Top 33 Gift Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Gift chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I may not have the spiritual gift of prophecy, but I do see you in my future.

2. I don't believe in sharing the "gift of God" but I do believe in sharing the gift of orgasms.

3. Man: I can give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

4. A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

   I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

5. My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits

6. Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

   Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.
   
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   Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

7. Man: I want to give myself to you.
   Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

8. If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

   Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.

9. I bought you a gift for your birthday. It's another 8 cats.

10. Is today my Birthday?

    Coz you are the gift I wanted for long.

Funny gift pickup lines

Hey girl are you a Dino?
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

It’s the day after Halloween and I honestly didn’t expect Santa to bring me a gift so early

You. You’re the gift.

Girl if I were a gift...

You’re the box I’d want to come in.

It's nearly Christmas...

So will you be my gift this year?

Hey girl are you a gift?

Because I want to open you and pretend that I like you

Are you a gift?

Cause it's my birthday.. and I want to open it privately.

Pickup Line to get any close friend-girl you know!!
I'm currently dating because of this...

You: Hey
Girl: Hey
*you go up to her*
You: Here's your gifts for your baby shower
*kiss her*
Girl: What the heck, what baby shower
You: Oh someday when I'm the father.. ;)
Girl: Ohh <3
*she kisses back*


I won her

I hope you like the gift,

but I can give you the one for new life.

Hey, milady,if you think that horse is gifted.

Judege me by my size, do you? A gifted tongue, I have!

I'll tell you my gift: I'll be your most obedient slave for this hot and sizzling night. Happy Birthday, sexy.

I'm all yours for this night. Know what I mean? Wait tonight for my special gift!

Let's pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Happy Birthday Boss! From your naughty secretary who is going to give a very special gift tonight.

Loving you every day and every night is the only thing I wish for. Get prepared for a couple of sleepless nights with me as your birthday gift! Happy Birthday Darling!

My birthday gift you will get at night, in your bed, which only you can see and feel and others can only imagine! Happy Bday sweety!

My gift will be delayed for awhile. Just wait. It will just come on your doorstep…naked. Happy Birthday hot man.

My lips are like the Blarney Stone. Kiss them for good luck and the gift of the gab.

Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.

Is this dance part of eternal life? Cause this time with you is the greatest gift.

If peeing on me makes you happy, consider it my Valentine's gift to you.

Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.

I used to buy Roblox gift cards, now I just straight charge my credit card.

I think I just met the 13th gift of the Holy Spirit.