50 Hear Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Hear rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about hear, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Hear Pickup Lines

A good Hear hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

If you were Pokemon, what type would you be?

\*after hearing his/her answer\*

Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type.
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I hear they're ritual sacrificing virgins soon

Please save me from being a ritual sacrifice
Hey, did you hear about the latest glitch on Spotify?

For some reason, they don't have you listed as the week's hottest single. .-.
Whenever I hear Christmas music I think of you...

Because you’re annoying af
Are you a guitar?

Because I wanna play with you and hear how you sound

Short and cute hear pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about hear are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Multicolored hair request

Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Florida for a little bit and I met a girl with half black and half blonde hair. She's really great and I'd love to hear some pick up lines for her. I'm not really good at this and I haven't been able to think of any good ones.

Thanks!

Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

Did you hear that?

It was me falling for you

I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight

I hear this house is haunted baby … we better stick together.

I kick kiss at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

Cheesy hear Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl no one can hear you scream out here in the wilderness.

I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages

Which do you want to hear tomorrow ?

Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

So I hear your picky, well let me tell you I am the Best Man!

I hear you're fast on your feet and know how to get in and out.

Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.

Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good ... belay.

Corny hear Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Hear conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?

We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.

You can't hear but you can see were perfect for eachother.

I hear you are good in two-handed? You will need it tonight.

Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

I hear this house is haunted, we’d better stick together.

Are you a tiger? Cuz you're gonna hear me roar.

I would travel back in time to impregnate your mom just to hear you call me daddy

Are you the ice cream man?

Because I get excited whenever I hear you coming.

I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning.

Would you like to come and hear it?

I hear you like water... Well thats good because that means you already like about 70% of me.

I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.

Hey, did you hear that sound?

"What sound?"/"What?"/etc

I think I just heard the sound of you dropping your standards.

A good hear Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Hear hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Is your name nobody?

Cause I keep hearing nobody is perfect

Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!

Do you want to hear a construction pick up line? I am still working on it.

I hear cranberries are really good for your skin.

I hear - once you go Black Friday, you never go back?

If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?
Pretty proud of this one.

My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me o**....

I hear you can handle a shaft smoothly and swiftly.

Vega: Your scream is filled with pain… Now let me hear it again.

Do you want to hear a cheesy flower pick-up line? Let’s put our tulips together.

I think I am losing my hearing, because women keep on screaming into my ear every night.

Hey, did you hear how there's no cameras in the dairy cooler?

Are you from Mongolia? 'Cause I hear you're into domination.

You would wish you are in space after a night with me, because in space, no one can hear us scream.

Babe you can have my ears any night. Because I just want to hear you talk.

Juri: Let me hear your sweet scream.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Hear love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Hear chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.