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Top 50 Smell Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Smell pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey babe, I know we've never met before

    But can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

  2. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  3. ee, your ass smells terrific!

  4. Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?

  5. My, your butt smells delightful!

  6. If you think I reek of sweat from skanking, you should smell me in bed.

  7. Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.

  8. You smell better than incense!

  9. Babe, you smell like shit, sorry!

  10. Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

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Funny smell pickup lines

Baby! You smell like trash from Flea Bottom, can I take you out?

Did you know you smell better when you are awake?

Hey baby, you smell good, wanna smell me?

You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

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Does this napkin smell like chloroform?

The air smells like loaf of artisan bread I’d love to make with you.

Don't you just love the smell of drones in the morning?

Is there a bakery around? Cause I smell something in the OVEN!

Mmmmmmm..... You smell expensive!

You smell like thrash can I take you out!

Boy you smell good... Thats destin right?

Your feet smell like blue cheese. I like cheese.

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You're anus smells amazing!

Are you trash?

Because you smell really bad and my mom is forcing me to take you out.

Hey girl, are you into flowers and stuff?

Cause this one smells like chloroform

You smell nice, why are you married?

Said this to a girl once, now she's married to me instead and we have 2 amazing girls.

Hey girl do u smell that

It smells like upsexy

What's up sexy

Nothin much how bout you gorgeous

Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

The smell my carbon emissions is just for you, baby!

Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.

Your breath smells like sunny days and Starbursts.

That smell? It’s my manflesh. You like?

Are you a subway employee?

Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.