Top 50 Homework Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Homework chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you my homework?

   ‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.

2. Girl are you my homework?

   Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

3. You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

4. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

5. I can do your math homework for you...

6. Hey girl, are you my homework?

   Because I will think about you all week and do you at the last minute.

7. I wish I was your math homework

   Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

8. Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

9. Is your name homework?

   Cause im not doing you but i should be

10. Is your name homework? Cuz I'm not doing you and I should be.

Funny homework pickup lines

Hey, can you help me with my homework?
We can go to my place and do it.

Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.

Damn girl, are you my homework?

Because I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long

Are you my homework?

Because I’m not doing you right now, but I should be.

Is you name Homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you, but I should be!

Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework

Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

Are you my homework?
Cuz I just have to do you.

Homework can be stressful

You're like my homework.
I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Are you my homework?

Cause I should be doing you but I'm not

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

Hey girl, are you my homework?

'Cause I wanna' slam you on the table and do you all night



(You've probably seen this one before but it's one of my personal favorites so I just wanted to share it!)

I wish i was your Math homework...

Because then i would be hard and you would be doing me on your desk ;)

I wish I were your calculus homework

So I'd be hard and you'd do me all night on the desk

Are you my homework?

Cuz I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long.

Are you my homework? Because I could just watch a video but I really need the practice

My own take on the classic set up

If you were my homework

I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk

Are you my physics homework

Because id be watching netflix while doing you all night long.

Are you Homework?

Cause imma spend all night doing you

Is your name homework?

'cause i wanna lay you on my desk and do you all night.

The difference between you and your homework

I never planned upon doing your homework

Hey girl, are you missed homework?

Because I feel a need to do you before the weekend is over

For College Students

I wanna do you like I do you like my homework, slam you down and do you all night!

You're like my homework...

I can't be arsed to do you ;)

Hey girl are you my homework...

Because I wanna flip you over on my desk and do you until the next morning

You're the type of person thats like homework

You're boring to talk to
I neglect you
But at the last moment...
I ANGRILY THROW U ON A TABLE AND DO YOU LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
But i have to warn you, I'm on trial for raping a genius blind girl...