Top 50 Math Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Math pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Math conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Are you the ∑(1/n^2) from 1 to ∞?
Because my heart converges absolutely to you.

What is 999,999,999 + 1?
The amount of ways I Wana make you smile.

Hey are you Maths Homework
Because i want to subtract your clothes divide your legs and hope we dont multiply.

Can you help me with this math problem "X+U=25"
So X must be 15 cause U are definetely a 10

I’m bad at math
But I can give you the value you deserve

I'm not good at math but I know U + I = 11
I'm not good at math but I know U + I = 11
U surely 10
I is the 1 for you 
Do you like maths? No? Me neither, in fact, the only number I care about is yours.

Maths ppl,your time is now,i matched with a mathematician what y’all got??

Hey do you like math?
‘Cause I want to add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and try not the multiply

Yeah, I'm pretty much the Bruce Lee of calculus.
Funny math pickup lines
If you're a triangle, you'll be acute one.
Hi I’m your new math tutor…
Give me your number so we can practice multiplying!
Be honest...without Googling, how many digits of Pi can you recite?
Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.
If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.
I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
If I were to rate you, I'd give you a 3.14 because you're as sweet as pi.
Hey girl, I'd like to be your derivative so I can lay next to your curves.
Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.
Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.
My love for you is like pi, it's unending.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I can do your math homework for you...
My love for you is like an increasing function: it grows, grows, and grows.
My love for you is like pi greek, is endless.
So you wanna help me with algebra? Help me to replace my x with u.
Girl, you must be an asymptote, because I find myself getting closer and closer to you.
I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.
My love for you is a monotonic function without constraints.
Let's go back to my place and ill show you how to expand your logarithm.
Wanna check our math together?
Nerdy  A math one for all you nerds
Is your discriminant zero?
Because you're my only solution.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 10 digits of your phone number?