Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.

I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

So what kind of vehicle do you drive?

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

You're the kind of ghoul to take home to mummy.

Are you breakfast

Three punchlines
A:because i miss you often
B:because you go good with milk ;)
C:because you acting kind of fruity

I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Not going to lie this is kind of sweet.

Are you legendary? Because you’re one of a kind.

What do you and the statue of liberty have in common?

Looks good from the outside, but i kind of wanna know whats inside

Just thought of it lol

Would you be so kind as to allow me to dock my ship in your harbor?

I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like.

May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?

You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.

Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!

I get kidnapped a lot, but you look like the kind of person who can rescue me.

Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

Hey, are you the impostor?

Because you're the only one that stands out to me :)

Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold!

I'm gonna name your kiss avocado

cause it's the good kind of fat

I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke.


Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.

They ask me what kind of drugs i used to take? And i said them about your smile

You’ve sparked my wanderlust. Plus another kind.

You are the kind of sweet I am not willing to share.

What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning.

Oh damn I never knew having you would give me the good kind of cavities.

Ouch you are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.

Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.

I see you play bass clarinet. You must like the bigger kinds of wood.

My tongue still craves your kind of sweet baby.

I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.

I go nuts over your kind of sweet.

There are many kinds of happiness

Seeing you is the first kind ️

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

That’s not the kind of face you should keep behind a mask.

Hey, what's your favorite kind of pizza, cuteness?

"Your stunning hourglass figure isn't just perfect for cuddles, it's a mesmerizing neck breaker that stands out perfectly for me."

"Quick as you may be, it's impossible to purchase the kind of beauty you naturally have at any shop."

"My exact location is a mystery, kind of like a treasure hunt. Want to join in?"

"Your smile is a high I could never resist, and your cuteness? That's my favorite kind of sin."

"You're the kind of girl my mother would love, but your sensual allure has me utterly captivated."

"Are you my search history? Because I see 'my kind of crazy' written all over you."

"Has anyone told you that your kindness is contagious? Mind if I catch a bit more over dinner?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your crazy, beautiful, chaotic world."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears - you're truly one of a kind."

"Well, if I give you my lunch money, how can we split the bill on our first date?"

"Your blush only enhances your beauty, Alice. You're truly one-of-a-kind and there's nothing to be shy about."

"I've always believed in love at first sight, but with you, I fell in love at your every kindness."

"Well, I can't wait to discover all the different shades of your brilliance. That's my kind of adventure."

"Are you the festival of Holi? Because you just painted my world with all kinds of beautiful colours."

Looks like you need a little extra seasoning in your life. I got the right kinds of salt.

"It's easy to be kind when you're chatting with someone as amazing as you."

"Are you taken? Because I'm caught up in the beauty of your eyes and the kindness in your soul."

"Chelsea, if you were a beverage, you'd be a one-of-a-kind fine wine. I, on the other hand, am more of a fun juice box."

"Your kindness illuminates every room, can it also light up my life with your presence?"

"While you conquer knowledge, let me explore the universe of your comfort. I'd be an assistant to your success."

"Well, I can't promise to be Prince Charming, but I'll bring all the honesty and kindness of a real-life knight."

"Just like bacon, you add a delicious kind of spice to my life that's impossible to resist."

"Well, it sounds like you're not afraid to keep things real! I appreciate honesty, so long as it comes with kindness, too."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...along with my sanity!"

"You're not just gorgeous, you're my kind of perfect - smart, sexy and sassy."

"Is your heart made of gold? Because your kindness is the most valuable thing I've ever seen."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for...including my lost sense of normalcy!"

"Is your hair from a shampoo ad? Because you've got the kind of locks that makes me wanna get tangled up in."