I can give you 8 inches. It's just that

You will get it in 2 installments.

Can I sing my ABC's to you?

I give you an A, because you're Awesome.
A B, because you're Beautiful.
A C, because you're Confident.
And I'll give you a D, because you deserve it.

Edit: Fixed a typo.

Girl, are you decaying wood?

Because I’m a fun-gi and, if you give me a chance, I will grow on you.

Your body got 206 bones, mind if i give you one more?

Since you already work in a bakery

Can you whip me?

Can you give those hot buns?

Can you whip some cream for me?

Can I give you a kiss?...

If you don't like it you can return it.

Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable e**... for hours till I die.

Are you giving me a s**...?

Because you are only making my right hand want to move

I'm no o**... donor, but...

I'd love to give you my heart.

I’m not a dentist

But i’ll give you a filling

Are you an exotic pet dealer?

Because you give me butterflies

Roses are red, Lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour

I’m bad at math

But I can give you the value you deserve

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Are you a coin ?

Coz there's 50 percent chance of you giving me head .
(Add tonight at last maybe)

Hey let's flip a coin and you give me whatever comes up .

Are you a train?

Cuz I’m about to give you a railing

Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?

Because your smoking

Hey girl are you 1929?

Because you give me the Great Depression.

As a kid I used to chase butterflys, never thought you'd give me them for free

Girl I'd love to give you Hi5

The 5 is in roman numerals

I'll give you black eyeliner if you have kiss with me.

Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...

Just dance on over to me, I'll give you some bad romance.

I'll give you my number, then you have a call option.

Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?

Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a deep bang.

Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!

I ain’t got four leaves, baby, but if you pluck me, I’ll give you luck!

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.

You give me n**... like lead bullets. Not silver ones.

Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

Knock Knock Who's there? Al!

Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! 

Your under arrest for not giving me your number.

Give me the red pill so I know it's real.

I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.

When you make my meter spin backward, I always know you'll give me full credit for it...

Hey girl, I'll give you a delay of game warning.

You like chocolates?

Cuz I can give it to you the Milky Way

Knock Knock Who's there? Honey bee!

Honey bee who? Honey bee a doll and give me dem digits. 

I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.

I want to give you olive my love.

Baby, are you a mokuton user? Because you’re giving me wood.

If I were to rate you, I'd give you a 3.14 because you're as sweet as pi.

You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.

You're giving me sunstroke, baby, cause you're hotter than the Sagolii.

I've got just the straight block to give you that line.

Did you hear about the cream smeared on the Mona Lisa?

Or should I give you a demonstration?

Normally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by guards, but I'll let it go if you give me my heart back.

Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

I didn't get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?

I can give you a rose and keep you safe, like I'm Tuxedo Mask.

Roses are red

Roses are red, lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

I used to chase butterflies as a kid. I never knew you'd give them to me for free!

Hey baby, i know you don't need external validation, but I want to give you some anyway.

I'm giving free breast cancer examinations, could u pls take off ur bra.

I wanna give you the most unique seed you've ever had.

You're giving me an exothermic reaction in my pants.

I think you’re giving me vital spirit, because I could never get tired of you.

Let me be your restriction endonuclease and I'll give you sticky ends.

I'm thinking about getting a pet frog.

I could feed it all the butterflies you're giving me.

Hey, I’ll give you a great example of physical geography.

Give me the OK and I’ll explode all over you.

Colgate or Crest?

That's groovy but I'm tryna give you o**... b

I'll give you a night you won't believe.

You've unjustly enriched me-please let me give you some restitution.

Oh! are you craving pizza, because I'll gladly give you a pizz a this d*ck.

Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.

Hey girl you can call me Zidane

Coz i can give you my head when it matters most

You look better with my drink in your hand, now give it to me.

You are from Yeman, so do say Yeman give it to me?

Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

Hey baby. You better have Tac Resist on. Because I'm about to give you a 9-Bang.

Hi, I’m new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.

Are you a tree?

Because punching you gives me wood.

My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours and for you to give me a little pump action.

They call me the Blizzard....

Because after i give ya 8" its hard to walk around.

In a few minutes you’ll be giving me everything.

Are you a mallet player? Cause you're giving me good vibes.

Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.

I'd give all my diamonds & my emeralds. I'd fight the Ender Dragon, I'd get shot by a Skeleton, just to be with you.

You give me more butterflies than a places call.

Was your ex an o**... donor?

Its good u left him Coz you cant be with a guy who can’t even give you his heart

I'd treat you like my homework

Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.

Are you dressed up as a tree baby? Cause you're giving me wood.

I might have to cast Invisibility to hide the Daedric hard on you give me.

Are you a guillotine?

Because I want you to give me head…

On our anniversary I’ll give you a beautiful red Roselia.

Are you Winnie-the-Pooh?

Because you're giving me The Hundred Acre Wood right now.

In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!

Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Canoe!

Canoe who? Canoe give some loving?

Knock knock! Who's there? Butch.

Butch who? Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.

Girl are you a polar vortex? Cause you give me the chills.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

If Looks could kill

You would give h**... a run for his money

Hey babe, could you give my voting lever a little pull?

I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...

I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.

Quit Stalin and give me your number.

Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good ... belay.

You give me a ressurection.

Call me Amazon Prime

Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast

Mr Sendman! Send me some n**...

Not just from yourself but all other dudes.
Give you some head like roses and clover.
Tell you your loneliest nights are over.

Hey girl...let's play find the dinosaur. I'll give you a clue. It's in my pants.

I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.

Are you thirsty? Cause I can give you the Sunny-D

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me a chance and I’ll put a baby in you

I'll give you my buckle and show you my Plymouth Rock.

You’re so sweet, you’re giving my dentures cavities.

Looks like i am in range of your Hotspot,

So how about you give me access.

Hey girl, are you osteoporosis?

Because you're giving me a serious bone condition

I would give anything if you were two people, so I could call up the one who is my friend and tell her about the one I like so much.

Here miss, let me give you a hand.

Are you bifrost? Because i feel sad if u give me the cold shoulder...

I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

I give 'door-busters' a whole new meaning.

I’m lost.

Can you give me directions to your heart?

I'd give up my discounted LED TV for a kiss from you.

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

Never gonna give u up, never gonna let u down

Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.

You're like a tricuspid valve to me because you give me life.

Are you a boxer? [No] Well, how about getting on your knees and giving me two blows to the head?

Do you work at Subway? Because you’re giving me a footlong.

Space Mountain is open for the night and I'll give you a free ride.

I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.