Top 50 Sense Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sense pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

If you rearrange the letters in coronavirus you get carnivorous

Which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out
Hey girl, are you a McDonalds?

Cuz I'm McLovin it

Also I just found out my bf is a lurker here and now everything makes sense
Make my "Spidey Sense" tingle, baby!
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
My spidey senses tell me you're going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy.
Sometimes it seems like our plans make more sense than His. Don't take the bait.
Are you a supermarket sample? 'Cause I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
My spidey sense isn't the only thing tingling. (Spiderman)

Funny sense pickup lines

You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.

Are you 5 gum?

Cause you’ve stimulated my senses.

My spidey senses aren't the only thing that's tingling...

I may not be 5 gum...

But I can stimulate your senses.

I have a dry sense of humour

Because I was busy getting you wet.

If I read your name backwards, it's "xyz"..
Yeah, it makes no sense, so does you not being in a relationship with me

Is there a science class nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between me and you?

Girl, absolutely everything makes sense with you.

Is your sense of humour shit

Cause I like the taste of it ;)

Gurl can you tell me where the science wing is?

Cuz I sense some chemistry brytween us

Do you like 5 gum?

Because I want to stimulate your senses.
Alternate:’I want to be inside you and stimulating your senses.’

Hey sense we all gonna die of corona time

Do u wanna be my motivation to live?

Probably depends on her sense of humor...

Me: You in that dress is the second hottest thing I've ever seen.

Her: what's the first?

Me: you/2.
I'm a psycho

I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?

Good one or not?

Let’s say I introduce myself to a woman, and when I shake their hand say “I feel like I’m shaking a dog’s paw, makes sense because you seem like a bitch”

Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why I’m falling for you

Are you bill gates? Because whenever I look at you my micro ain’t soft anymore

If that makes sense probably not

Hey girl are you today’s date?

Cause you don’t make sense

Are you an organ donor?

“Yes.” - That makes sense cause you seem like the type of girl who would give their heart away.

“No.” - that’s crazy cause I can see you being the kind of girl who’d give their heart away.

Hey girl are you 5 gum

Cause you elevate my senses

Q

If i were a letter i'd be q
I just make sense with u.

Damn girl are you five gum?

Because you’re stimulating my senses

(fun fact, this has been used on me before)

1. Hey baby, how 'bout some nuclear fusion tonight?

2. I don't know, I sense the Coulomb Force which would cause our protons to repel each other.

1. Yeah baby, but our protons are positively charged and even though they might repel each other they will nonetheless stick together.

2. Yes, but the force has a strong dependence on distance, and I sense it's a short range force.

1. But baby, this force can overcome the electrocstatic repulsion.

2. Maybe, but it all depends on the size of the atomic nuclei.

1. I thought size doesn't matter. Besides large atomic nuclei release no energy.

2. Size doesn't matter, unless the atomic nuclei is too small. Besides, I feel sure the kinetic energy, due to inverse square force, cannot overcome the electrostatic repulsion. Therefore our nuclear fusion will instead become nuclear fission...or worse yet, nuclear fizzle.

1. Ouch.