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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Kind Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kind pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Kind conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You're a straight ten

    On the pH scale because you're kind of basic.

  2. You know what kind of bagel you are?

    My everything bagel

  3. Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

    Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

  4. Are you a Pretzel?

    Cause i'll make you twist in all kinds of angles

  5. Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.

  6. Dang girl are you an uchiha because you're the last of your kind.

  7. Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

  8. I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

  9. So what kind of vehicle do you drive?

  10. Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

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Funny kind pickup lines

U know what the best kind of weed is?
When i’m weed u

I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

You're the kind of ghoul to take home to mummy.

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This is a funny Kind pickup line!

I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

Baby you're on my endangered species list because you're one of a kind!

A cyberman couldn't delete you from my heart. Not going to lie this is kind of sweet.

Are you legendary? Because you’re one of a kind.

I find you freaky in a sexy vampire kind of way that makes me rethink my stance on neck biting.

Would you be so kind as to allow me to dock my ship in your harbor?

I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like.

May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

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Working Kind tinder opener

You’re the kind of person I can see myself surviving a zombie apocalypse with.

I'm more of a comitology kind of guy.

Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!

What kind of grinder are you using? Cause you’re extra fine!

I get kidnapped a lot, but you look like the kind of person who can rescue me.

Hey baby, you’re a source of power , and you are the kind of strength that I would like to express my load.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

Hey, are you the impostor?

Because you're the only one that stands out to me :)

Edit: Thank you kind stranger for the gold!

I'm gonna name your kiss avocado

cause it's the good kind of fat

They ask me what kind of drugs i used to take? And i said them about your smile

I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke.


Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.