Top 50 Taking Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Taking chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Let's play a game,

   Winner takes loser home.

2. Hey, you are looking hot and suspicious

   I need to take you out and inspect you.

3. I like to take free things

   And if you're free I'll take you out sometime

4. Are you a cup of yogurt

   Cause i wanna take off your top and eat your insides

5. You must be a high test score...

   Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

6. I wish I could take you to the movies

   But they won’t let me bring my own snack

7. Are you a toaster

   Cause I wanna go take a bath with you

8. The earth’s atmosphere is 21% oxygen

   And you still take my breath away

9. Hey are you my appendix?

   Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.

10. Have you got a good memory?

    Because I'm gonna take a *megabyte* out of your ass

Funny taking pickup lines

Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb?
Cause I wanna take you out

Are you a gas chamber ?

Cause you are taking my breath away

Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

Hey ma are you a toaster?

Because I'd love to take a bath with you

Can you take me to the doctor?

Because i broke my leg falling for you ;)

Did you just spin kick my trachea?

Cause you take my breath away

I can take your floppy disk
And turn it into a hard drive

Are you asthma?

Cause you take my breath away.

If Coronavirus dosent take you out

Can I?

Best ever, tested and works

(when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

Hey girl, are you the archduke of Austria on the day of june 28, 1914?

Cuz I wanna take you out

Roses are red, violets are blue...

I have a gun and I’m taking you

Let us take independence from our clothes!

I can't take it, you're just so well designed.

Is your name Heskey?

Because I would love to take you out for Emile.

Take care for now I bring chaos... with my fists!

Babe, let me take you to Australia.

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

Hey your trash can i take you out sometime?

Take it from me sweetheart, Chuck Norris ain’t got nuthin on me!

Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.

Lets escape from the world together and take all the rez back roads.

Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u'll take your Falsetto an octive higher.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

Shall we take part in a co-decision procedure... your amendments first?