Are you suicide?

Because you won’t stop crossing my mind

Girl, if I had a nickel every time I thought of you

I'd have one nickel because I can never get you off my mind

If I get a dollar every time you cross my mind, we'll be rich!

Are you suicide?

Cause your always on my mind

You must be very tired

Cause you've been running in my mind all day.

Hey girl do you have anxiety?

Cause um well I uh never mind um bye

I lost my phone, do you mind calling it for me?

Well now that I have your number...

If I had a euro everytime you were on my mind

I'd have one euro because you never left

Hey baby, with a mouth like that, I bet you can really speak your mind.

So you're a virgin...I hope you don't mind me sacrificing you a bit.

Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

I just woke up and you’re already on my mind.

You are like my snorkel, because you're wrapped around my mind.

You must have take a potion of ultimate stamina, cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?

Do ya mind if I stick this under your mantle?

Would you mind goin plow my cord field?

If I had a dollar for everytime I've thought of you,

Id only have one cause you've never left my mind.

Girl do you have a severe case of plantar fasciitis cus you've been running through my mind all day.

Hey girl are you a little mistake that i made years ago and anybody but me remember

Because i can't get you of my mind

Is your name Jean? Cause you've been in my mind all day.

Do you mind if I apparate into your pants?

Are you a creeper?

Because you blow my mind.

Girl, you must be tired cause you've been Temple Running' through my mind all night.

I would like to get to know you more. Do you mind of we grab a coffee and chat for a while?

You must be Puffin as you've been running through my mind all night.

If I had a dime for every time I thought of you...

I'd have one dime ...cuz baby, u never leave my mind

I have been struggling with loneliness. Would you mind meeting me to pray about it?

Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.

If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind s**... on your neck tonight.

You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?

Girl, you don't need to warm up, you've been running through my mind all day.

Hey babe, I’m a traveling hippie group. Mind if i go through your secret tunnel?

Did you know, kissing is the language of love?

Mind if we have a conversation?

Is you're last name Oswald, because you just blew my mind!

They say kissing is the language of love.

Do you mind starting a conversation with me?

Knock knock! Who's there? Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby who? Never mind, I'll come back when you're asleep, soon.

I don't think I want your babies,

but I wouldn't mind refining my baby-making technique with you

You look like a lady with great taste. Mind if I check?

I wouldn't mind eating your cherry.

Are you a Mule? 'Cause you've been running m**... through my mind all night.

I hope you don't mind heat, 'cause I've got a strong urge to get my flame on.

Are u a bomber because u are mind blowing.

Wouldn't mind doing some cross training with you!

Are you Phineas Gage?

Because I lost my mind for you.

If my mind was a playlist, theres only one song in it, and the song is you.

Hey I'm sure you don't need cardio

Cuz you run through my mind every night

Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!

Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.

Whoever came up with the word "sexy", had you in mind

Don't mind me observing you, I'm just doing some case study.

Baby you must been tired cause you've been marching for equality in my mind all day.

Hey, would you mind if I introduced you to my...Seeds of Doom?

Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.

Wow, that's some blade you've got; mind if I touch it?

If I had a nickel for every time I thought of you... I’d have 5 cents.

Because you never leave my mind

Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.

If I get a flower every time I think of you, I’d only have one flower

Because you never left my mind

Pardon me, but would ye mind if i fired me cannon through your porthole?

What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her

Are you tired? Because you've been running around in my mind all day... getting paid more than me.

Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Hey baby...I wouldnt mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!

Your mocs must be worn out because you've been running thru my mind all day!

(Hotdog Costume) That’s a nice set of buns you got there, mind if I stick my foot-long there?

I know how much you hate running but right now you're running through my mind.

Nice dock, mind if I park my boat in it?

I've been struggling with loneliness. Would you mind meeting with me to pray about it?

So I heard Jesus called you.. Mind if I do the same?

Your calves must ache, cuz you've been marching through my mind all day.

Do you mind helping me work on my fingerings?

Are you a cheerleader? Because you’ve been tumbling through my mind all day!

Are your hooves tired? Cause you've been galloping thru my mind all day.

If I had a dollar...

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you

I would have a dollar

Cuz you've never left my mind

Do you mind to teach me for writing "I love you" in your heart?

Oops, my trunk seems to keep popping open. Mind giving it a good slap shut for me?

Does your kiss come with a saddle cause I wouldn't mind riding you.

Are you tired? Because you've been round dancing through my mind all day!

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Hey baby, is your name Lee Harvey Oswald? Because I want to see your grassy knoll and have you blow my mind.

Hey beautiful, you’re like dementia.

You’re the only thing on my mind and you’re driving me crazy.

Is your hunger bar low cause you've been running through my mind all day.

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Those are some nice pants!

Mind if I test the zipper?

Not to be crude, but do you mind if I spill my pipe on your lawn?

They say that kissing is a language of love

so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

If all men are trash...

Then you probably won't mind if I ask you to take me out?

Wow I've been dizzy all day...mind if I...fall in your arms.

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Hey baby you tired? Cause you've been swimming around in my mind all day...

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Hey girl, are you 5G?

Because I can feel you affecting my mind 🤪🤪🤪

Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.

Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

You must be Ino because I can't take you off my mind.

We must be right for each other cause you can't keep me off your mind...

This one will get you a girlfriend

If I had a pennie for everytime you enter my mind I'd have one pennie.

because you never leave

You look so familiar, I think we've met in my dream. It must be the clothes confusing me, mind taking them of so I can cream.

I wouldn't mind if you used Hold Person on me.

Your mind says check, but your body is saying mate.

I'm Max Bottom time. Mind if I go down?

You have to let it all go, Fear, doubt, and disbelief, Free your mind and be with me tonight.

Are you a deadly pathogen? Coz my white blood cell cannot stop you from coming into my mind.

Are you honey?

Because you never expire in my mind










...and you're sweet

Your body is like a treasure. Mind if I roll need?

My pants are kinda uncomfortable

Mind if I get in yours?

I hope you don't mind paper cuts.

Thankfully, there is no heaven or h**..., because I have some deadly sins in mind.

Wouldn't mind having to re-take you girl.

Are you honey, because you have been buzzling in my mind all night.

Am I hallucinating? You have special mind controlling powers over me.

I wouldn't mind taking you down the wood's alone.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

If I had a dollar for every time that I thought about you …

I’d have one dollar cuz I can’t get you out of my mind

Beautiful slopers, mind if I slap them?

You know, if stares could kill...

I wouldn't mind being taken out by you.

Mind if I put my gear in your rear?

Mind if i merge an archon in your pants?

Is your blood sugar low? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Girl you're like the halo 3 campaign, short but mind blowing.

Yuh nuh tiad? Caw yuh den run tru mi mind all day

I’ll assign you a post, but I really don’t mind if you blow it

I lost my pillow...

Mind if I lay over you instead

- Day 76

If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.

Cause you never left my mind.

Do you mind if I finish the cherry from your drink?

Girl, are you the NSA?

Because I wouldn't mind if you shared my n**... among your friends.

I think I might be a Paladin. Mind if I Lay On Hands to check?

Girl you think true love isn't real? Your mind makes it real.