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Top 50 History Pick Up lines

Have you always wanted to pick up that hot girl or guy at a history event? While you are both sitting and watching some boring lectures? Use these awesome history related pick up lines to help you break the ice! They feature many of the great and well known events throughout history.

  1. Hey girl are you history?

    Because I'd love to go down on you.

  2. Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.

    He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.


    And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart.

  3. If you were my tour guide you could study my history!

  4. I’m learning about important dates in history

    Wanna be one of them?

  5. I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

  6. History will be written by Men who ride Hogs.

  7. Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.

  8. If you were in my class you could study my history!

  9. I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

  10. Break up with your girlfriend like she’s polio, because she is 99.9% history.


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What is a History pickup line?

Working history pickup lines

I would gladly admit to having sexual intercourse with you.

Babe, I am studying history, and I want a date now.

Girl, are you studying history? Because I will give you a date.

I may not go down in history

But I’ll gladly go down on you

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This is a funny History pickup line!

We must be lemons, because when we met, the zest is history.

You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.

The only history i wanna create..

Is a history of you and me...

Girl, you should not study history. Because our future is not in it.

Use this one in school

U know I want to have 2 classes with you next year chemistry and history

Is your name History ?

'Cause I'm about to go down in history

How do I respond??

I just sent a pickup line,
“I was looking into important dates in history, you wanna be mine?”
And she said “yessir”
What should I say next???

Are you my appendix? cause according to my family history i’m gonna have to take you out at some point…

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Working History tinder opener

Thanks for your help!!

I asked for pickup lines yesterday and they're really good! Fyi I'm not trying to necessarily get the girl, they just really like me telling them pickup lines a d it makes them laugh, so I wanted to get a few! If you guys have any more that you think are really good say them in the replies!

I told them this one, they really liked it.
"What's your favorite insect? Mines the butterflies you gave me." It ranks an 8/10

I have one that I'm gonna tell them tomorrow, since we want to watch lotr together sometime.
"I would ask you out to a movie, but you aren't allowed to bring your own snacks". Anyway do you wanna watch LOTR this weekend?" I think it'll go good lol

some of my favs I've seen so far

"We should hang out more, my mom told me me to focus on my future" from u/xDutch_Hunterx - I like this one a lot

"I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?" from u/JohnyyBanana - I think I might tweak this a bit, but it's really good since they like history a fair margin

"You're like a Horcrux, the only different is you're all 7 pieces of my soul" from u/Laboy2Point0 - this one's perfect, because they like harry potter a ton, it's like their favorite series, so hopefully thisll give me bonus points

Hey babe, I may never go down in the history books.

But I would go down on you.

I will not go down in history, but

I'll go down on you.

One for the history girls

If Anne Boleyn's neck was as thicc as you are, then she would have survived

A history one

Are you the Maginot line? Because I want to use my railway gun on you.

I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statues of freedom can be seen from miles away.

I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I
LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can
tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in
HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME
saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell
you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in
PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS
of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in
every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all
SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!

My family has a history of high blood sugar.

But, I’ll still hang out with you even though your really sweet.

Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.

History’s not the only one with its eyes on you.

The Tsar bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT

And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.