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Top 44 Fact Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fact pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Roses are red, violets are blue

    Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

  2. Not all religious books are bad - in fact, I'm well-versed in the Kama Sutra.

  3. You: Do you like math?

    Person: No.
    You: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

  4. I swear the fact that my hands are hairy is not because of what you think!

  5. Yes, in fact I do have the Rabbit Raising Merit Badge.

  6. Don't worry baby I make enough money so you don't have to worry about the fact your gender studies degree is useless.

  7. Would you like to know a little fact about me?

    I'm a diagnosed kleptomaniac. I was hoping if it was alright if I took your number before I steal your heart?

  8. How much do you know about astronomy?

    Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

    *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

  9. The thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are. from "Bridget Jones’s Diary"

  10. Hey Girl are Dodgecoin?

    Because I want to hold you forever, despite the fact I know you’ll never give me anything in return.

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What is a Fact pickup line?

Funny fact pickup lines

You know, I always say "I do what I want"
As a matter of fact, I want you

Hey I heard you like Funny Guys

In Fact my entire life is a joke

Best "fun fact about yourself" pickup line?

Ex: "I'm fluent in six different languages, and a compulsive liar."

When she's into literature

You leap before you look," she said to me,
but oft I find I never look at all.
A flighty gamble lost when one can't see,
but oft I find there's glory in the fall.

To soar in lust does ne'er precede the act,
but twinkles through the air on exhaled sighs,
and finds anathema in drying fact,
until in lonely skies it winks and dies.

A sexted sonnet surely sought in jest,
yet challenge wrought is fated writ in light.
But on lust's grave the shrunken sext must rest,
as hallowed verse is drying fact's birthright.
"You leap before you look, and so you fall,
and falling is the surest flight of all."

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This is a funny Fact pickup line!

Is attraction physical or personality?

I think attraction is 75% physical and 25% personality.

But I also think physical attraction is 50% personality and 35% how you act.

But then again How you act is 33% of your personality.

Which means you're in mathematical fact 100% gorgeous.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. you are so beautiful, i will eat my cum for you
And thats a fact...

Hey girl. Are you married?

Because I only date married women.

This isn't a pickup line. It's a fact.

Damn girl are you five gum?

Because you’re stimulating my senses

(fun fact, this has been used on me before)

Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why I’m falling for you

To a girl: The fact that girls meet you everyday and are still straight is conclusive evidence that sexuality isn’t a choice.

(Can also be used as an insult to a boy)

*puts arm around them*

Oh sorry look exactly like my new girlfriend, In fact I haven't even got her number (pulls out phone).

Ben Shapiro must hate what you're doing to me

Cause all facts and logic disappear from my mind the moment I see you

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Working Fact tinder opener

Do these flowers expiate the fact that I've been stalking you?

Baby, your hotness is a social fact!

The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist...

No, as a matter of fact, I want to see your leader.

Guy: Do you like math? Girl: No. Guy: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

I find you attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me... indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities...before we have sex. I am proceeding with these activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.

I don't think you're an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother's pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever's in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences...but the thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.

Well, this is a very stupid question and, particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, erm, er, I mean, obviously not because I guess I've only slept with nine people, b-but I just wondered, er, I really feel, um, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, er, in the words of David Cassidy in fact, er - while he was still with the Partridge family, um, I think I love you, and, er, I just wondered if by any chance you wouldn't like to, er, er, no, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not...excellent, excellent, fantastic, um, I was going to say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb...better get on.

Despite the fact that I am the better skater, I would still recruit you for my tonsil hockey team.