I don't need a transducer because I know you're hot!

Woah, is that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?

Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.

Hey girl, are you a ventricle repolarization? Because you are a QT.

You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.

You are my antiseptic, because you cure my wound; I am always wounded and scarred.

Nothing's been the same since I fell into your territorial trap.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

I have successfully managed to synthesis a protein that makes two people fall in love, do you want to try it.

Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.

Are you a homeotic gene, cause you're regulating my structural anatomy.

If you're a triangle, you'll be acute one.

What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.

Are you game for a sigmatropic rearrangement?

Hey baby, are you the earth? Because all things are attracted to you...

You and me like a Biology. Its an endless story.

I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner.

Be honest...without Googling, how many digits of Pi can you recite?

Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you'd be a natural killer.

My favorite element is uranium,

because I love U!

Girl, I know you're studying psychology, but I would love to study you.

Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.

Hey what's your angle? You're looking very acute today.

You make me hypervalent.

Hey baby, how bout i teach you the Sn2 mechanism and show you a backside attack?

Baby, you’re a 9.999999999 … but it would be a 10 if you were with me.

Boy, you got me delayed 0.1 sec at my atrioventricular node.

You just continentally drifted into my heart.

Why don't we go back to my place and you can show me how you spread your sea floor.

If I could rewrite the periodic table,

I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

What's up, gorgeous? Let's go back to my place and test our co-efficient of friction.

If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.

We act as the lowest concentration and let me spread you?

I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Hey boy, are you a conditioned stimulus?

Cause you're making me drool.

Girl do you have a severe case of plantar fasciitis cus you've been running through my mind all day.

If I were to rate you, I'd give you a 3.14 because you're as sweet as pi.

I wish i was adedine, so i could get paired with you.

If I take you home, you'll be magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus

Then, you must be from Saturn because all I want is to put a ring on you

The moon looks nice tonight...like you face.

Hey girl, I'd like to be your derivative so I can lay next to your curves.

Let me be your ribcage so I can protect your heart.

Ooh, are you electrically stimulating my hypothalamus,

or is this just an unconditioned response?

Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.

Lets me explode, before we both do!

Science is a lie...

They say the sun is the hottest thing in our universe, but obviously it's you

I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.

So babe, is it just me or did we just cross to the intertropical convergent zone?

Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me away from you babe!

Oh, I apologize for staring. I thought that was the grand canyon.

Is your name Neosporin, because i'd like to rub you on my body.

With you my body's defense mechanism shuts off entirely, I think your hotness fried the wires.

You must be made of oceanic crust because I feel like you should be sub ducted beneath me.

Anoxic sediments make my desire to increase their redox potential.

I'd totally map your flows.

My love for you is like pi, it's unending.

Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

You raise my dopamine levels.

How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

Are you acid in my esophagus because you're makin my heart burn.

Are you worth the side effects, girl?

The more stable carbocation in your heart, the more susceptable to my nucleophilic to attack your heart.

I can't live without you, because you are my pacemaker.

I'll be potassium and you'll be an acid.

When I go in you, we'll explode.

Baby, you are so sweet that even my GLUT 2 transporters are at Vmax.

Let's head to my lab so I can prove that Big Bang isn't just a theory.

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

I can do your math homework for you...

Do u see the moon out there? It so beautiful and shiny, just like ur smile.

I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.

That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

Let me be your restriction endonuclease and I'll give you sticky ends.

Einstein had great hair, didn't he? I just love your hair.

My love for you is like an increasing function: it grows, grows, and grows.

Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.

My love for you is like pi greek, is endless.

You must be a photon because you just took me to my excited state.

Do you have 11 protons?

Because you're Sodium fine!

So you wanna help me with algebra? Help me to replace my x with u.

Is your medulla inflamed?

Because you made my heart skip a beat!

Uninhibited virus seeks reason to make me shed my coat protein.

Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.

You are my iodine, lithium, potassium, einsteinium and uranium. Because “I LiKE U”.

If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be as sweet as sugar.

Girl, you must be an asymptote, because I find myself getting closer and closer to you.

No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.

Are you fibrous pericardium ? Because you just anchored my heart to yours.

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.

I think the vertical line test applies to you because you are my type of function.

They say the tongue is a muscle. mine needs a workout. you wanna be my trainer?

Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!

I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.

We fit together like an enzyme-substrate complex. Lock and key.

My love for you is a monotonic function without constraints.

You're anything but plain, and I'm sick of the plateau-nic life. Carbon Date Me?

I wish i was your science homework, because I would be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk~

Hey baby you shine so bright i want to be your co-orbital companion!

Are you my corpus callosum?

Because I feel a connection between the two of us.

What’s that smell great? Vacuum grease?

Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.

Let's determine the coefficient of kinetic friction between our bodies!

You spin my heart like a globe.

Your air is my air, it is my inspiration.

I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?

Are you made of copper and tellurium?

Because you're CuTe.

Let’s convert our potential energy dear into kinetic energy.

I could spend a lifetime explaining how diamonds are formed but I would rather just buy you one.

Even when I can't see you face-to-face, you are always in my visuospatial sketchpad.

Girl you make me want more cardiac muscarinic receptors.

What does it take to get over YOUR activation barrier?

You hold me until I recover my Y chromosome again.

I'm willing to absorb your Electron if that's going to make you feel more Positive.

I'm not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

Hey baby you look sad, would you like to get a Polymeration Chain Reaction going?

Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!

I've lost my dopamine,do you want to be my cocaine?

Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

I've actually been working on isolating the strand of DNA responsible for ageing, we could both extract ours and spends lifetimes together.

So, what’s your pKa?

This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin.

My zygomaticus muscle contracts everytime I see you.

I must be going through anaerobic respiration cuz you take my breath away.

Are you Phineas Gage?

Because I lost my mind for you.

I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?

So you wanna come over? If the world really does end tomorrow I want you to be the last person I ever have kiss with.

According to the Similarity Attraction Effect, I must be attractive because you're beautiful.

I'm a positive ion, so you must be a negative ion, because I feel an attraction between us.