I can give you 8 inches. It's just that

You will get it in 2 installments.

Can I sing my ABC's to you?

I give you an A, because you're Awesome.
A B, because you're Beautiful.
A C, because you're Confident.
And I'll give you a D, because you deserve it.

Edit: Fixed a typo.

Girl, are you decaying wood?

Because I’m a fun-gi and, if you give me a chance, I will grow on you.

Your body got 206 bones, mind if i give you one more?

Since you already work in a bakery

Can you whip me?

Can you give those hot buns?

Can you whip some cream for me?

Can I give you a kiss?...

If you don't like it you can return it.

Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable e**... for hours till I die.

Are you giving me a s**...?

Because you are only making my right hand want to move

I'm no o**... donor, but...

I'd love to give you my heart.

I’m not a dentist

But i’ll give you a filling

Are you an exotic pet dealer?

Because you give me butterflies

Roses are red, Lemons are sour...

Spread your legs and give me an hour

I’m bad at math

But I can give you the value you deserve

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Are you a coin ?

Coz there's 50 percent chance of you giving me head .
(Add tonight at last maybe)

Hey let's flip a coin and you give me whatever comes up .

Are you a train?

Cuz I’m about to give you a railing

Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?

Because your smoking

Hey girl are you 1929?

Because you give me the Great Depression.

As a kid I used to chase butterflys, never thought you'd give me them for free

Girl I'd love to give you Hi5

The 5 is in roman numerals

I'll give you black eyeliner if you have kiss with me.

Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...

Just dance on over to me, I'll give you some bad romance.

Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?

I'll give you my number, then you have a call option.

Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a deep bang.

Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!

How about I give you a golden crown dear?

I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.

You give me n**... like lead bullets. Not silver ones.

Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.

You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

Knock Knock Who's there? Al!

Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! 

Your under arrest for not giving me your number.

Give me the red pill so I know it's real.

When you make my meter spin backward, I always know you'll give me full credit for it...

I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.

You like chocolates?

Cuz I can give it to you the Milky Way

Hey girl, I'll give you a delay of game warning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Honey bee!

Honey bee who? Honey bee a doll and give me dem digits. 

I want to give you olive my love.

I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.

Baby, are you a mokuton user? Because you’re giving me wood.

If I were to rate you, I'd give you a 3.14 because you're as sweet as pi.

You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.

You may be a zombie, but I'd love you to give ME brains.

I've got just the straight block to give you that line.

Did you hear about the cream smeared on the Mona Lisa?

Or should I give you a demonstration?

Normally the punishment for theft is brutal execution by guards, but I'll let it go if you give me my heart back.

Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

Roses are red

Roses are red, lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

I can give you a rose and keep you safe, like I'm Tuxedo Mask.

I didn't get enough stuffing today, think you could give me some more?

I used to chase butterflies as a kid. I never knew you'd give them to me for free!

Hey baby, i know you don't need external validation, but I want to give you some anyway.

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

I wanna give you the most unique seed you've ever had.

You're giving me an exothermic reaction in my pants.

Let me be your restriction endonuclease and I'll give you sticky ends.

I think you’re giving me vital spirit, because I could never get tired of you.

I'm thinking about getting a pet frog.

I could feed it all the butterflies you're giving me.

Give me the OK and I’ll explode all over you.

Hey, I’ll give you a great example of physical geography.

Colgate or Crest?

That's groovy but I'm tryna give you o**... b

I'll give you a night you won't believe.

Oh! are you craving pizza, because I'll gladly give you a pizz a this d*ck.

You've unjustly enriched me-please let me give you some restitution.

Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.

Hey girl you can call me Zidane

Coz i can give you my head when it matters most

You look better with my drink in your hand, now give it to me.

You are from Yeman, so do say Yeman give it to me?

Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

Hi, I’m new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.

Hey baby. You better have Tac Resist on. Because I'm about to give you a 9-Bang.

Are you a tree?

Because punching you gives me wood.

My health is low and I have no shield and no weapon.

The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours and for you to give me a little pump action.

Knock knock! Who's there? Justin.

Justin who? Justin time to give you a kiss.

In a few minutes you’ll be giving me everything.

Are you a mallet player? Cause you're giving me good vibes.

I'd give all my diamonds & my emeralds. I'd fight the Ender Dragon, I'd get shot by a Skeleton, just to be with you.

Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.

I'd treat you like my homework

Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.

Was your ex an o**... donor?

Its good u left him Coz you cant be with a guy who can’t even give you his heart

You give me more butterflies than a places call.

Hey baby, wanna come over here and give the librarian something to shush?

I might have to cast Invisibility to hide the Daedric hard on you give me.

On our anniversary I’ll give you a beautiful red Roselia.

Are you a guillotine?

Because I want you to give me head…

Are you Winnie-the-Pooh?

Because you're giving me The Hundred Acre Wood right now.

In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!

Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Canoe!

Canoe who? Canoe give some loving?

Knock knock! Who's there? Butch.

Butch who? Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.

Girl are you a polar vortex? Cause you give me the chills.

If Looks could kill

You would give h**... a run for his money

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...

Hey babe, could you give my voting lever a little pull?

Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good ... belay.

Quit Stalin and give me your number.

I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.

You give me a ressurection.

Call me Amazon Prime

Cuz if you give me orders I’ll come fast

Hey girl...let's play find the dinosaur. I'll give you a clue. It's in my pants.

Mr Sendman! Send me some n**...

Not just from yourself but all other dudes.
Give you some head like roses and clover.
Tell you your loneliest nights are over.

Are you thirsty? Cause I can give you the Sunny-D

I wanna rope you, but I don't want to give you rope burn.

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me a chance and I’ll put a baby in you

You’re so sweet, you’re giving my dentures cavities.

I'll give you my buckle and show you my Plymouth Rock.

Looks like i am in range of your Hotspot,

So how about you give me access.

Hey girl, are you osteoporosis?

Because you're giving me a serious bone condition

I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

Are you bifrost? Because i feel sad if u give me the cold shoulder...

Here miss, let me give you a hand.

I would give anything if you were two people, so I could call up the one who is my friend and tell her about the one I like so much.

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

Never gonna give u up, never gonna let u down

I'd give up my discounted LED TV for a kiss from you.

I’m lost.

Can you give me directions to your heart?

I give 'door-busters' a whole new meaning.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

Do you work at Subway? Because you’re giving me a footlong.

Are you a boxer? [No] Well, how about getting on your knees and giving me two blows to the head?

You're like a tricuspid valve to me because you give me life.

Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.

I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.

Space Mountain is open for the night and I'll give you a free ride.