Do you like maths? No? Me neither, in fact, the only number I care about is yours.

Maths ppl,your time is now,i matched with a mathematician what y’all got??

Yeah, I'm pretty much the Bruce Lee of calculus.

If you're a triangle, you'll be acute one.

Be honest...without Googling, how many digits of Pi can you recite?

Baby, you’re a 9.999999999 … but it would be a 10 if you were with me.

If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.

I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Hey girl, I'd like to be your derivative so I can lay next to your curves.

Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

If I were an integral, one could fill.

I can do your math homework for you...

My love for you is like an increasing function: it grows, grows, and grows.

My love for you is like pi greek, is endless.

Girl, you must be an asymptote, because I find myself getting closer and closer to you.

I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

Let's go back to my place and ill show you how to expand your logarithm.

My love for you is a monotonic function without constraints.

Wanna check our math together?

Nerdy - A math one for all you nerds

Is your discriminant zero?

Because you're my only solution.

Girl, are you squared, because you are always positive!

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 10 digits of your phone number?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Are you a 90 degree triangle? coz you are looking right!

Baby, your beauty is like a division by zero.

Are you the clock in my math class

Cuz I cant stop lookin at you

Hey are you less than 90 degrees. Because you're acute one.

Absolute zero, still moves me.

Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?

Hey baby... 1+1=3, so is your friend free tonight too?

Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

You: Do you like math?

Person: No.
You: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves

Girl are you the square root of -1 because you are entirely imaginary.

You are sweeter than 3.14

Baby your kiss is so fine it have an arc tangent nearing almost 35 degree to the normal line.

I wish I was your math homework

Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

Instead of completing the square, why not we complete each other?

Can I take your second derivative? I want to explore your concavities.

I would like the second derivative may investigate the concavity.

If I were you and had sin2x cos2x , together we will be one!

Do you want to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

I'm good at algebra.

I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

Burnt my maths textbook.

That had no formula to date you.🥺

Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for s**... liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on the rest of Russell’s life.

Do you like geometry? Because you look good from every angle.

I heard you're good at maths

Would you consider replacing my X, without asking Y?

Can you help me with a math problem that I just can't get?

You + me. Would mind solving it?

What do math and my d**... have in common?...They're both hard for you

Math ? Why is it always x and y , why cant it be u and i

I’d like to estimate the slope of those curves.

I need help with this maths equation... X + U = 25

I think X = 15 cuz U are definitely a 10

Our love is like dividing by zero...it is not possible to define.

Let's be like sin^2 and cos^2 and become 1

Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you

Are you the maths test

Because your back side is going to be hard for me to swallow

Are you (0.001 + 9.999) * (20 - 1.04 - 14 - 3.96) / (3+5+0.025+0.175+0.4+0.75+0.45+0.2)?

Cuz I'm not good at math but I think thats 10/10

Hey girl, do you like maths?

Cause U=QTπ

Babe, am I in math class? Because I cannot stop studying your curves.

Together, we will be good at maths

Because there is no limits between us.

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate.

Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you're always right, especially when it comes to stealing my heart.

Are you bad at math? Because when I look at you, all I can count is love.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in the equation of my life."

"Are you a square root? Because my love for you is irrational and never-ending."

"Are you a math problem? Because we've got some chemistry, and I'm short enough to fit into your equation."

Are you a math problem? Because I want to explore the exponential growth of our connection.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I dribble by again in my soccer uniform?

"Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you are looking right, according to my calculations."

"With curves like yours, I need more than just a math lesson. How about your Snapchat instead, Miss Teacher?"

"Can I be your derivative? Because I'd love to lie tangent to your curves."

If beauty was a prime number, you'd be the only one dividing my attention.

I’m honestly not good at math but I can always give you the value you deserve.

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes during Maths and ending up in Geography!"

"Just like my math exam, I've found the perfect balance in you - half angel, half devil."

Are you a math problem? Because I'm really good at adding up to the perfect cum solution.

"Do you like math? Because I can’t help but multiply our chances of having a fun date by 56!"

Are you a soccer field? Because I'd love to score with you anytime.

"Are you a math problem? Because you've got all the solutions to my equation of happiness."

"Like 56 times two, you double my delight; with every equation, you make my heart take flight."

"Hey, could you help me with a math question?"

"Sure."

"Alright. It's x+u=19. Now... I'm pretty sure x equals 9 because u sure are a 10."

If you were a math problem, you'd be the perfect tangent to my heart's curve.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I stare into your eyes, pookie, I forget how to do math."

"Our love is like dividing by zero, it's undefinable and infinite."

"Are you a math problem? Because you've got all the right angles and solutions I've been searching for."

Are you a math teacher? Because you just made my heart do algebraic flips.

I love numbers, can I have your phone numbers?

"Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes between English and Math class."

Are you a math problem? Because I just can't seem to figure you out, but I'd love to try.

"If you’re 56, I’d love to multiply our moments, together we’d create the perfect sum of sweet components."

"Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right and it’s making my heart race!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including the answer to my math problem."

"Are you a math book? Because you've got a lot of problems, but I'm willing to solve them all with you."

"Are you a math problem? Because I need your help calculating how beautiful you are."

Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...

One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?

Are you a math problem? Because I need help calculating how charming you are.

"Girl, you're like the number 56—totally integral to my heart's calculus!"

Ooops , I expanded my couples.

With numbers in your eyes, and beauty never lies, solving equations with you, my heart multiplies.

"Just like a calculator confirms my math, your smile confirms you're the perfect addition to my life."

"Like 56 times a dream, our chemistry is divine; in this math of hearts, would you be mine?"

"Girl, are we a math problem? Cause I'm lost in your curves and dying to find X."

"Is your name Chance? Because I'm terrible at math but I know I need you in my probability equation."

"Are you a math problem? Because my attraction to your beauty is an equation I can't resist solving."

You must be a math problem because every time I look at you, I get lost in your curves.

"Maths might not be your thing, but I can't calculate how much your smile brightens my world."

Are you a math problem? Cause you've got all the right curves in all the right places!

"Are you a math problem? Because you perfectly add up to being the most beautiful equation I've ever seen."

"Why spend hours on math homework, when you can study the chemistry between us instead?"

"Are you Aphrodite, because your beauty is causing political unrest in my mathematical heart."

Did it hurt when you fell from the graph? Because you've got curves that are out of this world.

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, unlike evilphuck in math class.

"Are you a political equation? Because my feelings for you add up faster than Pythagoras' theorem."

Are you a math problem? Because you've got me trying to figure you out all day.

Are you a math problem? Because you've got my brain going in circles like an infinite loop.

"Is your hair the same color as the sunrise, or is my heart just rising for your intelligently addictive charm?"

"Who needs algebra when your curves got all the right angles I'm interested in."

"Are you a tangent line? Because you're the only thing touching my curve in all the right places."

"Is your name Algebra? Because I'm feeling an unexplainable connection between us that only math could solve."

"Are you a math equation? Because I'm not just adding my interest, I'm multiplying my feelings for your mind and athleticism."

"Can I be your math tutor? Because I promise to never under or overestimate my figures again."

"Are you Aphrodite? Because your beauty adds up in any language, and it's got my heart spinning like a political debate."

"Is it the gorgeous red streaks in your hair or your unique glasses that makes the simple mathematics of my heart falter?"

"Are you a math problem? Because the more I study you, the more fascinated I get with your curves."

Are you a math problem? Because you add up to be the perfect solution to my day.

"Are you a math test? Because I can't help but feel nervous, excited and unprepared around your Grade-A personality."

Are you a math problem? Because I'd love to solve the mystery of your twisted nipples.