The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Hear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Hear chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. If you were Pokemon, what type would you be?

    \*after hearing his/her answer\*

    Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type.

  2. Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

  3. I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

  4. I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight

  5. I hear this house is haunted baby … we better stick together.

  6. I kick ass at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

  7. Girl no one can hear you scream out here in the wilderness.

  8. I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages

    Which do you want to hear tomorrow ?

  9. Hey, can I borrow your Hearing Aid? My last girlfriend disappeared without returning mine!

  10. So I hear your picky, well let me tell you I am the Best Man!

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What is a Hear pickup line?

Funny hear pickup lines

I hear you're fast on your feet and know how to get in and out.

Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.

I've got a Victrola back in my room. Wanna hear my Sinatra record?

Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good ... belay.

Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?

We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.

You can't hear but you can see were perfect for eachother.

I hear you are good in two-handed? You will need it tonight.

Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

I hear this house is haunted, we’d better stick together.

Are you a tiger? Cuz you're gonna hear me roar.

Are you the ice cream man?

Because I get excited whenever I hear you coming.

I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning.

Would you like to come and hear it?

I hear you like water... Well thats good because that means you already like about 70% of me.

I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.

Is your name nobody?

Cause I keep hearing nobody is perfect

I hear cranberries are really good for your skin.

I hear - once you go Black Friday, you never go back?

If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?

Pretty proud of this one.

Wanna hear a mind-blowing thought?

You

I hear airbenders are good at blowing.

Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Are you a ghost?

Cause I hear you moaning

Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.

I can't hear but damn I can see your ass!