Top 50 Math Pick Up lines

Do you like maths? No? Me neither, in fact, the only number I care about is yours.

Maths ppl,your time is now,i matched with a mathematician what y’all got??

Yeah, I'm pretty much the Bruce Lee of calculus.

If you're a triangle, you'll be acute one.

Be honest...without Googling, how many digits of Pi can you recite?

Baby, you’re a 9.999999999 … but it would be a 10 if you were with me.

If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.

I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Hey girl, I'd like to be your derivative so I can lay next to your curves.

Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

If I were an integral, one could fill.

I can do your math homework for you...

My love for you is like an increasing function: it grows, grows, and grows.

My love for you is like pi greek, is endless.

Girl, you must be an asymptote, because I find myself getting closer and closer to you.

I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

My love for you is a monotonic function without constraints.

Let's go back to my place and ill show you how to expand your logarithm.

Wanna check our math together?

Nerdy - A math one for all you nerds

Is your discriminant zero?

Because you're my only solution.

Girl, are you squared, because you are always positive!

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 10 digits of your phone number?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Are you a 90 degree triangle? coz you are looking right!

Baby, your beauty is like a division by zero.

Are you the clock in my math class

Cuz I cant stop lookin at you

Hey are you less than 90 degrees. Because you're acute one.

Absolute zero, still moves me.

Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?

Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

Hey baby... 1+1=3, so is your friend free tonight too?

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves

You: Do you like math?

Person: No.
You: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

Girl are you the square root of -1 because you are entirely imaginary.

You are sweeter than 3.14