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Top 50 Math Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Math chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl are you basic math

    because im definitely going to fuck this up

  2. Yeah, I'm pretty much the Bruce Lee of calculus.

  3. If you're a triangle, you'll be acute one.

  4. Be honest...without Googling, how many digits of Pi can you recite?

  5. Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.

  6. Baby, you’re a 9.999999999 … but it would be a 10 if you were with me.

  7. If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.

  8. I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

  9. If I were to rate you, I'd give you a 3.14 because you're as sweet as pi.

  10. Hey girl, I'd like to be your derivative so I can lay next to your curves.

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Funny math pickup lines

Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

My love for you is like pi, it's unending.

How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

If I were an integral, one could fill.

I can do your math homework for you...

My love for you is like an increasing function: it grows, grows, and grows.

My love for you is like pi greek, is endless.

So you wanna help me with algebra? Help me to replace my x with u.

Girl, you must be an asymptote, because I find myself getting closer and closer to you.

I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

Let's go back to my place and ill show you how to expand your logarithm.

My love for you is a monotonic function without constraints.

Wanna check our math together?

Nerdy - A math one for all you nerds

Is your discriminant zero?

Because you're my only solution.

Girl, are you squared, because you are always positive!

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 10 digits of your phone number?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Are you a 90 degree triangle? coz you are looking right!

Baby, your beauty is like a division by zero.

Are you 1/cosxy? Because you're secxy!

Hey are you less than 90 degrees. Because you're acute one.

Absolute zero, still moves me.

Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?

Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.