Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

People say love is a strange thing

Maybe we are strangers who want strange things.

Hey, are you nobody?

Cuz people have been sayin you love me since i was five.

Are you disgusting

Hey girl, are you disgusting cause people say boys only love one thing and its f***ing disgusting

Most people call me Collgate

Because I put the white in your smile.

Are you the small, mountainous country of Andorra?

Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.

From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

Hey I thought I should tell you what people are saying behind your back .

Nice butt.

I only have enough lifevests for two people a piece, so we'll have to share.

Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

*Hey mate, lets mate*

Hey mate, lets mate. Straight forward but more effective on not so straight people.

You know what people do to survive in the cold? Snuggle up and use each other as body warmth. Are you a survivor?

Hey girl are you a prison?

Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)

2 people walk into a really romantic restraunt

There's no joke, but it could be us

My magic lasso command people to do anything , now submission to me.

Hey girl, are you the 1848 work of Marx and Engels urging for the uniting of the proletariat to rise against the bourgeoisie?

Cuz I too know how to make people come together

If we were the last two people on earth.

I'd throw a boogie bomb down so we can dance together forever.

Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.

I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

Hey, are you a door ? Cause u're A Door Able

Don't attack me people, my first post here

I bet that back is real toned from keeping the rest of you upright.

Do you like roleplay?

Because I can be Trump and you can be American people.

I would give anything if you were two people, so I could call up the one who is my friend and tell her about the one I like so much.

(One tall person to another) It's nice how easy it is for us to check each other out across the room. We should go sit down somewhere though so the next tallest people have a chance.

People say i don't smile much.

Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.

Are you holding the people of Gotham in a constant state of fear? Cause girl you da BOMB!

You are tall enough to ride this ride!

I'm six-foot-five, but I'd like to be six feet under you

I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.

Why can’t I stop dazzling people?

Hey girl are you petrol?

Because I feel like I’m in a long line of people waiting to pump you.

People say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

That must be true because I have been lost in yours

People say I'm so lazy, but not after they leave my bed room.

People say that you should do what makes you happy.

But what if you make me happy?

People are often attracted to me because of my big horga'hn. What about you?

Hey girl are you my leg hair?

Because you’re annoying and unnecessary, but i keep you around so people don’t know I’m gay

Are you a penny

Because most people don't care about you but I'd pick you up and put you in my basement with the others

Si besarte fuera pecado, caminaría feliz por el infierno. (If kissing you were a sin, I’d happily walk through h**....)

I know the air is pretty thin up there, why don't you lay in my bed and catch your breath?

You will become a queen once you get my royal jelly in you.

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Damn baby, your body is so hot, I wanna pour powdered milk all over and lick it off

There are so many queens in a deck of cards, but you are the only queen that I want.

Are we playing chess? Because I want to take your queen with my p**....

Wanna go back to my place and watch p**... on my flat screen mirror?

So is it true? Is your p**... slanted?

Babe, I want you to be the queen of my castle.

How much does it cost to ride to the top?

Help a brotha out

I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

I don't want no royal kingdom, but I sure want a piece of your secret garden.

You know, being bi-s**... immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.

Money will come and go, we know that. The most important thing in life is the people in this room, right here, right now.

The Arizona desert's full of cacti, but I've got the biggest p**.... (Arizona)

Babe you a queen? Because you are missing a scepter and my ball.

Damn baby, you're so soft down there, feels like rabbit skin

In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the s**... tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

Damn girl, you chickasaw? Because you are the only chick I saw.

If you are a queen, I want to be the chess board that you will sit on.

People call me Dark Archon, do you know once you go Dark Archon... you never come back?

Hey babe, call me an insurance company

Because i know how to f**... people ;)

I'm 6'7" standing up... and 9" laying down.

People call me the Beast Machine.

f**... me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?

Hey girl, most people call me Batman, but you can call me My Man!

Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get s**...

Babe, do you have a lot of people after you? Because I will hold the lime for you.

I heard Asian girls love to f**....

Girl, people call me skittle. Because I do not instantly melt in your mouth.

I don’t usually let people see the inside of my room until the third date, but I will show you mine.

Is it wet in here, or is it just my v**...?

Baby, you're like the mighty buffalo. My people will use every part of you.

Some people do not corns, but the kernel of truth is that I want you.

Fancy the royal treatment my queen?

People say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

People say group studying is really effective. Perhaps we need to make it into a t**....

You know what makes me better than everyone else? People say I provide great user experience.

Want to play chess? Because I want to eat your queen.

So, what's your favorite thing about black c**...?

I have been searching for a queen, and I have just found the one tonight.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

Have you seen the clown that hides from from people who would make a great couple?

Me neither

Damn girl you're so hot, you're making me speak my native tongue

Have you heard people saying bats see in the dark? I guess you need to see what the bats do when it is dark.

Happy Father's Day to a genuine m**....

I bombed off a 40 ft cliff yesterday. People say size doesn't matter because they don't get any.

Do you think it's hard meeting new people? Try taking off the wrong wave. You will meet as much as you desire.

I would take you to the movies but...

They don’t allow people to bring snacks

I'm French h**... for your tromboner.

Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna Phil you with my p**....

Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.

I have a small p**..., but a big bank account.

Are you playing Queen's gambit? Because I am taking your bait.

Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a d**... all day

Your b**... is giving my n**... an e**...

Roses are red, mangoes are yellow.

7 billion people, but only you make me feel so mellow.

You are the nothing, when people ask me what I'm thinking

Babe, you are not just any p**.... Because once you get to my back row, you become my queen.

Are you from Africa? Because I wanna know Kenya s**... this d**....

You must be a royal queen, because you are next in line to my bone.

Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.

Do you know why people call me the Gentle Fist?

People call me Hadoken because I’m down right fierce.

Are you a cat

Because people call me Shane Dawson

I’m never a selfish person but when it comes to sharing you with other people…I dont think so.

Damn you are sexy when you smell like frybread and lard.

When I searched your name, I found that people also ask why is your name so beautiful.

You're one in a million

So you better behave yourself because there are 7,599 people just like you to choose from.

You're a queen. Let my face be your throne.

Do you like cherry on top? Because girl people call me Cherry.

Are you a dhol? Cause I wanna tap that ass.

My body is a movie and your p**... is the star!

Let's play cards, and you would be my queen of hearts, because you already got my heart.

Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my p**... anyway?

My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits

The earth has recently reached 8,000,000,000 people. Wanna make it 8,000,000,001?

Wanna make it 8,000,000,001?

My deck of cards only has 51 cards. I am missing you as my queen of hearts.

Roses are red, sky is blue...

Corona kills people, but with those looks, you could too.

Nice ass... what time does it open?

People call me pig, because I like to play dirty.

A lot of people call me Batman, but you can call me anytime.

So how do l**... have s**...? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.

People say you should teach a man how to fish? How about teaching me?

They’re called "eyebrows" because my eyes are browsing your fine ass

Will you let me put my candle near your l**... menorah?

People say Bayonetta has a nice ass, but I like yours better.

Asuna: Life isn’t just doing things for yourself. It’s possible to live in such a way that other people’s happiness makes you happy too.

You are nothing to me...

Yes you are that "nothing” when people ask me what I am thinking about.

Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep s**...

CANADIAN GOAL....wanna f**... to celebrate?