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Top 24 Cents Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cents pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'm ten cents short for a dinner for two...

    And you're the dime I need

  2. If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you... I’d have 5 cents.

    Because you never leave my mind

  3. If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.

    Cause you never left my mind.

  4. If I got 5 cents everytime I saw someone so beautiful,

    I would have 5 cents.

  5. If i had a nickel for every time i saw someone as sexy as you

    I'd have five cents

  6. Hey did you know I can only tell when 10 cent coins are produced?

    Because I only date dimes

  7. If I had a nickle for every girl as pretty as you...

    I'd have 5 cents

  8. If we were both pennies...

    We would have two cents to rub together.

  9. If I had a nickel for every time I saw a girl as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents!

  10. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

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Funny cents pickup lines

I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.
Its a cereal dumbass

Are you the type of person that has a lot of spare change?

Because my dad always said I needed some cents, and a dime like you could be the change I need.

In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.

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Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.

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I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

Hey girl did you fall from the vending machine?

Cause you lookin like a snack worth about 50 cents less than what im paying

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I wish I was 50 cent so I could take you to the candy shop!

If I had a nickel for every time I asked someone as beautiful as you to dance, I'd have 5 cents.

If I had a penny for every time dancing with you crossed my mind I would only have 1 cent because it crossed my mind and stayed there.

I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

If I had a nickel for everytime I saw a girl as beautiful as you I would now have 5 cents.

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