50 Metro Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Metro rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about metro, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Metro Pickup Lines

A good Metro hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Seeing as you just accidentally felt up my butt anyway, wanna take things to the next level?
That piss smell definitely isn't coming from you. Wanna get pie, cutie?
What say we get together and Purell the shit out of our hands?
Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.
I saw you were using the Delta App, too.

Isn't it great? Really slick.
I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I've been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.

Short and cute metro pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about metro are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey girl do you ever take the metro on a busy day?

Cuz if you can't find a seat, you can sit on my face.

You see a girl and her friends sitting in the metro and you approach them

Hi, (looking at the girl and then looking over at her friends) you have the rest of your lives to get to know her, but for me, i just got these few minutes, so can i have her?

Hey, would you like to not get a meal in the subway some time?

Why no, I certainly don't mind that your c**... simply must rub on my kiss because you can't twist sideways.

Want to share my dessert?

Can I buy you a drink?

Can I show you around when we land?

Cheesy metro Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I'm afraid you're setting off a heightened alert in my pants, Ma'am.

There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.

What if the "10 Minute Manicure" takes 12?

Do you get a refund?

Due to a signal malfunction, I'm not sure if you're interested?

How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?

I have a car picking me up — need a lift?

Corny metro Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Metro conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?

I won't mind if you cuddle with me in your sleep.

I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.

I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.

If we go down, I'll save you first.

In the bathroom line: Please, you go ahead.

It was love at first flight.

My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?

Could we even fit in the bathroom?

When you sleep, you look like an angel.

Coffee, tea, or me?

What lady can resist a man in uniform?

A good metro Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Metro hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Want to share my Xanax?

You shouldn't have to lift your bag.

You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.

A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.

According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

Are you ready for take off?

Are you ready to board?

Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?

Can I claim your baggage?

Do you believe love at first frequent flyer mile?

Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.

Ever had champagne for breakfast… in Champagne?

For safety's sake, how about we practice assuming the emergency position.

Can you keep a secret? I'm packin'.

Pilot: I had to leave the cockpit to say hello.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Metro love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Metro chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.