Top 17 Invest Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Invest chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

2. Are you ready to invest my funds?

3. I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

4. Would you be interested in large growth investment?

5. You're the biggest investment that I've ever made.

6. Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

7. I got a tiny investment for you.

8. I want to spend this one life investing all of my interest in you.

9. It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.

10. Are you a bank?

    Because I would like to invest in you :)

Funny invest pickup lines

Are you publicly traded on the NY:SE?
Because I want to invest in those assets.

I hope interest rates are low, because I want to invest my time in you.

Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)

Crypto - Pickup line

Hey, are you a bitcoin? cause i'd like to invest in you

*Walks up to a girl and just stares at her for 10 seconds*

"Okay the trial period's over. You need to invest for the subscription"

I'm proud to say I once invested a great many resources in Ms. Walton.

Want to see what fully invested feels like?