I got a tiny investment for you.

I want to spend this one life investing all of my interest in you.

It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.

I think I’d be a good return on your investment.

You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock?

Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.

"Are you an investment? Because I see a future with great returns when I'm with you."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I want to invest.

"Nita, are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest even though I know you're already invested."

"Your smile is more precious than a diamond, can I invest in the stock market of your heart?"

Hey, baby, are you my crypto investments?

Because I predict you're about to go down on me.

"Well, getting to know you sounds like a smart investment, can we start with a trial period?"

Did you invest in happiness? Because your smile stock is going through the roof!

"You must be my investment, because my interest in you grows exponentially every second."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I can't stop smiling!"

"Do you accept credit cards? Because I'm completely invested in making a love transaction with you!"

"Are you a gold coin? Because spending time with you is the most valuable investment I've ever made."

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest and I want to invest in this connection.

"Ever wanted a personal tutor in stocks who can also invest in your heart? Hi, I'm from Morgan Stanley."

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I'm smiling all the way!

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I'm ready to invest in that smile!"

"Indeed, I do invest most of my time in work - but always happy to make space for intriguing conversations like ours."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and it's time to invest in us.

"Is your smile a dividend? Because it keeps multiplying my interest and I'd love to invest in you."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I promise I'm better than any investment portfolio."

"Your charm is the estate that my heart wishes to invest in, so divine and grown."

"So you've asked me to prom... Are you checking if I can handle all the sparks before investing in fireworks?"

Are you a bank loan? Because you have definitely caught my interest and I'd love to invest some time in you.

Totally get that! Life’s too short for unnecessary risks. What are some ventures you think are truly worth the investment?

Girl, are you a bank? Because you've got me invested in that smile of yours!

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest and I'd like to invest in us!

"Sydney's cost of living pales next to your worth, can I invest in the stunning portfolio that is you?"

"Installments? Darling, your company is credit enough. Let's just focus on investing in memories together."

"Interested in learning stocks? Let's start with investing time in each other, I guarantee high returns."

"Investment banker? More like investing my time in finding the perfect puns to make you laugh!"

Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some s**... positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)

Are you publicly traded on the NY:SE?

Because I want to invest in those assets.

I hear swamp real estate is cheap these days. Maybe we should invest in some property and open a resort!

Did you invent the stock market? Because every time I see you, my smile goes up!

"Is your name Balance Sheet? Because I've been studying joint venture accounting and I'm totally invested in your assets."

"Well, I've always found Russian winters enchanting, perhaps only second to your charm."

Did you hear about the investor who only bought shares in hot air balloon companies? He wanted to keep his portfolio rising... like your smile.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, just like a millionaire's investments.

Glad to hear! If good feelings were a currency, we’d be millionaires by now. Let’s invest in some ice cream instead!

Babe, I am a sugar daddy with sweet watermelons. I'd like to invest some seed money into you.

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack that keeps me smiling!"

"Just like time, you're invaluable and captivating. How about we invest some together?"

"Ever thought of extra benefits in friendship? Because you're the dividend to my investment."

Did the stock market crash? Because with your smile, my portfolio just hit an all-time high.

"Well, darling, consider it an investment in a priceless evening with me."

"Are you a savings account? Because I'd love to invest in our future together as your sugar daddy."

"If smiles were currency, yours would be worth a fortune. Mind if I invest in it?"

Are you a bank loan? Because you have denied me twice, but I'm still interested in investing.

"My goal was strictly business, until your smile made me want to invest in a different kind of venture."

Did you invent the smile? Because every time I see you, my stocks in happiness rise!

Is your name Google? Because you've got all the answers to keep me smiling all day!

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I'd certainly like to make some long-term investments."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I'm willing to invest in you, Sophie."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'm invested in making you smile.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I wouldn't mind investing in you.

"Well I'm not an investment banker, but I am heavily invested in this conversation. How's that for a portfolio?"

"Because a woman of your caliber deserves more than just physical attention, but emotional investment too."

"I think we should invest in some quality time together on a bed... like discussing our favorite books, perhaps?"

"If smiles were currency, you'd be the wealthiest person in the room. Can I invest in your happiness?"

"Is your mom an architect? Cause you're a perfectly built, diamond in the rough with curves that put the best designs to shame."

"If I were an economist, I'd invest all my time in the study of you because you're truly priceless."

"I may not work at the Bank of Maldives like you, but I'd love to invest in your smile."

"With a name like Nita and a passion for money, how about we invest in some unforgettable moments together?"

TV because i get invested in characters way too much.

"Who needs TV when your eyes hold more drama and plot twists than any series ever could?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, especially when you wear that smile and those captivating curves."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te and I’m always looking to invest in a smile!

"If kindness were a currency, you’d be a billionaire. Mind if I invest some time getting to know you better?"

"Maybe you should consider diversifying your portfolio, you know, invest in some quality time with me?"

"Are you a peso? Because every moment with you feels like a treasure I want to invest in."

"Well, as an investment banker, I'm pretty good at managing interest... especially when it's compounded daily by your charm!"

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest, Zoey. Let's invest some time together."

I hope interest rates are low, because I want to invest my time in you.

"Are you a risky investment? Because I'm ready to see my interest compound daily in you."

"Are you a Discord server? Because I'm totally hooked, can't help but invest in this captivating conversation."

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed space, just like I need your smile!

Are you a businesswoman? Because your smile is the best investment I've seen all day.

Did you invent the toothbrush? Because every time you smile, it's like a little startup for happiness!

Are you a bank? Because you've got my interest and I'd like to invest in your smile!

"Let me teach you the bulls and bears of the stock market, babe, because investing in you has already given me high returns."

Do you work at the stock market? Because every time I see you, I invest in happiness!

"Going broke, huh? Good thing my investment portfolio is managed by Cupid & Co."

"Darling, your wealth is captivating, but it's your radiant beauty that has me truly invested."

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest and I'm ready to invest.

"You're my dream investment; the more I put in, the more we can explore the world and each other."

Is your name Google? Because you have the best smile algorithm that always brightens my day!

"Are you a loan from a bank? Because you have my interest piqued, and I'm all about the long-term investment."

"Is your name Visa? Because you've got my interest, and I'm investing all my love in you."

"Nita, are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest... despite the dude you're currently invested in."

Did you hear about the guy who invented knock-knock jokes? He won a "No-bell" prize!

"If beauty were currency, you'd be a millionaire; can I be your investment for an unforgettable night?"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, and I'm trying to invest in happiness.

"Impressive! Would you mind sharing a tip or two? I promise not to invest in buying too many comic books."

"In this dance of fate, I must agree,
Your charm has me spinning, oh can't you see?
A rare gem found, I feel so blessed,
With you in my life, I know I'll invest."

If smiles were currency, you'd be a billionaire. Let's invest some time to see if we click.

"I'd cross continents for you, especially if it means seeing Russia through your eyes."

"Are you a luxury brand? Because dating you seems like an expensive adventure I'd love to invest in."

Did you invent the laugh button? Because every time I'm around you, it's on full blast!

Do you have stocks in your smile? Because I want to invest in that happiness market.

"Do you have a property brochure? Because I'm ready to invest in a lifetime of happiness with you!"

"With a ring in hand, I'd gladly invest; your smile's the treasure, my heart's the quest."

"Are you a high-risk investment? Because I'm ready to risk it all for a return like you."

"If smiles were currency, yours would make you the richest woman in the world. Can I invest in your happiness?"

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I'd love to make an investment."

"So, you're saying a serenade is key? I'd better start warming up my vocals - or perhaps invest in auto-tune."

"If charm were a currency, you'd be my favorite discount—because you're priceless and I'm ready to invest."

Are you a stock market? Because every time I see you, my portfolio of smiles goes up!

Are you a bank loan? Because you have interest and I'm looking to invest in your smile!

I can invest both my time and money on you

Coz you're such e-quity ;)

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest, Zoey. I'd invest in getting to know you better."

"I heard Russian adventures are unforgettable. Shall we make one together?"

Hey Deanna, are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I want to invest.

"Stressed about your business exam? Let's unwind and 'invest' some time in us tonight."

"Nita, your smile is the only currency I'd trade for. How about we invest our time in some intimacy tonight?"

"Wouldn't it be the perfect investment if we discover our love language in the beautiful language of Russia?"

"Ever tried investing in pleasure? With a workaholic playboy like me, trust me, returns are guaranteed."

"Is your name Cash? Because you've just made my heart invest in you!"

Are you a bank? Because you've got all my interest, and I'd invest in you, loyal lady.

"Seeing you is like striking gold; you're the luxurious dream I've been investing my heart in."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I'd like to invest in our future together!

"If happiness was a stock, you'd be the best investment I've ever made. Keep my portfolio smiling!"

"If kindness were a currency, you’d be a billionaire, and I’d love to invest in your heart."

"Are you a business tycoon? Because being with you feels like a sure investment in happiness."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest—marry me and let's invest in forever.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I can't wait to invest in you.

"Just like in marketing, I can't resist investing in a high-value asset like you."

Are you made of gold and silver? Because you're a treasure worth investing in.

Did you hear about the mathematician who invested in smiles? He found it to be quite exponential!