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Top 50 Situation Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Situation pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Situation conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I know a situation where you would come out on top.

  2. But after the third date it will be a wholly internal situation?

  3. My apartment is my theater, and my bedroom is my stage – Come play with me.

  4. There's a lot of things I cherish and I'd love to add you to that list.

  5. Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.

  6. I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.

  7. There's a roaring romantic fire back at my place. Would you like to go get warm?

  8. Even if there are all these jobs available, you are the only one that I want to work on.

  9. Don't worry I just got turing tested.

  10. Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

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Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?

Babe, you are the only nightshift that I want.

What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

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I will show you my source code if you show me yours.

Do you have a few minutes for me to get personal with you?

Babe, I got quick reconstitution time.

You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

Pollinating those petals them with my piston will cost an additional fee.

I am a pharmacists, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are my girl, And these flowers are for you. You come home in May, And I think it would be bomb To share such a special day Will you go with me to Prom?

So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often?

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I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

Are you a guitar player? 'Cause you just plucked my heart strings.

Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!

I will never say never! (I will fight)/ I will fight till forever! (make it right)/ Whenever you knock me down/ I will not stay on the ground

The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are banging

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Radical intimacies will sustain our movements.

Nobody’s in charge of this thing, just like nobody’s in charge of our bodies, baby.

Baby, I fell for you bell hooks, line, and sinker.

Babe, you are looking for a hands on guy? Because I will work my kiss off in you.

What’s your IP address? I’d sure love to ping you sometime.