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Top 50 Kind Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Kind chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I hope you have pet insurance

    because I'm about to destroy your pussy




    EDIT: It's not my first, but it's the only one I got so far. Thank you random kind stranger for the silver. May you destroy as many cats as your rooster can handle.

  2. Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

    Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

  3. Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.

  4. Dang girl are you an uchiha because you're the last of your kind.

  5. Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

  6. I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

  7. So what kind of vehicle do you drive?

  8. Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

  9. I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

  10. Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

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Funny kind pickup lines

You're the kind of ghoul to take home to mummy.

Baby you're on my endangered species list because you're one of a kind!

A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Not going to lie this is kind of sweet.

Are you legendary? Because you’re one of a kind.

I find you freaky in a sexy vampire kind of way that makes me rethink my stance on neck biting.

Would you be so kind as to allow me to dock my ship in your harbor?

I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like.

May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?

You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.

I'm more of a comitology kind of guy.

Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!

What kind of grinder are you using? Cause you’re extra fine!

I get kidnapped a lot, but you look like the kind of person who can rescue me.

Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

For any girl with a nice butt and is aware of an avocado's nutritional value.

"I'm gonna name your ass avocado, cause it's the good kind of fat"

You’ve sparked my wanderlust. Plus another kind.

I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke.


Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.

What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

I see you play bass clarinet. You must like the bigger kinds of wood.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

What kind of fabric do you think you are made of?

I think it's girlfriend material...

Looks like you need a little extra seasoning in your life. I got the right kinds of salt.

It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"