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Top 50 People Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth People chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Wearing a mask rn

    Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you

    Edit : be safe people

  2. Hey girl, you are like earth.

    Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

  3. A little something for ugly people like myself

    Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need

  4. Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

    So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

  5. Are you the small, mountainous country of Andorra?

    Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.

  6. From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

  7. I have successfully managed to synthesis a protein that makes two people fall in love, do you want to try it.

  8. Best one I know.

    Go up to crush with your phone to your ear.
    Have a pen and paper in hand and ask them if they can write something down for you.
    As they grab it "talk" into the phone and say something like,
    "Okay what was it?"
    Read out your number, and say;
    "Can you write **(your name)** under that, with a heart?"
    (Most people instinctively do so.)
    Then slick as hell put your phone in your pocket and say, "You can keep that" ;)

  9. People tell me to go fuck myself all the time...but I’m too lazy

    Can you do it for me

  10. I only have enough lifevests for two people a piece, so we'll have to share.

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Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

I wanna lock you down like those people in my basement.

You know what people do to survive in the cold? Snuggle up and use each other as body warmth. Are you a survivor?

My magic lasso command people to do anything , now submission to me.

Hey girl, are you the 1848 work of Marx and Engels urging for the uniting of the proletariat to rise against the bourgeoisie?

Cuz I too know how to make people come together

If we were the last two people on earth.

I'd throw a boogie bomb down so we can dance together forever.

Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.

I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

I bet that back is real toned from keeping the rest of you upright.

Do you like roleplay?

Because I can be Trump and you can be American people.

I would give anything if you were two people, so I could call up the one who is my friend and tell her about the one I like so much.

(One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

People always ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...

But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot.





I thought of this but I'm sure it's been done before.

Are you holding the people of Gotham in a constant state of fear? Cause girl you da BOMB!

People say i don't smile much.

Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.

Will you have my NBA babies?

You are tall enough to ride this ride!

I'm six-foot-five, but I'd like to be six feet under you

I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.

Why can’t I stop dazzling people?

People say I'm so lazy, but not after they leave my bed room.

People are often attracted to me because of my big horga'hn. What about you?

Hey girl are you my leg hair?

Because you’re annoying and unnecessary, but i keep you around so people don’t know I’m gay

Girl, you know the best part about having a penis?

Sharing it with people who don't have one.