Top 50 Homework Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Homework pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you my homework?
‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.
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Girl are you my homework?
Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
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Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.
Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
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Hey are you Maths Homework
Because i want to subtract your clothes divide your legs and hope we dont multiply.
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You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.
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Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.
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I can do your math homework for you...
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I wish i was your science homework, because I would be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk~
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I'd treat you like my homework
Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.
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Hey girl, are you my homework?
Because I will think about you all week and do you at the last minute.
Funny homework pickup lines
I wish I was your math homework
Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Are you homework? Because I'm not doing you
But I know that I should be
Are you homework?
Because I wanna do you until i cry
Hey girl, are you my homework?
Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream.
Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
You remind me of my homework
Cause I’m not doing you, but I should be
Is your name homework?
Cause im not doing you but i should be
Is your name homework? Cuz I'm not doing you and I should be.
Hey, can you help me with my homework?
We can go to my place and do it.
Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.
Are you my homework?
Because I’m not doing you right now, but I should be.
Is you name Homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you, but I should be!
Damn girl, are you my homework?
Because I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long
Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework
Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.
Are you my homework?
Cuz I just have to do you.
Want me to treat you like my homework?
I'll slam you on the table and do you all night
Are you my homework?
Cause I should be doing you but I'm not
Homework can be stressful
You're like my homework.
I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.
I've got a bunch of chores and homework to do
But you're still first on my to do list
If you were my homework I'd do you on a table.
Girl, you could be my homework, I slap you on the table and do you all night
Are you my homework?
Cause I'll be doing you later tonight
Are you homework?
Cuz your all im missing
Are you my homework
Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being