Top 39 Gift Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Gift pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Gift conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. If someone tries to kidnap you

   Please don't resist, or Santa won't be able to deliver my gift.

2. I may not have the spiritual gift of prophecy, but I do see you in my future.

3. Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

4. A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

   I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

5. My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits

6. It ain’t my birthday but you look like a gift to me

   Can I unwrap you? ;)

7. Man: I want to give myself to you.
   Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

8. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) .

   I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.

9. The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes

   And the moon and stars were the gifts you gave To the dark and the empty skies

10. Hey are you a Christmas gift?

    Cause i wanna unwrap you and play with you in my room;)

Funny gift pickup lines

If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.
Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.

Are you a gift card scam?

‘coz i keep falling for you

I bought you a gift for your birthday. It's another 8 cats.

Is it Christmas already?

Coz you just seem to be the best gift I could get.

So where's my belated father's day gift huh? I thought I was Daddy I waited all day yesterday for it

Is today my Birthday?
Coz you are the gift I wanted for long.

It’s the day after Halloween and I honestly didn’t expect Santa to bring me a gift so early

You. You’re the gift.

Girl if I were a gift...

You’re the box I’d want to come in.

It's nearly Christmas...

So will you be my gift this year?

Hey girl are you a gift?

Because I want to open you and pretend that I like you

Are you a gift?

Cause it's my birthday.. and I want to open it privately.

Pickup Line to get any close friend-girl you know!!

I'm currently dating because of this...

You: Hey
Girl: Hey
*you go up to her*
You: Here's your gifts for your baby shower
*kiss her*
Girl: What the heck, what baby shower
You: Oh someday when I'm the father.. ;)
Girl: Ohh <3
*she kisses back*


I won her

Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.

Hey, milady,if you think that horse is gifted.

Judege me by my size, do you? A gifted tongue, I have!

I'll tell you my gift: I'll be your most obedient slave for this hot and sizzling night. Happy Birthday, sexy.

I'm all yours for this night. Know what I mean? Wait tonight for my special gift!

Let's pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Happy Birthday Boss! From your naughty secretary who is going to give a very special gift tonight.

Loving you every day and every night is the only thing I wish for. Get prepared for a couple of sleepless nights with me as your birthday gift! Happy Birthday Darling!

My birthday gift you will get at night, in your bed, which only you can see and feel and others can only imagine! Happy Bday sweety!

My gift will be delayed for awhile. Just wait. It will just come on your doorstep…naked. Happy Birthday hot man.

My lips are like the Blarney Stone. Kiss them for good luck and the gift of the gab.

Is this dance part of eternal life? Cause this time with you is the greatest gift.