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Top 20 Back To School Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Back To School pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Back To School conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!

  2. I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.

  3. Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  4. If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.

  5. I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.

  6. Let's go back to my place and get you out of that high school art project.

  7. Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

  8. Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

  9. That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.

  10. You're like an AP physics exam, you’ve got great curves.

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What's a pretty girl like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.

Summer must be over, because I can tell you’re about to Fall for me.

You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day. Do you like Chemistry? Because I've got my ion you!

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I heard you were banned from school lunches for being so sweet.

Dam gurl, is your name class?
Cause you got me wanting to go back to school.

You must be a perfect test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

Girl, you take me back to elementary school.

I say my ABC’s to you.

I give you an A because you’re awesome.
I give you a B because you’re beautiful.
I give you a C because you’re confident.
And, I give you this D because... you deserve it.

I can infer from the way you're looking at me that you'll be coming back to my place tonight!