The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 39 Interview Pick Up lines

Get the girl or guy that you have been interested in. Use these funny and cheesy interview pick up lines to help you flirt and impress. Take advantage of these flirty and dirty pick up lines for interviews to help you land your perfect job. These are the best interview pick up lines to use for any job interview.

  1. Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

  2. Want to come over for a job and sex?

  3. Are you from Tennessee?

    Because you're the only TEN I see.

    *Heard this in a game interview*

  4. Are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.

  5. Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

  6. Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

  7. Babe, you are the only nightshift that I want.

  8. Do you have a few minutes for me to get personal with you?

  9. Babe, you are looking for a hands on guy? Because I will work my kiss off in you.

  10. Babe, are you looking for a hard worker? Because I could sure fill in your opening.

Working interview pickup lines

This one is really good
I'm writing a term paper on the fine things in life.
I was wondering if I could interview you?

What position are you looking for? Front or back?

Hey, do you mind if I interview you for a girlfriend position?

Baby, I have all the time for you in the world. I am unemployed.

I'm doing a report on the finer things in life...

Mind if I interview you?

Girl, did you lose your job? I got a ton of unemployed pick up lines. But none of them work.

Would you like to date a coworker? If the answer is yes you will be hired.

Girl, I need help finding something, your phone number.

Babe, you should come work your kiss for me.

Are you looking for a job where you can work from home? My home.

I was unemployed before I met you, now my only job is to take care of you.

Girl, do you work remotely? In my bed.

Babe, you are the perfect job for me to fit in.

Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I see you as my future wife.

Girl, I got both skilled labor and skilled finger. Ready for the probation period.

Girl, I got a job for you to do. Me.

Girl, when can I start work that sweet body of yours?

Did you just get laid off? It's ok, you can still get laid in my bed.

Looking for a job? I could help with that.

Babe, I have an opening in my heart for you.

I want to avoid interview-style conversation

Asking too many question, interview style conversation wil most likely make the guy a chaser.

How to avoid this?

Are there any good conversation scripts out there I can take a look for my guidance?

Don’t lie on your personal history interview. You wouldn’t want to mess with perfection.

Excuse me.....Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you... and then if I could have a first hand experience dancing with you