50 People Pick Up lines

Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

People say love is a strange thing

Maybe we are strangers who want strange things.

Hey, are you nobody?

Cuz people have been sayin you love me since i was five.

Are you disgusting

Hey girl, are you disgusting cause people say boys only love one thing and its f***ing disgusting

Most people call me Collgate

Because I put the white in your smile.

Are you the small, mountainous country of Andorra?

Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.

Girl are you fat?

'cause i think i'm attracted to you

you see it's funny because everything with mass applies a gravitational field towards everything around them. fat people typically have a higher mass, resulting in their gravitational pull having more energy and being stronger than the force from my own body. as there is an imbalance in force, the thing with the smaller mass is pulled into motion and attracted to the thing with a higher mass.

From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

I have successfully managed to synthesis a protein that makes two people fall in love, do you want to try it.

I only have enough lifevests for two people a piece, so we'll have to share.

Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

I wanna lock you down like those people in my basement.

*Hey mate, lets mate*

Hey mate, lets mate. Straight forward but more effective on not so straight people.

I’m actually a psychology major, so I know this won’t work, that you won’t respond or want to go for coffee with me.

(For people with silly brains im referring to reverse psychology)

You know what people do to survive in the cold? Snuggle up and use each other as body warmth. Are you a survivor?

Hey girl are you a prison?

Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)

2 people walk into a really romantic restraunt

There's no joke, but it could be us

My magic lasso command people to do anything , now submission to me.

Hey girl, are you the 1848 work of Marx and Engels urging for the uniting of the proletariat to rise against the bourgeoisie?

Cuz I too know how to make people come together

You know people say "you'll do things all year that you did on new year"

So can i do you??

If we were the last two people on earth.

I'd throw a boogie bomb down so we can dance together forever.

Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.

I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

Hey, are you a door ? Cause u're A Door Able

Don't attack me people, my first post here

I bet that back is real toned from keeping the rest of you upright.

Do you like roleplay?

Because I can be Trump and you can be American people.

I would give anything if you were two people, so I could call up the one who is my friend and tell her about the one I like so much.