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Top 40 Approach Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Approach pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Im like mosquitoes. Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.

  2. Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

  3. Permission to approach the bench (or Can I bench you)?

  4. Since distance=velocity x time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.

  5. I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

  6. To be used on strangers

    Approach target on either left/ right side the say "Hey do you believe in love at 1st sight?"
    If she says no, do a quick spin around to the other side from her back and say "How about at 2nd sight?"
    Hope this works!

  7. I have a grand strategy for you: do you prefer a top-down or bottom-up approach?

  8. Are you from Tennessee?

    Cause it was very whisky approaching you

  9. Is this a good pickup line?

    I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

  10. WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

    Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

    For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

    The question is:

    What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

    To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

    First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

    Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

    Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

    What are you lacking?

    What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

    Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

    Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

    What skills do I need to get?

    At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

    Why do I feel this in this moment?

    Go deeper.

    What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

    Why do I feel this way?

    Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

    Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

    Check what triggers you.

    Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

    What was the previous time that you felt that?

    And before that time when did you feel that?

    Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

    Try to meditate everyday:

    Think about what are you escaping.

    Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

    When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

    Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

    Accept them and let them go.

    You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

    Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

    Peace out

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Funny approach pickup lines

Since velocity multiplied by time equals to distance
Let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Under what conditions do you think it's impossible to approach?

...assuming you're thinking of getting a good result.

“Call to action”

I need people to keep me accountable. I am using the natural program, by max. It would be cool to keep each other accountable, before approaching women. It’s cool practice to talk to each other to get in a talking vibe, before approaching women. My number is +15753139675. Please! Text me your name or PUA name. I need to be social before talking to women. My name is Armondo

You must be from Tokelau…

because it Tokelau-ng time for me to gain enough courage to approach you.

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Spontaneous eye is a sign ....

...that two people should talk.

I had an epiphany today and thought I'd share with you all.
Ive come to the realization that a guy should never resist from talking to the girl he finds attractive, I mean ever. Whether it's a stranger or a chick from your social circle. You can take it as far you want but the least he must do it introduce himself. Otherwise he's not man enough. It's feminine to hold your impulse, have second thoughts and conspire within. Blast your approach anxiety and put yourself out there. That's how become more masculine, more confident and be the man.
If you don't go for what you want, some asshole will.

Don't wait for your soulmate and waste your life. Don't be choosy, Attraction should be clue enough to make a move. If the girl's personality or nature sucks you can always next her later.

Just my 2 cents for my Bros.
Cheers
bRo.

*approaches girl in astronaut suit*
Girl: Why are you dressed like that?

Me: You take my breath away.

Under what conditions do you think it'a impossible to approach?

...assuming you think it is possible to get a good result.

Cold approach

Any puas in china nanjing wanna do some cold approach

You see a girl and her friends sitting in the metro and you approach them

Hi, (looking at the girl and then looking over at her friends) you have the rest of your lives to get to know her, but for me, i just got these few minutes, so can i have her?

If you let me approach, I'll impeach you with a big contra-dick-tion

We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.

I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

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Working Approach tinder opener

I'm real shy and it took a lot of guts to approach you. May I buy you a drink and talk to you?

DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR INNER BELIEFS?

This is not a process that comes in one day.

This is how I went about it.

One thing you must do is to be constantly learning.

Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation.

You must be always questioning what they are saying don´t just accept what they say at face value.

Even experts have their own blind spots!!

While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions.

So how did I shift my paradigm?

I was always curious.

You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it.

For me it was always about questioning.

When I saw other behaviors, I asked:

“Where am I doing that?"

"Where am I acting like that?”

It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up.

Until you bring it to your awareness!!

Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask “why should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal.

Is there a way to see myself that is better?

I Was always questioning myself and pushing.

Don´t assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it.

Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing?

What alternatives are there?

What reality am I assuming to be true?

For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard.

Is it really?

Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea?

Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun.

You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in.

Instead of just thinking what “did I do wrong. I am so stupid”. You can think “what was fun in this interaction?”

Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing.

Are you always questioning yourself: “WHY AM I DOING THIS?”

A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask “WHY” several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why.

After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community.

I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process.

Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count.

When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think.

Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy.

What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced.

Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. You’re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more.

You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift.

When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results.

Hope it was helpful

Peace

How the hell do I approach such a precious dream? … You got me feeling like I'm choking on a wedding ring and I ain't even made an introduction yet or anything. (Pack It Up)

Excuse me girl, where I can buy men's stockings? I did not approach you to ask where I can buy men`s pantyhose. Actually I approached you, because you are my type of a woman. I really like you

I just came to this shopping mall to meet my friend and I saw you. I thought I would make a mistake if I did not approach you. And what are you doing at this shopping mall?

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you. (For the nerdy runner.)

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.

Girl quit playing so defensive; I'm just tryna approach you.

Approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder: If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or...(put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder) THIS shoulder?

I know just how to approach you: I will spike you hard and fast.

My pants are approaching escape velocity.