Top 50 Taking Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Taking pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Taking conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

   But they don't allow to bring your own snacks.
   
   Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol

2. I just cleaned my whole house and now I'm the only trash left

   Will you take me out?

3. Roses are red, you're so great...

   Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date

4. If we play among us can I be the impostor?

   Because I want to take you out

5. Are you a library book?

   Because I'd like to check you out, take you home and get to know you better

6. I would take you to the movies

   But no outside snacks allowed

7. Let's play a game,

   Winner takes loser home.

8. I wanted to take you to the movies...

   But I don't think I could look away from you long enough to see one.

9. Call me spongebob

   Because I'll take you to the beach and make you sandy cheeks

10. Are you 5.56 ammunition?

    Because when I go to school you allways end up in my head
    
    
    
    Note:
    number In my country is 833-456-4566 don't take your anger out on yourself or others:)
    
    To the guy that contacted u/Redditcareresources I'm extremely flattered but I'm okay but bless your heart

Funny taking pickup lines

I would take you to a movie... but
They won’t let you bring your own snack!

Hey girl, I would take you to the movies

But we’re not allowed to bring snacks.

Do you know how I like my women ?

Like covid.


19, breath taking and easily spread

Hey, you are looking hot and suspicious

I need to take you out and inspect you.

I’d like to take you to the movies

But they say your not aloud to bring in your own snack

Are you a garbage can? Cause id like to take you out some time....
Then after I put my load in you it’s back down to the streets you go.

Are you a cup of yogurt

Cause i wanna take off your top and eat your insides

You must be a high test score...

Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

I wish I could take you to the movies

But they won’t let me bring my own snack

Are you a toaster

Cause I wanna go take a bath with you

The earth’s atmosphere is 21% oxygen

And you still take my breath away

Hey are you my appendix?

Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.

Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb?

Cause I wanna take you out

Are you a gas chamber ?

Cause you are taking my breath away

Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

You're so beautiful...

Should I take you out to eat or just eat you out.

Are you a plugged in toaster , cause I wanna take a bath with you

Are you pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

Because not only are you smoking hot, you take my breath away.

Hey ma are you a toaster?

Because I'd love to take a bath with you

Can you take me to the doctor?

Because i broke my leg falling for you ;)

Did you just spin kick my trachea?

Cause you take my breath away

I can take your floppy disk

And turn it into a hard drive

Are you asthma?

Cause you take my breath away.