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80 Hear Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 80 hear pick up lines for her and flirty hear rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about hear that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your hear rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny hear pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty hear joke for a great chat response.

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A good Hear pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. If you were Pokemon, what type would you be?

    \*after hearing his/her answer\*

    Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type.

  2. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  3. I hear they're ritual sacrificing virgins soon

    Please save me from being a ritual sacrifice

  4. Hey, did you hear about the latest glitch on Spotify?

    For some reason, they don't have you listed as the week's hottest single. .-.

  5. Whenever I hear Christmas music I think of you...

    Because you’re annoying af

  6. Are you a guitar?

    Because I wanna play with you and hear how you sound

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Short and cute hear pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about hear are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

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Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

Did you hear that?

It was me falling for you

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I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight

I hear this house is haunted baby … we better stick together.

I kick kiss at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

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Cheesy hear Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl no one can hear you scream out here in the wilderness.

I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages

Which do you want to hear tomorrow ?

Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

So I hear your picky, well let me tell you I am the Best Man!

I hear you're fast on your feet and know how to get in and out.

Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.

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Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good ... belay.

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Try using funny and charming Hear conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?

We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.

You can't hear but you can see were perfect for eachother.

I hear you are good in two-handed? You will need it tonight.

Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

I hear this house is haunted, we’d better stick together.

Are you a tiger? Cuz you're gonna hear me roar.

I would travel back in time to impregnate your mom just to hear you call me daddy

I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning.

Would you like to come and hear it?

Are you the ice cream man?

Because I get excited whenever I hear you coming.

I hear you like water... Well thats good because that means you already like about 70% of me.

I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.

Hey, did you hear that sound?

"What sound?"/"What?"/etc

I think I just heard the sound of you dropping your standards.

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Do you want to hear a construction pick up line? I am still working on it.

Are you ready to go crazy tonight? Because I am already hearing voices!

Is your name nobody?

Cause I keep hearing nobody is perfect

I hear cranberries are really good for your skin.

I hear - once you go Black Friday, you never go back?

If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?
Pretty proud of this one.

My text alert isn’t the only way you can hear me o**....

I hear you can handle a shaft smoothly and swiftly.

Vega: Your scream is filled with pain… Now let me hear it again.

Hey, did you hear how there's no cameras in the dairy cooler?

I think I am losing my hearing, because women keep on screaming into my ear every night.

Do you want to hear a cheesy flower pick-up line? Let’s put our tulips together.

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Are you from Mongolia? 'Cause I hear you're into domination.

You would wish you are in space after a night with me, because in space, no one can hear us scream.

Babe you can have my ears any night. Because I just want to hear you talk.

Juri: Let me hear your sweet scream.

Wanna hear a mind-blowing thought?


The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to orgasm loud for all to hear.

I'm going to Nydus your backdoor, and you'll hear the scream.

Paladin, huh? I didn’t hear chastity among those oaths you took.

Are you the next Google Update? Because I hear you will be coming soon.

Id you hear about the lacrosse player who broke his elbow? It was rather humerus.

I hear airbenders are good at blowing.

Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.

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These flirty Hear pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I hear h**... isn't bad if you get to keep an angel with you- could I take you with me?

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through o**... s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal: Imma add my cinnamon to your toast so I can hear it crunch.

I could hear your c**... talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!

Are you a ghost?
Cause I hear you moaning

Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.

Hear that? The beach wants you to join me for a drink.

Did you hear about my perverted magician trick? I pulled my d out of a gina.

I'm trained and equipped to clear snow. That's why you'll hear people saying I'm a pro at heavy-duty ploughing.

Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.

Do you believe in love at first hear? Because I've never dated a blind chick before.

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Roses are Red,

And the Jedi tell lies, “You ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”

Girl, do you have sleight of hand? Because I hear you give pretty fast hand jobs.

Hi, how are you?

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Are you a car?

Cause I wanna put my key in you and hear you roar

I already know everything about you its just cute to hear you say it.

I hear a woman’s only weapon is what’s between her legs sweetheart. Care to battle?

Good news bad news

Hey there are two very important news that I need to tell, one of them is good and the other is bad which one would you like to hear first?

The bad news first
"the bad news is you're lonely"
"the good news is I'm here for you until I take my last breath"

The good news first
"The good news is tonight you won't be lonely in bed"
"The bad news is the neighbors won't get any sleep"

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Hey girl wanna hear a joke about a pizza?

Nevermind it's too cheesy

Wanna hear my ABC’s?

A B wanna C my D

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Hear love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Hear chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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