25 Cents Pick Up lines

Here are 25 cents pick up lines for her and flirty cents rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about cents that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your cents rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny cents pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty cents joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Cents Pickup Lines

A good Cents hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I'm ten cents short for a dinner for two...

And you're the dime I need
If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you... I’d have 5 cents.

Because you never leave my mind
If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.

Cause you never left my mind.
If I had a dime every time I saw a girl as pretty as you I would only have ten cents. Because no one is as pretty as you.
If I got 5 cents everytime I saw someone so beautiful,

I would have 5 cents.
If i had a nickel for every time i saw someone as sexy as you

I'd have five cents

Short and cute cents pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about cents are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey did you know I can only tell when 10 cent coins are produced?

Because I only date dimes

If I had a nickle for every girl as pretty as you...

I'd have 5 cents

If we were both pennies...

We would have two cents to rub together.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!

In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.



Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.



I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.
Its a cereal dumbass

Hey girl did you fall from the vending machine?

Cause you lookin like a snack worth about 50 cents less than what im paying

Cheesy cents Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you the type of person that has a lot of spare change?

Because my dad always said I needed some cents, and a dime like you could be the change I need.

If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a girl as beautiful as you I would now have 5 cents.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have nothing but five whole cents. Don't you think Adrian Peterson is the best running back playing today?

Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

It would only make cents if you would go to formal with me.

I wish I was 50 cent so I could take you to the candy shop!

If I had a penny for every time dancing with you crossed my mind I would only have 1 cent because it crossed my mind and stayed there.

Corny cents Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Cents conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Cents love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Cents chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.