Do you like maths? No? Me neither, in fact, the only number I care about is yours.

Maths ppl,your time is now,i matched with a mathematician what y’all got??

Yeah, I'm pretty much the Bruce Lee of calculus.

If you're a triangle, you'll be acute one.

Be honest...without Googling, how many digits of Pi can you recite?

Baby, you’re a 9.999999999 … but it would be a 10 if you were with me.

If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.

If I were to rate you, I'd give you a 3.14 because you're as sweet as pi.

Hey girl, I'd like to be your derivative so I can lay next to your curves.

Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

If I were an integral, one could fill.

I can do your math homework for you...

My love for you is like an increasing function: it grows, grows, and grows.

My love for you is like pi greek, is endless.

Girl, you must be an asymptote, because I find myself getting closer and closer to you.

I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

Let's go back to my place and ill show you how to expand your logarithm.

My love for you is a monotonic function without constraints.

Wanna check our math together?

Nerdy - A math one for all you nerds

Is your discriminant zero?

Because you're my only solution.

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 10 digits of your phone number?

Girl, are you squared, because you are always positive!

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Are you a 90 degree triangle? coz you are looking right!

Baby, your beauty is like a division by zero.

Are you the clock in my math class

Cuz I cant stop lookin at you

Hey are you less than 90 degrees. Because you're acute one.

Absolute zero, still moves me.

Do you need math help? Wanna expand my polynomial?

Hey baby... 1+1=3, so is your friend free tonight too?

Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

I may be failing basic math

But I know that you being this cute doesn't add up

You: Do you like math?

Person: No.
You: Me neither...In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves

Girl are you the square root of -1 because you are entirely imaginary.

You are sweeter than 3.14

Baby your kiss is so fine it have an arc tangent nearing almost 35 degree to the normal line.

I wish I was your math homework

Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

Instead of completing the square, why not we complete each other?

Can I take your second derivative? I want to explore your concavities.

I would like the second derivative may investigate the concavity.

If I were you and had sin2x cos2x , together we will be one!

Do you want to see the exponential growth of my natural log?

I'm good at algebra.

I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

Burnt my maths textbook.

That had no formula to date you.🥺

Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for s**... liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on the rest of Russell’s life.

Do you like geometry? Because you look good from every angle.

Can you help me with a math problem that I just can't get?

You + me. Would mind solving it?

I heard you're good at maths

Would you consider replacing my X, without asking Y?

Math ? Why is it always x and y , why cant it be u and i

What do math and my d**... have in common?...They're both hard for you

Our love is like dividing by zero...it is not possible to define.

I’d like to estimate the slope of those curves.

I need help with this maths equation... X + U = 25

I think X = 15 cuz U are definitely a 10

Let's be like sin^2 and cos^2 and become 1

Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you

Are you the maths test

Because your back side is going to be hard for me to swallow

Hey girl, do you like maths?

Cause U=QTπ

Are you (0.001 + 9.999) * (20 - 1.04 - 14 - 3.96) / (3+5+0.025+0.175+0.4+0.75+0.45+0.2)?

Cuz I'm not good at math but I think thats 10/10

Babe, am I in math class? Because I cannot stop studying your curves.

Together, we will be good at maths

Because there is no limits between us.

"With curves like yours, I need more than just a math lesson. How about your Snapchat instead, Miss Teacher?"

"Are you a math problem? Because we've got some chemistry, and I'm short enough to fit into your equation."

"Hey girl, are you my homework? 'Cause I can't seem to keep my eyes off of that math...ematical curve!"