The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 19 Invest Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Invest pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

  2. Are you ready to invest my funds?

  3. I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

  4. Would you be interested in large growth investment?

  5. You're the biggest investment that I've ever made.

  6. Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

  7. I got a tiny investment for you.

  8. I want to spend this one life investing all of my interest in you.

  9. It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.

  10. Are you a bank?

    Because I would like to invest in you :)

invest pickup line
What is a Invest pickup line?

Funny invest pickup lines

Are you publicly traded on the NY:SE?
Because I want to invest in those assets.

I hope interest rates are low, because I want to invest my time in you.

Are you my investment in stock market ?

Cause you sure know how to go down.

Are you a Fortune 500 company?

Because you’re an asset I’d love to invest in

invest pickup line
This is a funny Invest pickup line!

Crypto - Pickup line

Hey, are you a bitcoin? cause i'd like to invest in you

*Walks up to a girl and just stares at her for 10 seconds*
"Okay the trial period's over. You need to invest for the subscription"

I'm proud to say I once invested a great many resources in Ms. Walton.

Want to see what fully invested feels like?