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Top 50 Situation Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Situation chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I know a situation where you would come out on top.

  2. But after the third date it will be a wholly internal situation?

  3. Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

    This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

    What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

    What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

    When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

    This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

    While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

    "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

    And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

    Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

    Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

    This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

  4. Opening line that is working for the"no info" situation on Tinder.

    Good Morning, ____. I hope you have a lovely day.
    Thanks! You too!

  5. Hey, do you have a sweet tooth? If so, can I taste it?

    In an ideal situation the receiver of the pickup line would answer yes to both questions.

  6. Situational pick-up line

    This one is for a cohabitator that receives a delivery

    "a package came for you. i hope i can do the same"

  7. Don’t use in a real situation!

    If Dwayne Johnson was on your right and I was on your left, I guess you could say that your stuck between a rock and a hard place.

  8. For multiple people

    What are your ideas for a tinder social situation where there 2 or 3 girls.

  9. Are you antiseptic (dettol)

    Because in the current situation of the world..I cant live without you

  10. WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

    Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

    For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

    The question is:

    What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

    To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

    First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

    Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

    Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

    What are you lacking?

    What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

    Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

    Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

    What skills do I need to get?

    At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

    Why do I feel this in this moment?

    Go deeper.

    What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

    Why do I feel this way?

    Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

    Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

    Check what triggers you.

    Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

    What was the previous time that you felt that?

    And before that time when did you feel that?

    Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

    Try to meditate everyday:

    Think about what are you escaping.

    Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

    When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

    Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

    Accept them and let them go.

    You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

    Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

    Peace out

situation pickup line
What is a Situation pickup line?

Funny situation pickup lines

So there's this girl at my school which is a junior(I think this is how the first year is called)and is pretty etc.
What could I say to open a casual conversation with her? I know that shit is different for everyone but there should be something as a standard for every situation.

This one good?

In a hypothetical situation. If a below average guy were to walk up to you in... Lets say a bar, and ask you for your number, would you give it to him?

(if yes: Hi, my names X, nice to meet you.)

(if no: Alright, well i will be over there if you hypothetically change your mind.)

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!

What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
This is a lose-lose situation.
So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM

For all you potterheads

Did you know the mirror of Erised at Hogwarts shows not your face but what your heart desires. If I were to stand in front of it right now, it would show us, holding hands... (Or kissing, or making out, etc. Use as per the situation and the person in front of you)

Hey baby are you my inner leg sweat

Because you make me wet(or moist depending on the situation).

3 Steps to talking to that cute guy or girl.

{{Step 1: Find a face that you are attracted to. }}
This helps to keep the conversation going. If you are interested and enthusiastic, the more likely they are to show interest in you, too. If you're not at least superficially connected to the person at first, it will be more difficult (but not impossible) to establish a connection.
{{Step 2: Go up to them and smile at their eyes.}}
Yes, actually look into their eyes and smile. Then start with a, "Hi how's it going?" while actually caring about how they are doing. At this stage, it's normal if the person looks surprised, because we're rarely confronted by smiling strangers who want to get to know us, right?
{{Step 3: Be curious}}
Ask open-ended questions and build on it. Use the situation to your advantage. Ask questions about what books they're looking for, what they do, but most importantly, ask about their personal experiences. Be interested in knowing their experiences.

Situational: do you have any (insert your ethnicity here) in you?
“No:” Would you like some?
“Yes:” Would you like some more?

If being beautiful was a crime

(You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Boy: You falling from heaven to dance with me

Be forewarned, if you accept this dance with me, you'll have to take social studies in school because our dance is gonna go down in history

Are you the iron rod? cause I want to hold onto you forever.

Are you religious because I think dancing with me could be the answer to your prayers.

Hey I just realized this but you look a lot like my next dance partner.

Have I danced with you yet? (no) That's a shame, I'd sure like to. May I have this dance?

Are you an alien? Because I've got a feeling that dancing with you will be like nothing else on earth!

Are you the celestial kingdom? Cause dancing with you is my goal.

Are you a magnet? Cause you attracted me from across the room. Wanna dance?

My penis is more of a Finding Nemo situation.

(Hold out hand) Hey will you hold this while I head for the dance floor?

Boy: Do you have directions? Girl: to where? Boy: To the dance floor of course

Do you think we would look cute dancing together? I think we should find out

Do you like raisins? How about dancing?

Do you have a map to the dance floor? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Do you believe in modern revelation? Cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel and we're about to dance

I'm what they call a deep value investor, with an eye for "special situations"