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Top 33 Gift Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Gift chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I may not have the spiritual gift of prophecy, but I do see you in my future.

  2. I don't believe in sharing the "gift of God" but I do believe in sharing the gift of orgasms.

  3. Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

  4. A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

    I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

  5. My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits

  6. Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

    Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.

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    Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

  7. Man: I want to give myself to you.
    Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

  8. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) .

    I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.

  9. If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

    Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.

  10. I bought you a gift for your birthday. It's another 8 cats.

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What is a Gift pickup line?

Funny gift pickup lines

Is today my Birthday?
Coz you are the gift I wanted for long.

It’s the day after Halloween and I honestly didn’t expect Santa to bring me a gift so early

You. You’re the gift.

Girl if I were a gift...

You’re the box I’d want to come in.

It's nearly Christmas...

So will you be my gift this year?

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This is a funny Gift pickup line!

Are you a gift?

Cause it's my birthday.. and I want to open it privately.

Pickup Line to get any close friend-girl you know!!
I'm currently dating because of this...

You: Hey
Girl: Hey
*you go up to her*
You: Here's your gifts for your baby shower
*kiss her*
Girl: What the heck, what baby shower
You: Oh someday when I'm the father.. ;)
Girl: Ohh <3
*she kisses back*


I won her

I hope you like the gift,

but I can give you the one for new life.

Hey, milady,if you think that horse is gifted.

Judege me by my size, do you? A gifted tongue, I have!

I'll tell you my gift: I'll be your most obedient slave for this hot and sizzling night. Happy Birthday, sexy.

I'm all yours for this night. Know what I mean? Wait tonight for my special gift!

Let's pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Happy Birthday Boss! From your naughty secretary who is going to give a very special gift tonight.

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Working Gift tinder opener

My birthday gift you will get at night, in your bed, which only you can see and feel and others can only imagine! Happy Bday sweety!

My gift will be delayed for awhile. Just wait. It will just come on your doorstep…naked. Happy Birthday hot man.

My lips are like the Blarney Stone. Kiss them for good luck and the gift of the gab.

Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.

Is this dance part of eternal life? Cause this time with you is the greatest gift.

If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine's gift to you.

Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.

I used to buy Roblox gift cards, now I just straight charge my credit card.

I think I just met the 13th gift of the Holy Spirit.