The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Math Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Math pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the ∑(1/n^2) from 1 to ∞?

    Because my heart converges absolutely to you.

  2. What is 999,999,999 + 1?

    The amount of ways I Wana make you smile.

  3. Damn girl are you basic math

    because im definitely going to fuck this up

  4. Hey are you Maths Homework

    Because i want to subtract your clothes divide your legs and hope we dont multiply.

  5. Hey do you like math?

    ‘Cause I want to add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and try not the multiply

  6. Yeah, I'm pretty much the Bruce Lee of calculus.

  7. If you're a triangle, you'll be acute one.

  8. Be honest...without Googling, how many digits of Pi can you recite?

  9. Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.

  10. Baby, you’re a 9.999999999 … but it would be a 10 if you were with me.

math pickup line
What is a Math pickup line?


Funny math pickup lines

If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.

If I were to rate you, I'd give you a 3.14 because you're as sweet as pi.

I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Hey girl, I'd like to be your derivative so I can lay next to your curves.

math pickup line
This is a funny Math pickup line!

Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

My love for you is like pi, it's unending.

How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

If I were an integral, one could fill.

I can do your math homework for you...

My love for you is like an increasing function: it grows, grows, and grows.

My love for you is like pi greek, is endless.

So you wanna help me with algebra? Help me to replace my x with u.

math pickup line
Working Math tinder opener

I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

Let's go back to my place and ill show you how to expand your logarithm.

My love for you is a monotonic function without constraints.

Wanna check our math together?

Nerdy - A math one for all you nerds

Is your discriminant zero?

Because you're my only solution.

Girl, are you squared, because you are always positive!

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 10 digits of your phone number?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Are you a 90 degree triangle? coz you are looking right!

Baby, your beauty is like a division by zero.

Are you the clock in my math class

Cuz I cant stop lookin at you