in those mirror selfies is breathtaking, but I'd love to see your smile in person.

"If taking mirror selfies was a sport, you'd definitely win gold for being the most stunning competitor."

"Could you teach me your art of capturing beauty through mirror selfies? Your shots are breathtakingly gorgeous."

"Is your selfie on auto-focus? Because in that crop top, you've already captured my attention."

"Is your handwriting a mirror? Because I can see my future written beautifully in it."

If I were a mirror, I'd reflect all your hate away and only show love for you.

Is your pink dress made of mirrors? Because I can see myself in your future.

"Is your mirror selfie missing something? Oh, that's right - it's me standing next to you."

"Do you believe in twin telepathy? Because every time you look at me, I can feel your desire mirroring mine."

"Is your heart racing, or is it just mirroring the exhilarating rhythm of my kind of crazy?"

"I'm just mirroring your sweetness, like a bee drawn to the most irresistible flower."

Your mirror selfies are hot, but nothing compares to seeing you in person. Mind if I join?

"Hazel, every selfie you take in the mirror adds another priceless piece of art to my gallery of admiration."

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because your beauty in that selfie is out of this world.

"Is your chrome dome a mirror? Because I can see the whole universe in its perfect reflection."

"Is your underwear made of mirrors? Because I see myself lost in them."

"Could you share your secret on taking perfect mirror selfies? I'd love to have a stunning teacher like you."

Are you a photographer? Because every angle of you is picture-perfect in that selfie.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at your feet in the mirror, I'm under your spell."

"In that black shirt and blue jeans, you're giving mirrors a reason to reflect perfection."

"Is your friend a mirror? Because whenever I look at her, all I see is a reflection of your stunning beauty."

"Your crop top might be reflecting in the mirror, but it’s your radiant beauty that's truly blinding me."

"Are you Snow White? Because you’ve charmed my heart like no other, even without a magic mirror."

"Are we playing hide and seek? Because darling, amidst all the smoke and mirrors, you're the only one I'm searching for."

"Hazel, you and that pink Porsche make the perfect picture. Can I be the frame in your next selfie?"

"Is your name Hazel? Because you've already captured my reflection in that gorgeous mirror selfie."

"Hey Leon S Kennedy, you're so handsome that even the mirror can't stop admiring you."

"Are you Hazel? Because even in a mirror selfie, your beauty shines through effortlessly."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see your red overcoat, everyone else disappears—like my sense of direction!"

"Your mirror selfie game is on point, but nothing compares to the real-life beauty you possess."

"Is your name Hazel? Because every selfie you take reflects sheer beauty and grace."

"Are you a mirror? Because I can see myself in your beautiful eyes."

"Did your crop top come with coffee? Because it's been 'espresso-ly' designed to keep my heart rate high."

"Darling, if you've lost your beauty, then the stars have lost their shine. Share a picture, let me be your mirror."

Your tits must be made of mirrors because I can see myself getting lost in them.

Your glasses must be made of mirrors because every time I look into them, I see my future.

"Is your mirror selfie on fire? Because you're the hottest thing in the frame."

"Is your phone case a mirror? Because I see the cutest shrimp in town every time you hold it up."

"Is there an app for capturing your beauty, or can you teach me the art of mirror selfies on an iPhone?"

"Is your selfie game always this strong, or are you just naturally radiant in every picture you take?"

"Is there a mirror in your tweezers? Because I can see myself in every lash you touch."

"I hope your thoughts mirror mine, because meeting you is like a dream within a dream I never want to wake from."

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself lost in your underrated beauty."

"You must have a mirror's soul, because every time you doubt your beauty, I see nothing but perfection."

"Forget the mirrors, darling. In my eyes, you're the perfect blend of sexy and irresistible."

Is there a mirror in your pocket?

‘Cause I can see myself in your

"Watching you dress up is like a teaser trailer, but I'd rather get the full-length feature of your stunning allure."

"Are we playing hide n seek? Because whenever I look at you, all others become smoke and mirrors."

"Is it just the pajamas, or do you always look this tempting even in simple reflections?"

"Your mirror shot must have a magic touch, because it's reflecting pure beauty."

Are you a mirror? Because every shot of you is breathtakingly beautiful.

"Is your back made of mirrors? Because I can't stop admiring my reflection in it."

Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself getting all steamed up with you.

"That mirror selfie has me captivated; I can’t decide what’s more alluring, the view or your confidence!"

If I were a magic mirror, I'd show you the fairest of them all - yourself with me!

"Hazel, every mirror selfie you take brightens up my day. You truly shine in every shot."

"Hazel, are you a professional photographer? You make every mirror selfie look like a work of art."

"The way that black shirt pairs with your blue jeans, it's a blockbuster movie and you're the star."

Spawn point set in my bed. Girl use that magic mirror now.

"Just checking if your phone has a mirror too, because all I see in mine is the reflection of perfection."

"That black shirt and blue jeans don't stand a chance, they're only reflecting half of your mesmerizing sexiness."

Your mirror selfie game is strong, but nothing compares to the real-life view of you.

Your mirror shot is fire, but in person, you're even hotter. Can I get a closer look at that rizz?

"That black shirt might be stunning, but not half as captivating as the girl wearing it in a mirror video."

"That mirror could never reflect the stunning beauty you hold. But it sure does make a bold attempt in that bralette."