Top 22 Capital Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Capital pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

2. Hey Baby, do you have enough capital? Cause I wanna start a partnership with you.

3. I am to love what Detroit is to capitalism, baby.

4. Have you thought about storming the capital?

   Because you're inciting an erection

5. Hey girl, are you the capital of Thailand?

   Cause I want you to Bangkok

6. Are you the capital of thailand?

   Because i wanna Bangcock you

7. I like this one. Not mine tho

   The only ethical consumption under capitalism is gonna be me and that pu$$y.

8. Hey, are you capitalism?

   Cause I want to destroy you.

9. Capitalism: my life

   Communism: our life

10. Are you a Capital One card?

    'CAUSE WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?!

Funny capital pickup lines

I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statues of freedom can be seen from miles away.

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Hi guys I have the program I'm giving it for 15$ pm me if you're interested.

Are you the financial capital of India?

Cause you look like bomb bae (Bombay)!

Your fast asset made me deposit my capital contribution early, I hope you have some mitigating controls in place! Yeah, I have a virtually non-existent control environment...I'd recommend accruing for a contingent liability

Did the rules change about camping outside the capital because you got me pitching a tent.

I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statuse of freedom can be seen from miles away.

theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.

Hey babe, ever wondered why I am the capital of Ohio?

Girl you meet all my criteria, so you better believe I am going to capitalize.

I should recognize you as a capital lease because I will own you at the end of the day.