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Top 21 Cents Pick Up lines

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  1. If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.

    Cause you never left my mind.

  2. If I got 5 cents everytime I saw someone so beautiful,

    I would have 5 cents.

  3. Hey did you know I can only tell when 10 cent coins are produced?

    Because I only date dimes

  4. If I had a nickle for every girl as pretty as you...

    I'd have 5 cents

  5. If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!

  6. If we were both pennies...

    We would have two cents to rub together.

  7. Hey girl did you fall from the vending machine?

    Cause you lookin like a snack worth about 50 cents less than what im paying

  8. Are you the type of person that has a lot of spare change?

    Because my dad always said I needed some cents, and a dime like you could be the change I need.

  9. Spontaneous eye is a sign ....

    ...that two people should talk.

    I had an epiphany today and thought I'd share with you all.
    Ive come to the realization that a guy should never resist from talking to the girl he finds attractive, I mean ever. Whether it's a stranger or a chick from your social circle. You can take it as far you want but the least he must do it introduce himself. Otherwise he's not man enough. It's feminine to hold your impulse, have second thoughts and conspire within. Blast your approach anxiety and put yourself out there. That's how become more masculine, more confident and be the man.
    If you don't go for what you want, some asshole will.

    Don't wait for your soulmate and waste your life. Don't be choosy, Attraction should be clue enough to make a move. If the girl's personality or nature sucks you can always next her later.

    Just my 2 cents for my Bros.
    Cheers
    bRo.

  10. In the form of a logic puzzle.

    The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.

    ​

    Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.

    ​

    I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

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What is a Cents pickup line?

Funny cents pickup lines

I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.
Its a cereal dumbass

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have nothing but five whole cents. Don't you think Adrian Peterson is the best running back playing today?

I wish I was 50 cent so I could take you to the candy shop!

If I had a nickel for every time I asked someone as beautiful as you to dance, I'd have 5 cents.

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This is a funny Cents pickup line!

I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a girl as beautiful as you I would now have 5 cents.

It would only make cents if you would go to formal with me.