50 History Pick Up lines

Have you always wanted to pick up that hot girl or guy at a history event? While you are both sitting and watching some boring lectures? Use these awesome history related pick up lines to help you break the ice! They feature many of the great and well known events throughout history.

Best Working History Pickup Lines

A good History hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey girl are you history?

Because I'd love to go down on you.
Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.

He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.

And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart.
If you were my tour guide you could study my history!
I’m learning about important dates in history

Wanna be one of them?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
History will be written by Men who ride Hogs.

Short and cute history pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about history are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.

If you were in my class you could study my history!

I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

Break up with your girlfriend like she’s polio, because she is 99.9% history.

Babe, I am studying history, and I want a date now.

Girl, are you studying history? Because I will give you a date.

I may not go down in history

But I’ll gladly go down on you

Cheesy history Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

We must be lemons, because when we met, the zest is history.

We may not go down in history, but I will definitely go down on you.

You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.

The only history i wanna create..

Is a history of you and me...

Girl, you should not study history. Because our future is not in it.

Is your name History ?

'Cause I'm about to go down in history

How do I respond??

I just sent a pickup line,
“I was looking into important dates in history, you wanna be mine?”
And she said “yessir”
What should I say next???

Corny history Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming History conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you my appendix? cause according to my family history i’m gonna have to take you out at some point…

Girl are you history?

Cause I wanna repeat my mistakes

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Thanks for your help!!

I asked for pickup lines yesterday and they're really good! Fyi I'm not trying to necessarily get the girl, they just really like me telling them pickup lines a d it makes them laugh, so I wanted to get a few! If you guys have any more that you think are really good say them in the replies!

I told them this one, they really liked it.
"What's your favorite insect? Mines the butterflies you gave me." It ranks an 8/10

I have one that I'm gonna tell them tomorrow, since we want to watch lotr together sometime.
"I would ask you out to a movie, but you aren't allowed to bring your own snacks". Anyway do you wanna watch LOTR this weekend?" I think it'll go good lol

some of my favs I've seen so far

"We should hang out more, my mom told me me to focus on my future" from u/xDutch_Hunterx - I like this one a lot

"I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?" from u/JohnyyBanana - I think I might tweak this a bit, but it's really good since they like history a fair margin

"You're like a Horcrux, the only different is you're all 7 pieces of my soul" from u/Laboy2Point0 - this one's perfect, because they like harry potter a ton, it's like their favorite series, so hopefully thisll give me bonus points

Hey babe, I may never go down in the history books.

But I would go down on you.

One for the history girls
If Anne Boleyn's neck was as thicc as you are, then she would have survived

I will not go down in history, but

I'll go down on you.

A history one

Are you the Maginot line? Because I want to use my railway gun on you.

I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statues of freedom can be seen from miles away.

I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I
LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can
tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in
HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME
saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell
you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in
PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS
of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in
every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all
SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!

History’s not the only one with its eyes on you.

My family has a history of high blood sugar.

But, I’ll still hang out with you even though your really sweet.

The Tsar bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT

And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.

A good history Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth History hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Ha girl, are u my chrome history tab?

Cause u are everything I've been searching for

Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.

I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

Be forewarned, if you accept this dance with me, you'll have to take social studies in school because our dance is gonna go down in history

Is your last name Campbell? Because this medical history is “mmm…mmm good!”

Don’t lie on your personal history interview. You wouldn’t want to mess with perfection.

Do you like cats? Because your medical history is puurrrrfect.

History Major: Quit Stalin and give me your number.

I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".

How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?

Good thing I'm not a colonist, because I'd let you do intolerable acts to me.

History Major: I'm not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.

History Major: According to Marx, there's an uprising in my lower class.

Girl, try as it might; the agricultural adjustments act couldn't keep me from plowing your field.

Girl, after tongiht, I won't be the only one needing a wheelchair.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain History love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty History chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.