The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Hear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hear conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. If you were Pokemon, what type would you be?

    \*after hearing his/her answer\*

    Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type.

  2. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  3. I hear they're ritual sacrificing virgins soon

    Please save me from being a ritual sacrifice

  4. Hey, did you hear about the latest glitch on Spotify?

    For some reason, they don't have you listed as the week's hottest single. .-.

  5. Whenever I hear Christmas music I think of you...

    Because you’re annoying af

  6. Are you a guitar?

    Because I wanna play with you and hear how you sound

  7. Multicolored hair request

    Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Florida for a little bit and I met a girl with half black and half blonde hair. She's really great and I'd love to hear some pick up lines for her. I'm not really good at this and I haven't been able to think of any good ones.


  8. Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

  9. I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

  10. Did you hear that?

    It was me falling for you

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Did you hear about the cream smeared on the Mona Lisa?
Or should I give you a demonstration?

I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight

I hear this house is haunted baby … we better stick together.

I kick kiss at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

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I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages

Which do you want to hear tomorrow ?

Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

So I hear your picky, well let me tell you I am the Best Man!

I hear you're fast on your feet and know how to get in and out.

Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.

I've got a Victrola back in my room. Wanna hear my Sinatra record?

Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good ... belay.

Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?

We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.

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I hear you are good in two-handed? You will need it tonight.

Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

I hear this house is haunted, we’d better stick together.

Are you a tiger? Cuz you're gonna hear me roar.

I would travel back in time to impregnate your mom just to hear you call me daddy

I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning.

Would you like to come and hear it?

Are you the ice cream man?

Because I get excited whenever I hear you coming.

I hear you like water... Well thats good because that means you already like about 70% of me.

I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.

Do you want to hear a construction pick up line? I am still working on it.

Hey, did you hear that sound?

"What sound?"/"What?"/etc

I think I just heard the sound of you dropping your standards.