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Top 50 Things Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Things pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Roses are red, quarantinelife is shitty

    The only thing that'll make me happy, is a picture of yout titty.

  2. There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....

    All I know is that it starts with U N I.

  3. My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.

    You are? Damn thing must be an hour fast again.

  4. Im like a microwave meal

    Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

  5. I'm just tryna h_g and c_ddle but there's one thing I'm missing

    ... u

  6. Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill...

    But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

  7. I like to take free things

    And if you're free I'll take you out sometime

  8. Hey! What's that thing all over your face?

    Oh! It's beauty.

  9. Are you coffee

    Bc you’re the first thing I think about in the morning

  10. If you were my waitress

    I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.

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Funny things pickup lines

Why don't you sit on my lap
And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Do you have sunscreen?🧴 Cause

I don't wanna be under 2 hot things at the same time

Do you know how to send a mirror through text?

No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

People say love is a strange thing

Maybe we are strangers who want strange things.

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Baby if I could change one thing about you,

It would be your surname

Hey guys, I need some good ones
So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

Good thing there aren't any magnets nearby

Because you are so attractive

What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

Hope you kings can help a brother out

I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

"U and I"
Exactly so let's make things happen

What are some things you say to yourself so that you keep a positive mindset?

Are you my dad?

Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life

You would be the finest thing in my inventory, you make me want to 'q' out everything else.

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Working Things tinder opener

Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.

Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

This skeleton isn't the only thing with a bone.

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

The weather isn't the only thing that's hot.