Top 50 Financial Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Financial pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Financial conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.
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It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.
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Hey girl my patronus is a financial statement.
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You are financially responsible for repairing the damage to my floor
Because when I saw your pic my jaw went through the ground
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Wanna decentralize the financial system by creating a distributed ledger system that ensures contracts are executed?
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Hey girl are you the us healthcare system
Because I'd like to get in you and have you been a financial burden for the rest of my life
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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. I am DEBT FREE! Now I can afford you!
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Are you the financial capital of India?
Cause you look like bomb bae (Bombay)!
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Before we do this I have to ask, what sort of tail risk am I looking at?
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Bottom up or top down?
Funny financial pickup lines
Call me your mutual fund, honey. Because with you, I'm showing interest.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Come into my office and let's take a look at your statements.
Did I tell you I'm filthy rich and my mother's dead?
Do you have a bank account? You must! Im saving all my love for you.
Do you like to role play? I'll be the banking industry and you can play the American people.
Future projections put you at overweight but I'm still saying buy tonight
Girl you are so hot you are like my LBO MODEL
Girl, are you a stock? Because you sure like bouncing a lot!
Good thing I just bought term life insurance… because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Hey girl, would you be receptive to my takeover bid?
Hey there, can I WACC you off?
I have an emergency fund and I want to spend a little on you.
I hope I haven't given you the wrong impression. I'm actually taller and richer than I look.
I hope you're a bear, because I'm going to go down on you.
I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!
I never co-sign anything. But I'd love to co-sign your marriage license.
I think you'll find the delta between myself and others to be significant
I want to restructure you
I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.
I'd like to get you and your friends together for a comparables analysis
I'll be your credit if you'll be my debit.
I'll reveal my preferences if you will.