"Just like a Metro Market Oreo, you're deliciously irresistible and I find myself wanting more."

"Shopping for cookies at Metro Market? How about you take me instead, I promise I'm twice as delicious as an Oreo."

"Girl, are we in the cookie aisle at Metro Market? Because just like an Oreo, I’m falling apart without your cream filling!"

"Just like a pack of Oreo cookies in Metro Market, you've filled my shopping cart with happiness and delight."

"Are you an Oreo from Metro Market? Because I can't resist twisting, licking, and dunking my heart into you!"

"In a metro market full of cookies, you're the Oreo that stands out and adds sweetness to my life."

"Just like Oreo cookies in the metro market, you're my favorite sweet surprise in this crowd."

"Are you an Oreo from Metro Market? Because I feel a double stuff of sweetness whenever I'm around you."

"Like a metro market Oreo, you're my sweetest guilty pleasure."

"Are you an Oreo cookie? Cause I can't resist twisting, licking, and dunking into you."

Hey girl do you ever take the metro on a busy day?

Cuz if you can't find a seat, you can sit on my face.

I have a car picking me up — need a lift?

I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?

I won't mind if you cuddle with me in your sleep.

I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.

I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.

In the bathroom line: Please, you go ahead.

It was love at first flight.

My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?

On Virgin America's in-flight chat: Hey, beautiful / Hi, handsome.

Pilot: I had to leave the cockpit to say hello.

Want to share my Xanax?

What lady can resist a man in uniform?

When you sleep, you look like an angel.

You shouldn't have to lift your bag.

You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.

A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.

According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.

Are you ready for take off?

Are you ready to board?

Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?

Can I claim your baggage?

Do you believe love at first frequent flyer mile?

Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.

Ever had champagne for breakfast… in Champagne?

For safety's sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.

Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.

I bet you prefer a European lifestyle.

I can last longer than a jet engine.

I don't need the captain to remind me about the upright position.

I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.

I know a great recovery for jet lag.

I love a good South of the border crossing.

I only pack the essentials.

I would give anything to be your personal item.

I would love to show you first class.

I wouldn't complain about a layover with you.

I'd love to be your final destination.

I'd swap to a coach seat just to sit next to you.

I'll show you my passport if you show me yours.

If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

Is that an oversized carry-on or are you just happy to see me?

It's always a first class trip with me.

Let's cross the international dateline together.

Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.

This warm hand towel feels so good. Touch it.

Want me to help you recline?

Want to come over and see my world map?

Want to come to Paris and see my pied-à-terre?

Want to play TSA officer and pat me down?

Want to stamp my passport?

What do you think about raising this arm rest to get the party started?

The bathrooms were surprisingly clean!

What's your address? [Why?] So I know what to write on my luggage tag in case my bags get lost and they need to find me.

Which language would you like me to ask you out in?

Would you like to join me in the members-only lounge?