A day without you is like a night without the moon.

Hey baby! I can help you find the thick iron rod if it gets missing in the midst of darkness.

I need three things: the sun for the day, the moon for the night, and you for the whole life.

Damn girl, are your parents ghost producers? Cuz I can't believe you're responsible for dat ass.

The only fact in my life is your number.

My empty space is filled with you in my life.

I tried to use OGP, but they didn’t have the snack I wanted. Could I pick you up instead?

I am a diver, I can breathe through my ears.

Save Water. Shower together with me.

Feel my wetsuit, it’s made of girlfriend/boyfriend material.

s**... is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get o**... goodies.

You’re like an award-winning fish. And I want to catch you tonight.

Are you my Amazon Shopping Cart, because I am never abandoning you.

Are you listed on Amazon? Coz you're in every guy's wishlist.

When you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me?

Girl, are you a parking space? Because you sure are tight.

You are the sun to my moon. There’s no one else I would rather bang.

Astra: You are ready for this situation, right my friends?

Do you want self-service or full-service from my pumps?

It is often in the darkest skies that we see the brightest stars. And babe you are my star tonight.

It doesn't matter if we reverse or forward park, as long as we do not parallel park.

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.

Fact or fiction? I make the best breakfast in bed. You will have to test my claim.

Are you Jamaican? cuz ja'makin me h**...

Babe I just wrote a complaint to Amazon, because they do not ship you.

Do you Magna c**... Laude here often?

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Babe are you the snack section in Walmart? Because I want to reach deep into you.

I am a Shopify Developer, I solve all of your problems to get money.

I am Shopify Plus, once you go Plus, you never go back.

Babe, you looking for parking? Because I want to to speed into your dms.

Hey baby, you wanna cast a line with me?

Aaron Carter: hey, If my brother nick lets me maybe we can go out. My t**... are bigger than your so I can breast feed if we have children

Babe, the shower isn't the only thing that will clean you up tonight.

Hey baby girl, are you a Tiktok dance? Cause you’re annoying as h**... and everyone is doing you.

Are you Javascript on Shopify? Because I want to test you and render you tonight.

My p**... is more of a Finding Nemo situation.

Want to join the 10 meter/30 feet club?

These pick up lines are s**.... Let's just have s**....

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in this cold desert.

As a matter of fact, the only one matters is you.

Do you like Pizza? because I want a pizza dat ass

Are you a shower? Because you will squirt and shower me tonight.

How about we go out and just look at the moon?

I have a beard. And I am good at s**....

Do you wanna play trains? Sit on my face while i ChooChoo.

Hey baby, Can you please hold my rod?

Sun for the day. Moon for the night. And you for the rest of my life.

I'm Max Bottom time. Mind if I go down?

Are you TikTok? Because I am doing it and you are liking it.

This diaper rash ointment isn't for my ass, it's for a tattoo that just so happens to be on my ass.

Babe, I can use your Bootie any time.

Redstone is red, Lapis is blue, I’d trade all my views just to be with you.

We can have s**..., but let’s make it quick blinds are up in 7 minutes

Show me your t**... and I'll give you some bits.

Are you a dry desert? I want to turn your deserted land into some sweet Wetlands.

Do you want to go to a restaurant? You can't spell menu without me and you.

Do you like trains? Because I am aTrackted to you.

Forget about traveling to space. I want to travel to your ass instead.

Babe, the only moon missing is our honey moon.

Babe, you can count me on as the moon. You are the center of my world.

Girl, are you from the Amazon? Cause there's no instant gratification than you.

Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I'd rather ride in your truck and have s**....

Are you a train set? Because my train wants to go through your tunnels.

What about dinner on the beach at full moon night?

Are you Amazon, because I want to get in your Buy Box.

Your beauty if the Webhooks that trigger me again and again.

Girl, this isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank that can power you all night long.

Hello, dear. Do you think you are ready to spawn?

Want to come over for a job and s**...?

I search Google for nearby restaurants and it lead me to you because you got the whole meal.

I don't know if you’'ve ever been fishing, but I think we should hook up.

I heard your southern deserts are dry but I can bring rain down there.

Is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

You must be a missing tote because im searching everywhere for you.

You wanna get out of this fishbowl?

I have a dive knife, but what I really need is a spoon.

Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the moon and deliver!

You know what they say, baby - Big fins.

Babe I want to slide more than your Zoom DM's.

I got a full tank of gas, now I just need a companion to go with me.

Babe, tonight I will be your biggest catch.

Save money on your water bill, shower with me at my place.

I got bit by a snake, and I need you to s**... out the poison. Don't stop until it c**....

Are you the moon? Because I definitely see you reflecting the Sun.

Girl, one night with me and I will get you glowing like a moon.

Don't sweat the petty things in the desert. Pet the sweaty things in my pants.

Babe, the moon is not the only thing rising in my bed tonight.

Seeing as you just accidentally felt up my butt anyway, wanna take things to the next level?

When I go down, it's rare that I come up for air.

Babe, I am all about cave diving.

Ever had s**... while camping? It’s f**... In-Tents.

I wouldn't mind taking you down the wood's alone.

Do you want to know a fun fact about me? I am fluent in six different languages. And I am a compulsive liar.

Babe, are you a hotel room? Because I am checking you in.

Of all of time and space, I came into you.

Are you a member of the dive crew? You’ve turned my heart into knots.

Babe, you don't need no permit to park your ass overnight in my lot.

Do I know you? It’s just that you look like my next dive buddy.

You really know how to hit those balls.

No, I'm actually a wizard. Want to see my crystal balls?

Want to go to Solar System space? Because I want Uranus.

I don't need no v**... to build my capacity. I've got you.

Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes. (Pillow Talk)

Do you like Backstreet Boys. Good, because my p**... is larger than life.

Because I'm the only girl with enough balls to ask... PROM?

Our relation is like earth and moon. We bound to each other unconditionally.

Your smile makes the morning sun look like the dark glimmer of the moon.

Are you a package handler because I need mine boxed

If you lived underwater, you’d be an angelfish.

Girl are you a railroad because I wanna run a train on you.

If I were space, you would be the sun and center of my universe.

You remind me of my shower. I want to get inside of you for 30 minutes every night.

Are you deep space? Because you are vacuuming my breath away.

Are you a restaurant? I want to eat inside you.

When you've got beauty like yours you don't need to use bait.

I don’t usually let people see the inside of my room until the third date, but I will show you mine.

Are you a single rider, because we can ride together.

I know what you’re thinking, and no, I don’t wear this during s**..., but I do leave it idling in the corner, for the carbon monoxide buzz. (Leaf Blower)

Your music taste is f**... sexy.

Hey girl, are you a squirter ? Because It's too hot with you nearby, and only a good shower could help.

Hey diddle diddle, that's what I want you to do to my v**....

Do you work at Amazon, 'cause your the total package

Are you from the moon? Because your beauty is out of this world.

Do you know that I got a shower handle, because I will get you naked and wet on request.

You want to open a restaurant? Because I want to be inside your restaurant chain.

Girl, I am about to shower you tonight with my love. And you will need a real shower to wash off my love.

Girl, how about skipping on your bridal shower, and I will turn your next big event a baby shower.

A shark just ate my girlfriend during our fishing trip. Will you be my new one?

You are not a parking violation citation. Babe because it will take a tow truck to pull me out.

Where we are going, we don't need no Dry Bag.