Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

So what kind of vehicle do you drive?

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

You're the kind of ghoul to take home to mummy.

Are you breakfast

Three punchlines
A:because i miss you often
B:because you go good with milk ;)
C:because you acting kind of fruity

I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Not going to lie this is kind of sweet.

Are you legendary? Because you’re one of a kind.

What do you and the statue of liberty have in common?

Looks good from the outside, but i kind of wanna know whats inside

Just thought of it lol

Would you be so kind as to allow me to dock my ship in your harbor?

I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like.

May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?

You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.

Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!

I get kidnapped a lot, but you look like the kind of person who can rescue me.

Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

Hey, are you the impostor?

Because you're the only one that stands out to me :)

Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold!

I'm gonna name your kiss avocado

cause it's the good kind of fat

You’ve sparked my wanderlust. Plus another kind.

They ask me what kind of drugs i used to take? And i said them about your smile

I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke.


Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.

You are the kind of sweet I am not willing to share.

What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning.

Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.

I see you play bass clarinet. You must like the bigger kinds of wood.

Oh damn I never knew having you would give me the good kind of cavities.

Ouch you are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.

My tongue still craves your kind of sweet baby.

I go nuts over your kind of sweet.

I am a plumber, I know how to deal with all kinds of liquids.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, ’cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

There are many kinds of happiness

Seeing you is the first kind ️

That’s not the kind of face you should keep behind a mask.

Hey, what's your favorite kind of pizza, cuteness?

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for...including my lost sense of normalcy!"

"It's easy to be kind when you're chatting with someone as amazing as you."

Kindness is definitely a rare gem these days. It's refreshing to meet someone who values it as much as I do.

"Is your hair from a shampoo ad? Because you've got the kind of locks that makes me wanna get tangled up in."

You may be a red flag, but you're the kind that just makes me want to dive in deeper.

Your essence, a painting in motion, each stroke of kindness, a visual symphony for all to view.

"If kindness is your superpower, then you must be a superhero. Can I be your sidekick?"

"I've always believed in love at first sight, but with you, I fell in love at your every kindness."

"Well, it's easy to be kind when chatting with someone as captivating as you are."

"Are you a rare gem, one of a kind? Because in this world, true beauty's hard to find."

Because you are a rare gem, a treasure to find, with a heart so kind, it's no wonder you're on my mind.

"You're the kind of girl my mother would love, but your sensual allure has me utterly captivated."

"Are you my search history? Because I see 'my kind of crazy' written all over you."

Your curves like rolling hills, so elegant and fine, Mandarin princess, you're truly one of a kind.

"Your stunning hourglass figure isn't just perfect for cuddles, it's a mesmerizing neck breaker that stands out perfectly for me."

Looks like you need a little extra seasoning in your life. I got the right kinds of salt.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your crazy, beautiful, chaotic world."

You have the kind of smile that could light up a whole room, or at least make my day brighter 😉.

"You're not just gorgeous, you're my kind of perfect - smart, sexy and sassy."

Haha, well, I specialize in granting wishes for unlimited pizza deliveries and endless supplies of ice cream. You know, the essentials! 😉

Well, I must say a nurse with a kind heart and healing touch is quite irresistible. Lucky patients! 😉

I appreciate someone who’s confident and has a great sense of humor. But honestly, it’s that spark that really catches my attention. What about you?

"If you were a drink, you’d be top shelf—classy, irresistible, and the kind of high I’d never forget."

"Are you a barbell? Because you’ve got me feeling all the right kinds of heavy lifting vibes!"

"Confidence looks great on you; I’d love to see how it shines on our next adventure together."

"Are you a butt plug? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of excitement and ready for a wild ride!"

"Are you the festival of Holi? Because you just painted my world with all kinds of beautiful colours."

"Well, if I give you my lunch money, how can we split the bill on our first date?"

Challenges can be fun, but I bet uncovering all your hidden depths might just be my favorite kind 😉

If you were a blood sugar test, you'd be off the charts because you've got me feeling all kinds of highs.

Are you a map? Because every time I look at you, I find a new adventure to explore together.

In your pearl hand, a goddess divine, like Persephone in Hades' shrine. Truly, you're one of a kind.

"Are you taken? Because I'm caught up in the beauty of your eyes and the kindness in your soul."

"How about we mix a little bit of both naughty and nice in our private celebration?"

"Has anyone told you that your kindness is contagious? Mind if I catch a bit more over dinner?"

"Ayyy, love the energy! So, you're into good vibes too? What kind of music gets your vibe flowing?"

"Your smile is a high I could never resist, and your cuteness? That's my favorite kind of sin."

Are you a duck? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of quack-tivated by your cuteness!

"Well, I can't promise to be Prince Charming, but I'll bring all the honesty and kindness of a real-life knight."

Your voice is music, your beauty is rare, I could get lost in your eyes without a care.

Aww, I can’t help it! Your kindness just brings out the sweet side of me. What other cute things do you like? 😊

Your kindness and grace, a debt to repay,
for in your eyes, I find my way.

Aw, thanks! Your kindness shines through the screen. Looking forward to more chats with you.

"Just like Sabito, your kindness shines through your quiet demeanor. You're truly a remarkable soul."

"Just like Mesopotamia invented writing, you've invented a new kind of sexy, that's worth etching in stone."

"My exact location is a mystery, kind of like a treasure hunt. Want to join in?"

Are you an angel? Your beautiful smile is like gazing at a starlit sky, simply mesmerizing.

Your smile is a melody, your eyes a work of art, in you I find my beating heart.

"Is your heart made of gold? Because your kindness is the most valuable thing I've ever seen."

Chat message: "So, are you a morning person or a night owl?"

"I'm the magical unicorn kind that thrives in both morning dew and moonlight."

"Just like bacon, you add a delicious kind of spice to my life that's impossible to resist."

Haha, I'm like a genie granting wishes for endless laughter and joy in your life! Your smile is my favorite wish to fulfill. 😉

"You have the power to bring out the best in me with just one smile. Care to inspire me further?"

Your voice is music to my ears, your kindness shines brighter than stars appear.

Like a star in the night sky shining brightly, I can't help but adore you so kindly.

Want to spoon over some ice cream and split a banana split? It's a sundae kind of love!

Is your name Whiskers? Because you've got me feline all kinds of feelings.

Oh, you know, the usual - turning water into wine, making chocolate calorie-free... Just your average wish-granting expert over here!

Boba tea is good, but have you tried boba pizza? Just kidding... unless you're into that kind of thing! 🍕

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. Your intelligence and kindness make you even more captivating.

"While you conquer knowledge, let me explore the universe of your comfort. I'd be an assistant to your success."

"Chelsea, if you were a beverage, you'd be a one-of-a-kind fine wine. I, on the other hand, am more of a fun juice box."

"Your kindness illuminates every room, can it also light up my life with your presence?"

"Guess we're two of a kind then, crazy about pretty skies and iced coffee. Although, I think you outshine any sunset."

"Well, I can't wait to discover all the different shades of your brilliance. That's my kind of adventure."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears - you're truly one of a kind."

"Well, it sounds like you're not afraid to keep things real! I appreciate honesty, so long as it comes with kindness, too."

"Your blush only enhances your beauty, Alice. You're truly one-of-a-kind and there's nothing to be shy about."

Your smile is a melody, sweet and divine, may I be the one to make it shine?

Your voice is music to my ears, a kind soul with eyes that mesmerize.

"Is your name Vagina? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of ways I'd love to explore."

Sweating it out, huh? I bet you look even hotter all glistening with sweat. Let's work up a different kind of sweat together sometime. 😉

"In your radiant beauty, I'm lost and dazed; you're my perfect blend of charming and crazed."

"Are you 'Bohemian Rhapsody'? Because every time I see you, I get a kind of magic."

You must be a glass of milk because you've got my bones feeling all kinds of strong.

Absolutely, kindness goes a long way. It's refreshing to meet someone who appreciates it. What other qualities do you find important in a person?

"You're charging me up and it's all kinds of exciting. Sleep tight, my tantalising light."

"Your poem was unique, a rare kind of jest. With every line, my intrigue grew - it truly was the best."

Oh wow, that sounds wild! I'm more of a traditional dinner and movie kind of person. How about you?

"Your kindness stuns me more than any beauty, may I embark on the journey of discovering the depth of it?"

"Jenna, your laughter is my favorite melody. Ever played the symphony of desire with a man who likes a good challenge?"

"You must be made of amethyst, because you've got me feeling all kinds of positive energy."

You must be studying humss, because you've got me feeling all kinds of intrigued and intellectually stimulated.

Because you're one of a kind, and I can't resist someone who stands out. 😉

You're my favorite kind of addiction. Just like Diet Coke, I can't get enough of you.

"You're a masterpiece of indie rock and classic sonatas; can I be the rhythm to your melody?"

Are you a job interview? Because girl, you've got me feeling all kinds of nervous and excited.

Even if your head isn't squishy, your heart must be overflowing with kindness and warmth.

Your kindness shines like a star, you're a gem by far.

Are you made of blue because you've got me feeling all kinds of cool and cozy.

"Is your heart a compass? Because every time I see your cute smile, I find myself lost in your kind direction."

"Are you a bully's nightmare? Because your kindness and strength are making my heart skip a beat."