Top 50 Physics Pick Up lines

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

What's up, gorgeous? Let's go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.

Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.

That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

Hey, I’ll give you a great example of physical geography.

I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.

What’s that smell great? Vacuum grease?

Is that a Cyclotron in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?

Let’s convert our potential energy dear into kinetic energy.

I'm willing to absorb your Electron if that's going to make you feel more Positive.

So how about we go discover our coefficient of friction sweetheart.

Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.

Are you the normal line of a denser medium? Because i am attracted to you.

Even the O2 you exhale is fiz-ine!!!

I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.

Are you a magnet? Because you sure are attracting me.

Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?

What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?

Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.

Might I integrate your curves tonight?

I'd like to inject some electrons into your storage ring, baby.

Hey, wanna get together like a superposition of 2 waves in phase?

According to Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, we may already be in love right now.

What are your thoughts on vacuum testing my pendulam.

Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical p**....

Can I be the North Pole of your magnet and you be the South Pole of my magnet? So, we can attract each other.

How much do you charge? My paper-grading job doesn't pay a lot.

Bartender, bring this fine lady a Scotch and H2O. Hey baby, that's just my way of saying Scotch and Water. You like?

Hey Girl, are you Gravity?

Cause damn you are attractive.

Was that drink magnetic? 'Cause you are attractive.

I don't think gravity is causing me to fall in love. It must be you!

Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe. No, it's alright, I'll just go over there.

I don’t call yellow cards for getting too physical.

I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum sweetheart.

I'd fall for you even in absence of gravity.

Hi baby, you must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction.

If I was an electron, I would be in a higher energy level. Because you got me excited.