I got a tiny investment for you.

I want to spend this one life investing all of my interest in you.

It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.

I think I’d be a good return on your investment.

You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock?

Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.

"Nita, are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest even though I know you're already invested."

"Your smile is more precious than a diamond, can I invest in the stock market of your heart?"

Hey, baby, are you my crypto investments?

Because I predict you're about to go down on me.

"Ever wanted a personal tutor in stocks who can also invest in your heart? Hi, I'm from Morgan Stanley."

"Are you a gold coin? Because spending time with you is the most valuable investment I've ever made."

"You must be my investment, because my interest in you grows exponentially every second."

"Indeed, I do invest most of my time in work - but always happy to make space for intriguing conversations like ours."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I promise I'm better than any investment portfolio."

"Your charm is the estate that my heart wishes to invest in, so divine and grown."

"Is your smile a dividend? Because it keeps multiplying my interest and I'd love to invest in you."

"Sydney's cost of living pales next to your worth, can I invest in the stunning portfolio that is you?"

"Is your name Balance Sheet? Because I've been studying joint venture accounting and I'm totally invested in your assets."

"Totally agree! The key is to invest time wisely rather than just spending it."

"Well, I've always found Russian winters enchanting, perhaps only second to your charm."

"Investment banker? More like investing my time in finding the perfect puns to make you laugh!"

Are you publicly traded on the NY:SE?

Because I want to invest in those assets.

"Interested in learning stocks? Let's start with investing time in each other, I guarantee high returns."

Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some s**... positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)

"Installments? Darling, your company is credit enough. Let's just focus on investing in memories together."

"Well, darling, consider it an investment in a priceless evening with me."

"Just like time, you're invaluable and captivating. How about we invest some together?"

Babe, I am a sugar daddy with sweet watermelons. I'd like to invest some seed money into you.

"Ever thought of extra benefits in friendship? Because you're the dividend to my investment."

"Well I'm not an investment banker, but I am heavily invested in this conversation. How's that for a portfolio?"

"My goal was strictly business, until your smile made me want to invest in a different kind of venture."

"Ambitious and smart, I like that. Maybe we could start by investing in some quality time together over coffee?"

"I may not work at the Bank of Maldives like you, but I'd love to invest in your smile."

"Is your mom an architect? Cause you're a perfectly built, diamond in the rough with curves that put the best designs to shame."

"With a name like Nita and a passion for money, how about we invest in some unforgettable moments together?"

"I think we should invest in some quality time together on a bed... like discussing our favorite books, perhaps?"

"Because a woman of your caliber deserves more than just physical attention, but emotional investment too."

TV because i get invested in characters way too much.

"Who needs TV when your eyes hold more drama and plot twists than any series ever could?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, especially when you wear that smile and those captivating curves."

"Maybe you should consider diversifying your portfolio, you know, invest in some quality time with me?"

"Are you a risky investment? Because I'm ready to see my interest compound daily in you."

"Well, as an investment banker, I'm pretty good at managing interest... especially when it's compounded daily by your charm!"

I hope interest rates are low, because I want to invest my time in you.

"Going broke, huh? Good thing my investment portfolio is managed by Cupid & Co."

"Let me teach you the bulls and bears of the stock market, babe, because investing in you has already given me high returns."

"You're my dream investment; the more I put in, the more we can explore the world and each other."

"Darling, your wealth is captivating, but it's your radiant beauty that has me truly invested."

"Nita, are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest... despite the dude you're currently invested in."

"Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest piqued, and I'm all about the long-term investment."

"Is your name Visa? Because you've got my interest, and I'm investing all my love in you."

"Impressive! Would you mind sharing a tip or two? I promise not to invest in buying too many comic books."

"I'd cross continents for you, especially if it means seeing Russia through your eyes."

"Are you a high-risk investment? Because I'm ready to risk it all for a return like you."

"So, you're saying a serenade is key? I'd better start warming up my vocals - or perhaps invest in auto-tune."

"Stressed about your business exam? Let's unwind and 'invest' some time in us tonight."

"Seeing you is like striking gold; you're the luxurious dream I've been investing my heart in."

"Wouldn't it be the perfect investment if we discover our love language in the beautiful language of Russia?"

"Ever tried investing in pleasure? With a workaholic playboy like me, trust me, returns are guaranteed."

"I heard Russian adventures are unforgettable. Shall we make one together?"

I can invest both my time and money on you

Coz you're such e-quity ;)

"Nita, your smile is the only currency I'd trade for. How about we invest our time in some intimacy tonight?"

"In that case, I've always had an adventurous spirit. Russia might just be the next thrill I'm seeking."

"Unlimited hugs? Now that's a subscription I'd be willing to invest in. But, is there also a trial for spontaneous adventures?"

"I came here strictly for business, but your smile makes me want to invest my time in something more promising."

"Is your name Visa? Because you're everywhere I want to be, priceless and totally worth investing in."

"Honey, with the $99 you just sent, you've not only invested in my wallet but also in my heart."

"You must be a heart broker, because you've just invested my feelings in you quite effortlessly."

"Only if I'm promised a tour guide who's as captivating as you, would that be my pleasure."