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Top 50 Situation Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Situation pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I know a situation where you would come out on top.

  2. But after the third date it will be a wholly internal situation?

  3. My apartment is my theater, and my bedroom is my stage – Come play with me.

  4. There's a lot of things I cherish and I'd love to add you to that list.

  5. I am the drug of your dreams, I got long duration of action.

  6. Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.

  7. Babe, you are the only nightshift that I want.

  8. What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

  9. Damn, girl. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be taken to the ICC.

  10. Don't worry I just got turing tested.

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Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?

Girl, be with me and I will be the best unemployment insurance that you will ever have.

There's a roaring romantic fire back at my place. Would you like to go get warm?

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I will show you my source code if you show me yours.

Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.

Pollinating those petals them with my piston will cost an additional fee.

So, do you modulate your synthetic consciousness here often?

You made my heart skip a clock cycle.

I need you to load your floppy disk into my hard drive.

Do you have a few minutes for me to get personal with you?

I'll let you mine with my rig any day.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are my girl, And these flowers are for you. You come home in May, And I think it would be bomb To share such a special day Will you go with me to Prom?

Are you a guitar player? 'Cause you just plucked my heart strings.

Babe, I got quick reconstitution time.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

Hey baby, my name's Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!

Baby, I fell for you bell hooks, line, and sinker.

I will never say never! (I will fight)/ I will fight till forever! (make it right)/ Whenever you knock me down/ I will not stay on the ground

Radical intimacies will sustain our movements.

Nobody’s in charge of this thing, just like nobody’s in charge of our bodies, baby.

The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are banging

Damn girl! Was your dad a grill master? Because you are sizzling!