Top 50 Homework Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Homework pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you my homework?

   ‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.

2. Girl are you my homework?

   Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

3. You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

4. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

5. I can do your math homework for you...

6. Hey girl, are you my homework?

   Because I will think about you all week and do you at the last minute.

7. I wish I was your math homework

   Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

8. You remind me of my homework

   Cause I’m not doing you, but I should be

9. Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

10. Is your name homework?

    Cause im not doing you but i should be

Funny homework pickup lines

Is your name homework? Cuz I'm not doing you and I should be.

Hey, can you help me with my homework?

We can go to my place and do it.

Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.

Are you my homework?

Because I’m not doing you right now, but I should be.

Damn girl, are you my homework?

Because I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long

Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework
Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

Are you my homework?

Cuz I just have to do you.

Are you my homework?

Cause I should be doing you but I'm not

Homework can be stressful

You're like my homework.
I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Are you my homework?

Cause I'll be doing you later tonight

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

Are you homework?

Cuz your all im missing

Hey girl, are you my homework?

'Cause I wanna' slam you on the table and do you all night



(You've probably seen this one before but it's one of my personal favorites so I just wanted to share it!)

I wish I were your calculus homework

So I'd be hard and you'd do me all night on the desk

I wish i was your Math homework...

Because then i would be hard and you would be doing me on your desk ;)

Are you my homework?

Cuz I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long.

If you were my homework

I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk

Are you my homework? Because I could just watch a video but I really need the practice

My own take on the classic set up

Are you Homework?

Cause imma spend all night doing you

I'm doing my homework right now.

But I'd rather be doing you.

Are you my physics homework

Because id be watching netflix while doing you all night long.

Is your name homework?

'cause i wanna lay you on my desk and do you all night.

The difference between you and your homework

I never planned upon doing your homework