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Top 50 Kind Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kind pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You're a straight ten

    On the pH scale because you're kind of basic.

  2. You know what kind of bagel you are?

    My everything bagel

  3. Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

    Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

  4. Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

  5. Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.

  6. Dang girl are you an uchiha because you're the last of your kind.

  7. I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

  8. So what kind of vehicle do you drive?

  9. Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

  10. I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

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Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

You're the kind of ghoul to take home to mummy.

Baby you're on my endangered species list because you're one of a kind!

A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Not going to lie this is kind of sweet.

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I find you freaky in a sexy vampire kind of way that makes me rethink my stance on neck biting.

Would you be so kind as to allow me to dock my ship in your harbor?

I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like.

May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?

You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.

I'm more of a comitology kind of guy.

Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!

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Working Kind tinder opener

I get kidnapped a lot, but you look like the kind of person who can rescue me.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

Hey, are you the impostor?

Because you're the only one that stands out to me :)

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I'm gonna name your ass avocado

cause it's the good kind of fat

You’ve sparked my wanderlust. Plus another kind.

I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.

What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

I see you play bass clarinet. You must like the bigger kinds of wood.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

What kind of fabric do you think you are made of?

I think it's girlfriend material...