The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Metro Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Metro pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Metro tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Seeing as you just accidentally felt up my butt anyway, wanna take things to the next level?

  2. That piss smell definitely isn't coming from you. Wanna get pie, cutie?

  3. What say we get together and Purell the shit out of our hands?

  4. Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.

  5. I saw you were using the Delta App, too.

    Isn't it great? Really slick.

  6. I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I've been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.

  7. Hey girl do you ever take the metro on a busy day?

    Cuz if you can't find a seat, you can sit on my face.

  8. You see a girl and her friends sitting in the metro and you approach them

    Hi, (looking at the girl and then looking over at her friends) you have the rest of your lives to get to know her, but for me, i just got these few minutes, so can i have her?

  9. Want to share my dessert?

  10. It was love at first flight.


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Coffee, tea, or me?

Could we even fit in the bathroom?

During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.

How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?

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Can you keep a secret? I'm packin'.

I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.

Can I buy you a drink?

Why no, I certainly don't mind that your crotch simply must rub on my kiss because you can't twist sideways.

I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.

If we go down, I'll save you first.

In the bathroom line: Please, you go ahead.

I don't need the captain to remind me about the upright position.

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On Virgin America's in-flight chat: Hey, beautiful / Hi, handsome.

Pilot: I had to leave the cockpit to say hello.

Want to share my Xanax?

What lady can resist a man in uniform?

When you sleep, you look like an angel.

You shouldn't have to lift your bag.

I won't mind if you cuddle with me in your sleep.

Are you ready for take off?

I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?

Are you traveling alone?

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?