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Top 38 Approach Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Approach pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Approach conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. How do i approach the girl next door who's constantly staring (kinda throwing signs) since a week?

  2. Im like mosquitoes. Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.

  3. Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

  4. Permission to approach the bench (or Can I bench you)?

  5. Since distance=velocity x time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.

  6. Are you the speed of light?

    Because as I approach you, time slows down.

  7. I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

  8. To be used on strangers

    Approach target on either left/ right side the say "Hey do you believe in love at 1st sight?"
    If she says no, do a quick spin around to the other side from her back and say "How about at 2nd sight?"
    Hope this works!

  9. Are you from Tennessee?

    Cause it was very whisky approaching you

  10. I have a grand strategy for you: do you prefer a top-down or bottom-up approach?

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What is a Approach pickup line?


Funny approach pickup lines

Approaching a girl you already know..
My watch says that you're not virgin...

Girl reply: But I am virgin.

You: My watch is 20 mins fast.

Approach the girl with your camera of phone and say...

I'm trying to take a picture of \[say something you could take a picture of\], but I can't, because all my focus is on you

Since velocity multiplied by time equals to distance

Let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Under what conditions do you think it's impossible to approach?

...assuming you're thinking of getting a good result.

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This is a funny Approach pickup line!

You must be from Tokelau…

because it Tokelau-ng time for me to gain enough courage to approach you.

Few phrases to approach Thai people

1. Are you here alone? - คุณมาที่นี่คนเดียวหรือครับ/คะ


2. Do you want something to drink? - ดื่มอะไรไหมครับ/คะ


3. Can I have your phone number? - ขอเบอร์โทรศัพท์คุณได้ไหมครับ/คะ


4. Are you having fun? - สนุกไหมครับ/ตะ


5. Do you come here often? - คุณมาที่นี่บ่อยไหมครับ/คะ


6. Do you want to have dinner with me tonight? - คืนนี้ไปกินข้าวกันไหมครับ/คะ

7. You are very handsome/pretty. - คุณสวย/หล่อมากครับ/ค่ะ


8. Do you want to dance? - เต้นกันไหมครับ/คะ

9. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? - คุณมีแฟนหรือยังครับ/คะ


10. You’re as pretty as an angel - คุณสวยเหมือนนางฟ้า

*approaches girl in astronaut suit*

Girl: Why are you dressed like that?

Me: You take my breath away.

Under what conditions do you think it'a impossible to approach?

...assuming you think it is possible to get a good result.

Cold approach

Any puas in china nanjing wanna do some cold approach

You see a girl and her friends sitting in the metro and you approach them

Hi, (looking at the girl and then looking over at her friends) you have the rest of your lives to get to know her, but for me, i just got these few minutes, so can i have her?

Approach a group of girls and say, "What's happening girls?"

I'm real shy and it took a lot of guts to approach you. May I buy you a drink and talk to you?

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Working Approach tinder opener

Excuse me girl, where I can buy men's stockings? I did not approach you to ask where I can buy men`s pantyhose. Actually I approached you, because you are my type of a woman. I really like you

I just came to this shopping mall to meet my friend and I saw you. I thought I would make a mistake if I did not approach you. And what are you doing at this shopping mall?

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.

Girl quit playing so defensive; I'm just tryna approach you.

Approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder: If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or...(put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder) THIS shoulder?

i'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.

My pants are approaching escape velocity.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you. (For the nerdy runner.)

You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?

Your request to approach is denied. Ask me again and I'll object in front of the jury.