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Top 50 History Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of History chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl are you history?

    Because I'd love to go down on you.

  2. If you were my tour guide you could study my history!

  3. I’m learning about important dates in history

    Wanna be one of them?

  4. I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

  5. History will be written by Men who ride Hogs.

  6. Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.

  7. I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

  8. Girl are you history?

    Cause I wanna repeat my mistakes

    - Day 115

  9. Hey babe, I may never go down in the history books.

    But I would go down on you.

  10. One for the history girls

    If Anne Boleyn's neck was as thicc as you are, then she would have survived

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Funny history pickup lines

I will not go down in history, but
I'll go down on you.

A history one

Are you the Maginot line? Because I want to use my railway gun on you.

I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I
LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can
tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in
HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME
saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell
you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in
PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS
of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in
every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all
SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!

History’s not the only one with its eyes on you.

The Tsar bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT

And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.

I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

Ha girl, are u my chrome history tab?
Cause u are everything I've been searching for

My family has a history of high blood sugar.

But, I’ll still hang out with you even though your really sweet.

Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.

Call me John Adams, 'cause I want to be all up in your xyz affair.

Call me Paul Revere because I'd like to give you a midnight ride.

Did the rules change about camping outside the capital because you got me pitching a tent.

Do you want to see a majority whip?

Girl, after tongiht, I won't be the only one needing a wheelchair.

Girl, try as it might; the agricultural adjustments act couldn't keep me from plowing your field.

Good thing I'm not a colonist, because I'd let you do intolerable acts to me.

How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?

I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".

I don't need a CRS report to tell me how beautiful you are.

I have sex like I fight wars; I have no exit strategy.

I may not be the POTUS, but I see US on TOP of each other.

I motion to elongate the caucus.

I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statuse of freedom can be seen from miles away.

I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.