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Top 26 Invest Pick Up lines

Flirt and impress with these funny and cheesy Invest Pick Up Lines. These Invest pick up lines can be dirty and clean. They are inspired by different investment terms and ideas. Take advantage of these clever pick up lines to flirt with your stocks and money.

  1. Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

  2. Are you ready to invest my funds?

  3. I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

  4. Would you be interested in large growth investment?

  5. You're the biggest investment that I've ever made.

  6. Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

  7. I got a tiny investment for you.

  8. I want to spend this one life investing all of my interest in you.

  9. It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.

  10. I think I’d be a good return on your investment.


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What is a Invest pickup line?

Working invest pickup lines

Are you a bank?
Because I would like to invest in you :)

You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock? (Works on anyone)

Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.

Hey, baby, are you my crypto investments?

Because I predict you're about to go down on me.

Hey would you let me treat you to dinner?

My mom told me to invest in my future.

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This is a funny Invest pickup line!

Are you publicly traded on the NY:SE?

Because I want to invest in those assets.

Babe, I am a sugar daddy with sweet watermelons. I'd like to invest some seed money into you.

I hope interest rates are low, because I want to invest my time in you.

I can invest both my time and money on you

Coz you're such e-quity ;)

Are you my investment in stock market ?

Cause you sure know how to go down.

Are you a Fortune 500 company?

Because you’re an asset I’d love to invest in

Idk my investment is going to be Gold Mine or Land Mine

But you sure are going to be MINE :)

Crypto - Pickup line

Hey, are you a bitcoin? cause i'd like to invest in you

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Working Invest tinder opener

I'm proud to say I once invested a great many resources in Ms. Walton.

Want to see what fully invested feels like?