Top 50 Giving Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Giving pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you my homework?
‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.
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Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.
So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.
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When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?
Because I want to give my heart to you
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Are you a broken traffic light?
Cause you keep giving mixed signals
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Are you Saturn ?
Cause I’ll admire seeing you with that ring ( giving her my ring )
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Are you a piano?
Cause I’m about to give you a D major and hope a minor comes out
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For those with balls of steel
Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
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What to actually say when approaching somebody
A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips.
The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation.
Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible.
**Openers**
A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?”
If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.”
I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy.
A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course.
You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity.
If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target.
If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following:
“Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky.
“So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin)
“Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?”
If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works.
Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going.
“Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?”
“What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with).
“What brings you here tonight?”
“Have you been here before?”
“Are you having a fun night?”
“How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people)
For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.”
If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it.
**Deep conversation subjects**
Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions.
What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading)
Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true)
What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter)
What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem)
If you could be any celebrity, who would you be?
What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like)
What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is)
What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM).
What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying)
What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people)
What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time).
Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion.
Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability.
You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad.
The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc…
**Topics to Stay Away From**
Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well. -
Can I give you a kiss?...
If you don't like it you can return it.
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Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?
Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.
Funny giving pickup lines
Are you giving me a stroke?
Because you are only making my right hand want to move
If you were my waitress
I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.
Hey girl, are you the Terms and Conditions?
Cause I don't give a fuck about what you say
I'm no organ donor, but...
I'd love to give you my heart.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour...
Spread your legs and give me an hour
I'm no mathematician but
I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
My dick is such a gentleman
It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit
Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?
Because your smoking
Hey girl are you 1929?
Because you give me the Great Depression.
I'll give you black eyeliner if you have sex with me.
Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box
Just dance on over to me, I'll give you some bad romance.
Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?
I'll give you my number, then you have a call option.
Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a deep bang.
I ain’t got four leaves, baby, but if you pluck me, I’ll give you luck!
How about I give you a golden crown dear?
Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!
I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.
I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.
You give me nipples like lead bullets. Not silver ones.
Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.
I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.