Top 50 Bringing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bringing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

   But they don't allow to bring your own snacks.
   
   Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol

2. I wish I could take you to the movies

   But they won’t let me bring my own snack

3. Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

   So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

4. Let's say we turn this lil spark we have here into a fire back at my place;

   I'll bring the wood

5. If you were a library book, I'd never bring you back.

6. I'll issue us a bond with equity warrants. It'll bring us closer and you can own all of me.

7. Take care for now I bring chaos... with my fists!

8. Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.

9. Is your name yorick? Cuz Evanescence isn't the only one who brings me to life.

10. I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.

Funny bringing pickup lines

The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.

I'll bring you a sammich during plant/harvest.

You better bring a diamond pickaxe to my house. Cause there's obsidian in my pants.

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

Bring your imaginary friend.

Stand a little closer, baby, and I'll bring palpitations to your liver.

I didn't bring you roses because it's not the season and contributes to neo-colonialism.

Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

Can your bring your feelings for me to church on Tuesday night? Because I’m damn sure it’s mutual.

You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?

I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.

Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I'll straighten it right out.

Baby im like a snowstorm...

I bring you 6-8 inches overnight and make it mildey Inconvenient for you to walk in the morning.

Baby, bring your lips closer cause I can't read them.

I wish I can take you to the movies,

But they don't allow me to bring my own snacks.

Your blue skin brings out the color of your eyes.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

Hey miss, I need you to come with me. I told my mother I'd bring her something beautiful from the powwow.

Hey im having a BBQ on the weekend.

*I'll bring the sausage you bring the sizzle.*

Did you bring your luge with you?

If you'll be my beauty... I'll let you bring the Beast out in me.