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Top 21 Smell Chloroform Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Smell Chloroform pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey babe, I know we've never met before

    But can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

  2. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets

    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  3. Does this napkin smell like chloroform?

  4. Hey girl, are you into flowers and stuff?

    Cause this one smells like chloroform

  5. This one works 100% of the time, guaranteed with the right supplies.

    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

  6. Does this smell funny

    *hold out handkerchief with chloroform

  7. Does this smell like Chloroform to you?

    (confirms 100% success rate)

  8. I’ve always heard it’s a good idea to have a prop when picking up women...

    That’s why my starter is “hey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform?”

  9. Excuse me, miss...

    ... Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

  10. Does this paper smell like chloroform?

    You’ll surely win tonight with this ;)

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What is a Smell Chloroform pickup line?

Funny smell chloroform pickup lines

Hey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Girl: *smells rag*

Tell me ...

Does this smell like Chloroform?

Never fails

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Aye yo girl

Do you like the smell of chloroform?

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This is a funny Smell Chloroform pickup line!

May I ask you a question?

Does this tissue smell like chloroform?

What does this chloroform smell like?
Alternate: Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Does the hallway smell like chloroform to you?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Does this room smell like chloroform to you?

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?