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Top 50 History Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty History pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy History conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl are you history?

    Because I'd love to go down on you.

  2. Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.

    He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.


    And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart.

  3. If you were my tour guide you could study my history!

  4. I’m learning about important dates in history

    Wanna be one of them?

  5. I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

  6. History will be written by Men who ride Hogs.

  7. Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.

  8. I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

  9. I may not go down in history

    But I’ll gladly go down on you

  10. The only history i wanna create..

    Is a history of you and me...

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What is a History pickup line?


Funny history pickup lines

Use this one in school
U know I want to have 2 classes with you next year chemistry and history

How do I respond??

I just sent a pickup line,
“I was looking into important dates in history, you wanna be mine?”
And she said “yessir”
What should I say next???

Girl are you history?

Cause I wanna repeat my mistakes

- Day 115

Thanks for your help!!

I asked for pickup lines yesterday and they're really good! Fyi I'm not trying to necessarily get the girl, they just really like me telling them pickup lines a d it makes them laugh, so I wanted to get a few! If you guys have any more that you think are really good say them in the replies!

I told them this one, they really liked it.
"What's your favorite insect? Mines the butterflies you gave me." It ranks an 8/10

I have one that I'm gonna tell them tomorrow, since we want to watch lotr together sometime.
"I would ask you out to a movie, but you aren't allowed to bring your own snacks". Anyway do you wanna watch LOTR this weekend?" I think it'll go good lol

some of my favs I've seen so far

"We should hang out more, my mom told me me to focus on my future" from u/xDutch_Hunterx - I like this one a lot

"I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?" from u/JohnyyBanana - I think I might tweak this a bit, but it's really good since they like history a fair margin

"You're like a Horcrux, the only different is you're all 7 pieces of my soul" from u/Laboy2Point0 - this one's perfect, because they like harry potter a ton, it's like their favorite series, so hopefully thisll give me bonus points

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This is a funny History pickup line!

I will not go down in history, but

I'll go down on you.

One for the history girls
If Anne Boleyn's neck was as thicc as you are, then she would have survived

A history one

Are you the Maginot line? Because I want to use my railway gun on you.

I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statues of freedom can be seen from miles away.

I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I
LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can
tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in
HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME
saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell
you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in
PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS
of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in
every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all
SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!

My family has a history of high blood sugar.

But, I’ll still hang out with you even though your really sweet.

Probably not helpful unless you’re interested in a history buff with messed up humor.

Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.

The Tsar bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT

And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.

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Working History tinder opener

History’s not the only one with its eyes on you.

I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

Good thing I'm not a colonist, because I'd let you do intolerable acts to me.

How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?

I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".

I don't need a CRS report to tell me how beautiful you are.

I may not be the POTUS, but I see US on TOP of each other.

I motion to elongate the caucus.

I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statuse of freedom can be seen from miles away.

I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.