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Top 50 History Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty History pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl are you history?

    Because I'd love to go down on you.

  2. If you were my tour guide you could study my history!

  3. I’m learning about important dates in history

    Wanna be one of them?

  4. I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

  5. History will be written by Men who ride Hogs.

  6. Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.

  7. I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

  8. I may not go down in history

    But I’ll gladly go down on you

  9. Use this one in school

    U know I want to have 2 classes with you next year chemistry and history

  10. How do I respond??

    I just sent a pickup line,
    “I was looking into important dates in history, you wanna be mine?”
    And she said “yessir”
    What should I say next???

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What is a History pickup line?

Funny history pickup lines

Girl are you history?
Cause I wanna repeat my mistakes

- Day 115

Hey babe, I may never go down in the history books.

But I would go down on you.

I will not go down in history, but

I'll go down on you.

One for the history girls

If Anne Boleyn's neck was as thicc as you are, then she would have survived

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This is a funny History pickup line!

I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statues of freedom can be seen from miles away.

I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.
Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I
LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can
tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in
saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell
you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in
PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS
of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in
every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all

Ha girl, are u my chrome history tab?

Cause u are everything I've been searching for

The Tsar bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT

And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.

My family has a history of high blood sugar.

But, I’ll still hang out with you even though your really sweet.

Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.

I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

History’s not the only one with its eyes on you.

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Working History tinder opener

Girl, try as it might; the agricultural adjustments act couldn't keep me from plowing your field.

Good thing I'm not a colonist, because I'd let you do intolerable acts to me.

How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?

I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".

I don't need a CRS report to tell me how beautiful you are.

I have sex like I fight wars; I have no exit strategy.

I may not be the POTUS, but I see US on TOP of each other.

I motion to elongate the caucus.

I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statuse of freedom can be seen from miles away.

I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.